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  1. - Top - End - #91
    Ogre in the Playground
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    Default Re: Haiku encounters

    Can't count to seven.
    Can correct his count.

    Dance with me dearie
    Said the lamia to me
    Last edited by paddyfool; 2021-08-03 at 04:14 PM.

  2. - Top - End - #92
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    Scarlet Knight's Avatar

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    Hudson Valley, NY
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    Her touch worth it all.

    I then stepped forward
    She took four steps back and twirled
    A long surcote of pers upon he hade, / And by his syde he baar a rusty blade. - Chaucer

  3. - Top - End - #93
    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Nov 2009

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    I tripped on her tail.

    Etiquette failure
    Never want to dance again.

  4. - Top - End - #94
    Ogre in the Playground
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    London, UK

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    Guilty feelings, got no rhythm...
    Let's go kill something!

    Dead Goblins and orcs.
    Murder hobo on rampage.

  5. - Top - End - #95
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Ordial Plane

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    Blood falls like Spring rain

    A sea of deep red
    A sight of blooming roses
    Last edited by Blueiji; 2021-08-16 at 10:12 PM.
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  6. - Top - End - #96
    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Ruby Kraken hides

    Snakes are over here!
    Snakes are also over there!

  7. - Top - End - #97
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Dire Mongoose time.

    Dark and stormy night.
    You all meet in a tavern.
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  8. - Top - End - #98
    Ogre in the Playground
     
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    The dwarf is buying!

    He sings us a tune,
    With adventure and lost gold,
    A long surcote of pers upon he hade, / And by his syde he baar a rusty blade. - Chaucer

  9. - Top - End - #99
    Ogre in the Playground
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    Aug 2006
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    London, UK

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    "Sign me up!" Says I.

    There is a problem.
    Gold was lost to big dragon.

  10. - Top - End - #100
    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Nov 2009

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    Now I can't pay rent

    Dragon poker star
    Casino preparing ban

  11. - Top - End - #101
    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Mar 2020

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    Dragon overran.

    'Abra Kadabra'
    Wicked Wrathful Wizard spoke -

  12. - Top - End - #102
    Ogre in the Playground
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    London, UK

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    Out popped a rabbit.

    Three is the number.
    Not one; not two; five's way out...

  13. - Top - End - #103
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Bunny had a gun.

    The king died that day.
    His kids fought over the throne.
    LGBTitp

  14. - Top - End - #104
    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Mar 2020

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    Queen left all alone.

    Madman with a box.
    said 'Wibbly Wobbly'.

  15. - Top - End - #105
    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Nov 2009

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    Spacetime is afraid

    Quantum tunneling
    Teleports in small pieces

  16. - Top - End - #106
    Ogre in the Playground
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    London, UK

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    Jigsaw puzzle time!

    Back to the party:
    Psion and bard have contest...

  17. - Top - End - #107
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Guitar noise sounds awful.

    BARBARIAN SMASH!
    Stops sonic damage, bard mad.
    LGBTitp

  18. - Top - End - #108
    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Guitar over head? Rad.

    Brave knight ironclad.
    Against red dragon most bad.

  19. - Top - End - #109
    Troll in the Playground
     
    Dr.Gunsforhands's Avatar

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    He made threats in haiku
    without knowing how to
    and wound up as a half-dragon's dad.

    Wait that's a limerick
    Let me try that one again
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  20. - Top - End - #110
    Ogre in the Playground
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    London, UK

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    Better get it right.

    Britain v Oo-sa.
    Li - mer - ick : three syllables
    Last edited by paddyfool; 2021-09-29 at 03:40 AM.

  21. - Top - End - #111
    Troll in the Playground
     
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    Lim - rick: only two.

    So, for real this time:
    Brave knight versus dragon bad.
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  22. - Top - End - #112
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Dragon go nom nom.

    Security breach!
    SCP-682 loose!
    LGBTitp

  23. - Top - End - #113
    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Mar 2020

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    Release the Kraken!

    Godzilla roaring.
    Versus big badass robots.

  24. - Top - End - #114
    Ogre in the Playground
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    London, UK

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    Go get the popcorn!

    Godzilla noms bots
    Gets a bad stomach upset

  25. - Top - End - #115
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Atomic barf time!

    Cthulhu wakes up
    Hes angry at Godzilla
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  26. - Top - End - #116
    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Mar 2020

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    Man said 'Let them fight'.

    Cthulhu ate him.
    Godzilla blew up belly.

  27. - Top - End - #117
    Troll in the Playground
     
    Dr.Gunsforhands's Avatar

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    Merely caused heartburn

    Once upon a time
    Wererats robbed my local bank
    Last edited by Dr.Gunsforhands; 2021-09-30 at 09:27 PM.
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  28. - Top - End - #118
    Dwarf in the Playground
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    I brought a big tank.

    Tank wheels go burrrrrr.
    I drove over the wererats.

  29. - Top - End - #119
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    They had land mines. BOOM!

    Time machine broke down.
    Im stuck in the Cretaceous.
    Last edited by Dire Moose; 2021-10-01 at 10:42 AM.
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  30. - Top - End - #120
    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Mar 2020

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    Asteroid coming. Help.

    Jumped forward in time.
    On Titanic; is sinking.

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