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    Default Re: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Form smells a Random Banter #235

    A comment Zodi made in one of her let's play threads has given me the mental image of curing my achy bones by channeling the raw power of elemental earth into them.

    They can't break down under where and tear if they're made of alternating layers of granite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rater202 View Post
    A comment Zodi made in one of her let's play threads has given me the mental image of curing my achy bones by channeling the raw power of elemental earth into them.

    They can't break down under where and tear if they're made of alternating layers of granite.
    You'd be surprised at just what kind of wear and tear granite is subject to.

    Also, i would think having bones made of granite would make mobility a struggle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keltest View Post
    You'd be surprised at just what kind of wear and tear granite is subject to.

    Also, i would think having bones made of granite would make mobility a struggle.
    Also Ithink having bones that heavy would make using your hands a lot more complicated.
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    My girlfriend's gone off to the wilds of uni as a mild* student. Anyway missing her.

    I did make sure she had the crucial advice though: get to all your lectures, and most people aren't having as much sex as they claim they are.

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    I... don't think you should have a "girlfriend" below the age of maturity when you yourself are above it.

    EDIT: Apparently "mature" starts at 21 for the purpose of university. Never mind, then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rater202 View Post
    A comment Zodi made in one of her let's play threads has given me the mental image of curing my achy bones by channeling the raw power of elemental earth into them.

    They can't break down under where and tear if they're made of alternating layers of granite.
    Men sleep tonight with hands of bone
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    And with these hands we will destroy
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    And we will stand above our city
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    And we will raise our hands above us
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    And with these hands that will not bleed
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    Quote Originally Posted by enderlord99 View Post
    I... don't think you should have a "girlfriend" below the age of maturity when you yourself are above it.

    EDIT: Apparently "mature" starts at 21 for the purpose of university. Never mind, then.
    Okay, to be fair then she is married. But only just!

    But I think, just like cheeses, students are better matured
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    Default Re: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Form smells a Random Banter #235

    Quote Originally Posted by Fyraltari View Post
    Also I think having bones that heavy would make using your hands a lot more complicated.
    Well, obviously I'd have to channel the power of elemental water into my musculature until I have the strength of a tsunami to compensate.

    And maybe raw fire into my heart until it has the power of a nuclear reactor.

    We're talking some cultivation novel crap right now, Fyraltari. The rules are whatever we say they are.

    It's not like when I'm talking bout the most reliable ways to get specific powers in Marvel Comics or trying to figure out just what the results of combining Dr. Gero's, Dr. Myuu', Dr. Lychee's, Doctor Weelo's, Lord Jaguar's, and Towa's technology to create a perfect artificial body would be like in Dragon Ball. Don't gotta work with a predefined set of rules.
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    I have to say, for being the Great Frozen North, the weather up here is delightful. Though even in Alabama that's the case as September ends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    I have to say, for being the Great Frozen North, the weather up here is delightful. Though even in Alabama that's the case as September ends.
    We are at the nice part of the year where the weather stops trying to drive us out for a bit, yes. Now we get like an entire week before it starts getting cold and uncomfortable!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keltest View Post
    We are at the nice part of the year where the weather stops trying to drive us out for a bit, yes. Now we get like an entire week before it starts getting cold and uncomfortable!
    Huzzah!

    Also, there are like no Pokestops here.
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    I am happy to see I'm not the only one who has heard of the Protomen! My favorite track of theirs is probably Vengeance. They put a lot of emotion in their music and that's what I like about them.
    Favorite from Act 1 is probably "The Will of One."

    I like a lot of Act 2. Gonna say it's a tie between "The Hounds" and "Light Up the Night."

    My current favorite of theirs, and probably one of my top 5 favorite songs in general, is "Hold Back the Night."
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    I love this random banter thread title.
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    Ended up having a work thing I have to do when exam was scheduled.

    Re-scheduled for Sunday. Will be better to be well-rested, and go over a few things I'm still iffy on anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    Huzzah!

    Also, there are like no Pokestops here.
    Well, so much for hunting them to extinction yourself.

