Order of the Stick Trivia XXII: Find Me An Original Question

[Ruck]

Well, OQ, and I haven't done one in a while, so... I searched at random and I don't remember having done this question before:

Find me a suicide king.

[Metastachydium]

Well, OQ, and I haven't done one in a while, so... I searched at random and I don't remember having done this question before:

Find me a suicide king.

Here's four.

[Ruck]

Here's four.

Well, only one we can be completely sure about, but, yeah, that's it.

[Rogan]

Meta, do you want to ask a question?

Spoiler: If the answer is no

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I'm looking for two pages.
One Person gets something (one page) very similar to a thing someone else wants (the other page)

[Peelee]

Meta, do you want to ask a question?

Spoiler: If the answer is no

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I'm looking for two pages.
One Person gets something (one page) very similar to a thing someone else wants (the other page)

OOOOOOO, I love how you worded that, because here is an accurate answer that I can almost guarantee is not what you're looking for!

Elan gets love, which was all Tsukiko wanted. BOOYAKASHA.

Do chains even work on someone without arms? Find me evidence that they apparently do.

[Rogan]

OOOOOOO, I love how you worded that, because here is an accurate answer that I can almost guarantee is not what you're looking for!

Elan gets love, which was all Tsukiko wanted. BOOYAKASHA.

Do chains even work on someone without arms? Find me evidence that they apparently do.

Strictly speaking, your answer is not valid since I asked for something very similar, while your answer is the same thing, love.

Does this monster have arms?

[Metastachydium]

Strictly speaking, your answer is not valid since I asked for something very similar, while your answer is the same thing, love.
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(So how about this: Tsukiko wanted to become intimate with a creature that is not alive anymore; Eugene succeeded in that task with a very different kind of creature that is not quite alive anymore.)

[Rogan]

(So how about this: Tsukiko wanted to become intimate with a creature that is not alive anymore; Eugene succeeded in that task with a very different kind of creature that is not quite alive anymore.)

Okay, this is not what I meant, but this has to count.

Your Question, please.

[Peelee]

Okay, this is not what I meant, but this has to count.

Ain't Tsukiko grand?

[Rogan]

Ain't Tsukiko grand?

She was of average size, now she is approximately non existence.

Now, remind me to clarify I am talking about a grand physical thing the next time I ask my question, please

[enq]

Do chains even work on someone without arms? Find me evidence that they apparently do.

Is this the current question then? 'cause the answer that was offered... well, that depends on what we mean by chains working. I can't say if the ghost monster is feeling particularly fettered or not... either way, we need a long overdue hint or an OQ announcement here, I think.

[Peelee]

Is this the current question then? 'cause the answer that was offered... well, that depends on what we mean by chains working. I can't say if the ghost monster is feeling particularly fettered or not... either way, we need a long overdue hint or an OQ announcement here, I think.

Yes, the answer was exactly what I was looking for. It's an OQ since Meta didn't ask anything.

[enq]

Find me a great unanswered question of our time and a great mystery of our time.

I am more or less quoting here, FYI. But no googling!

[Rogan]

Find me a great unanswered question of our time and a great mystery of our time.

I am more or less quoting here, FYI. But no googling!

Is it comic 42? I have no idea what this page is about, but I like the joke

[enq]

Like I said, I'm more or less quoting. Someone should use pretty much the wording I did.

[Rogan]

You probably missed the white text.

[enq]

...yeah, I did. And I would again :P

[Ron Miel]

But 42 is a great unquestioned answer

[enq]

Spoiler: Hint

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Both lines are spoken, about a thousand strips apart, by the same character... but not as the same gender.

[PartyOfRogues]

Here’s number one!

Edit: and here’s the other

OQ

[Rogan]

Taking the OQ:

I'm still looking for two pages.
One Person gets something a big, physical object (one page) very similar to a thing someone else wants (the other page).

[Metastachydium]

Taking the OQ:

I'm still looking for two pages.
One Person gets something a big, physical object (one page) very similar to a thing someone else wants (the other page).

Transparent solids of revolution with magical properties are very similar, right? If so, I nominate Xykon's widescreen crystall ball and Veldrina&Wrecan's failure to obtain a sphere of teleportation.

[Peelee]

"solids of revolution" is my new favorite phrase.

[enq]

Roy gets this giant rock, similar to these small rocks that Haley (totally) wants.

I might be spending the rest of the day coming up with silly answers unless a winner is announced...

Lien gets this shark mount, similar to this mackerel that Mr. Scruffy wants.

[Rogan]

Transparent solids of revolution with magical properties are very similar, right? If so, I nominate Xykon's widescreen crystall ball and Veldrina&Wrecan's failure to obtain a sphere of teleportation.

Roy gets this giant rock, similar to these small rocks that Haley (totally) wants.

I might be spending the rest of the day coming up with silly answers unless a winner is announced...

Lien gets this shark mount, similar to this mackerel that Mr. Scruffy wants.

These are all funny answers, but not nearly big enough. Hint: the object is significantly bigger than a human.

[watersnap]

Taking the OQ:

I'm still looking for two pages.
One Person gets something a big, physical object (one page) very similar to a thing someone else wants (the other page).

In #170, Durkon gets a giant gold tankard. Someone else must have wanted a giant tankard, right?

[Metastachydium]

In #170, Durkon gets a giant gold tankard. Someone else must have wanted a giant tankard, right?

That should do it indeed, now that I think about it: Durkon got an oversized free beverage; in no. 398 Elan asks for a free beverage (effectively, in that he doesn't intend to pay for it), but that is a diet cola rather than beer.

[b_jonas]

Durkon gets a pony in #141 while Samantha the bandit wanted a pony when she was a child according to #159 5th panel. Doesn't match your hint, but I think it matches your original question.

[Rogan]

Okay, I have to ask now...

How many of your answers are serious shots at solving this question and how many are humerus tries to drive me insane?

Anyway since the hint was not part of the question, I don't think I can deny the option of asking another question.

[Metastachydium]

humerus tries

Mine are mostly radius and ulna tries, but I meant them. (And you must admit the free drink one fits even the last version!)