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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Became kraken chow.

    Inter-party strife;
    Paladin saw Rogue's foul deeds
    Last edited by paddyfool; 2021-07-12 at 03:28 PM.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    Dire Moose's Avatar

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    Fed rogue to dragon.

    You meet in an inn
    Old man offers you a quest
    LGBTitp

  3. - Top - End - #33
    Ogre in the Playground
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    Rogue picked his pocket.


    Dire rats beneath inn
    Innkeeper has lots of coin
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    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!
    Quote Originally Posted by Kish View Post
    Neither Evershifting List of Perfectly Prepared Spells nor Grounds to Howl at the DM If I Ever Lose is actually a wizard class feature.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Germany
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    Quote Originally Posted by Velaryon View Post
    Dire rats beneath inn
    Innkeeper has lots of coin
    Spoiler: Similar story
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    Low paying guild job.
    Giant rats - tavern cellar
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    We have sent the cat.


    Sent the cat - again.

    Army of dead rats
    Animated by a cult
    Last edited by Rogan; 2021-07-14 at 09:30 AM.

  5. - Top - End - #35
    Ogre in the Playground
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    Control undead. Pets!

    Hangry red dragon
    Wants to have you for dinner
    Last edited by paddyfool; 2021-07-14 at 11:26 AM.

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    Pixie in the Playground
     
    BardGirl

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    Vasty fields of France
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    I taste really bad.

    Gelatinous cube
    Mint-flavoured but so caustic

  7. - Top - End - #37
    Ogre in the Playground
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    Took some antacid.


    Flesh golems on bikes
    Party must cross a half pipe
    Quote Originally Posted by 2D8HP View Post
    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!
    Quote Originally Posted by Kish View Post
    Neither Evershifting List of Perfectly Prepared Spells nor Grounds to Howl at the DM If I Ever Lose is actually a wizard class feature.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Evel Kneivel.

    The room is pitch black
    May be eaten by a Grue.
    LGBTitp

  9. - Top - End - #39
    Ogre in the Playground
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    Aug 2006
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    London, UK

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    I cast dancing lights

    Quest: get griffin eggs
    Mama griffin quite irate

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    Pixie in the Playground
     
    BardGuy

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    Quest not completed

    Surprised by attack
    Little notification
    Being a mime means never having to say you're sorry.

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    Ogre in the Playground
     
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    Hudson Valley, NY
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    Sherwood's Most Wanted

    I tilt with windmills
    For the love of my Lady
    “A long surcote of pers upon he hade, / And by his syde he baar a rusty blade.” - Chaucer

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Arrested by guards.

    Ignoring the main plot
    Do all the side quests instead
    LGBTitp

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Final boss curb-stomped

    Booking a ship cruise
    Storm is on the horizon

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Batten down the hatch!

    Storm giants marching
    Claiming vast unpaid tributes
    Last edited by paddyfool; 2021-07-16 at 03:57 PM.

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    Ettin in the Playground
     
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    Rent-seeking buttheads

    In the dragon's hoard
    All of the toilet paper

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Is made of gold leaf

    In the castle fair
    The Duke was not what he seemed

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    (Changeling were-tiger)

    Oh, adventurer!
    You stepped in a fairy ring...

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    You become a toad.

    Got badly injured
    Trying to sleep in dungeon
    LGBTitp

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    Ogre in the Playground
     
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    Praise Leomund's Hut!


    A hole in the hill
    Green door with center doorknob
    “A long surcote of pers upon he hade, / And by his syde he baar a rusty blade.” - Chaucer

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
    Planetar

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    Sep 2019

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    Entrance to Heaven



    Door to truth opens
    The Horrible Truth Escapes

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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    Truths Are Not Good Pets

    Watching our DM
    Rolling dice behind the screen
    Nexus Character Pile
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    He laughs, we shudder.

    Ghosts and ghouls and ghasts
    Grazing in a grey graveyard

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Giggling grimly.

    Cheating on dice roll
    Hope GM doesn’t notice
    LGBTitp

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    Ettin in the Playground
     
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    Loaded cheater dice

    Monks wielding the most
    Silliest weapons of all

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Tofu toe tonfas!

    Enraged barbarian
    Brawling in party's tavern

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    Ettin in the Playground
     
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    "Twelve dollars for beer!?"

    Pirates in the club
    Searching for all the booty

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    Ogre in the Playground
     
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    Wench is worth the gold.

    Cackling from above,
    Opera phantom is near,
    “A long surcote of pers upon he hade, / And by his syde he baar a rusty blade.” - Chaucer

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
    Planetar

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    Superb Finale


    Order of the Stick
    Runs its final course tonight

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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    Steady on, Sir Thumb

    Searching every town
    For the villain’s secret base
    Nexus Character Pile
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    London, UK

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    (It's in the jungle.)

    Underwater quest!
    Merfolk fight kuo-toa
    Last edited by paddyfool; 2021-07-24 at 08:05 AM.

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