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    Ended up having a work thing I have to do when exam was scheduled.

    Re-scheduled for Sunday. Will be better to be well-rested, and go over a few things I'm still iffy on anyway.
    Aw, bugger, I can imagine wanting to get it over with. Still, might as well take advantage of the extra time. Certainly can't hurt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mystic Muse View Post
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    And with these hands that will not bleed
    My father's battle will be won!

    (They're sad, but I heartily recommend the Protomen Act 1 and Act 2. So long as you're willing to wait until after Half-Life FOUR releases for Act 3).
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    Protomen were a great band! And I am sure Act III and Halflife III will come out together haha.
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    Protomen were a great band! And I am sure Act III and Halflife III will come out together haha.
    I'm fairly certain it'll be called Half Life 2: Episode 2: Act 1.
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    I'm fairly certain it'll be called Half Life 2: Episode 2: Act 1.
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    Oh boy, new thread! ...but, wait, what does a new thread smell like? Is it an ozone-y smell? OR the smell of a new book? Or what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DataNinja View Post
    Oh boy, new thread! ...but, wait, what does a new thread smell like? Is it an ozone-y smell? OR the smell of a new book? Or what?
    As I'm not usually this early I tend to use THIS on threads the first time I show up, in order to make it feel like I was there at the start. So that's what I think new threads smell like.

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    Hypothetical from Team Four Star's Legacy of Goku playthrough.

    Would you rather have:

    1: the ability to fly, but only in the four cardinal directions a set height from the ground and only for 15 body lengths of flight at time(though you can stay in the air indefinitely when not moving) and you need "fuel" to recharge it—the fuel is just kind of scattered around the world with anywhere from one to half a dozen every couple of acres, and they "respawn" every few seconds.

    (Basically, how flight worked in the orignal Legacy of Goku game)

    Or 2: Telekinesis with an infinite field of movement in all directions, but you can only lift something that weighs a pound or less, with a full pound being "strenuous lifting."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rater202 View Post
    Hypothetical from Team Four Star's Legacy of Goku playthrough.

    Would you rather have:

    1: the ability to fly, but only in the four cardinal directions a set height from the ground and only for 15 body lengths of flight at time(though you can stay in the air indefinitely when not moving) and you need "fuel" to recharge it—the fuel is just kind of scattered around the world with anywhere from one to half a dozen every couple of acres, and they "respawn" every few seconds.

    (Basically, how flight worked in the orignal Legacy of Goku game)

    Or 2: Telekinesis with an infinite field of movement in all directions, but you can only lift something that weighs a pound or less, with a full pound being "strenuous lifting."
    B, even ignoring that it doesn't have a limit on how fast I can move things. Infinite field of movement means I can slowly lift stuff into orbit, for one, and two makes my everyday life incomparably better. Floating is cool and all, and makes hangliding a lot safer, but I will take telekinesis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tvtyrant View Post
    B, even ignoring that it doesn't have a limit on how fast I can move things. Infinite field of movement means I can slowly lift stuff into orbit, for one, and two makes my everyday life incomparably better. Floating is cool and all, and makes hangliding a lot safer, but I will take telekinesis.
    I forgot to mention, the flight is faster than your running speed.

    Edit: Also, they started adding caveats to the TK during the conversation because one of the commentators was actively looking for loopholes: One object at a time, but a container and its contents are one object so you can't lift forty individual quarters but a roll of quarters is fine. Inversly, you can loft individual objects in a container without affecting the rest—the examples given were manipulating a pound of gas within an oxygen tank and killing someone by grabbing their heart.

    You would not be able to fly by lifting the >1lb glove you're wearing.

    If a pound of force can break something, you could move such an object a pound at a time: Example given was a puddle of water too big to walk around.
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    B is the obvious choice.

    Even setting aside the fact that A didn't let you threaten the person running this thing into giving you both, the flight is of little practical value in my life.

    Plus garment makers insist on making buttons tiny, which is not nice for us uncoordinated folk. Telekinesis with a half kilo weight limit makes my life easier without removing the inventive to exercise (even without trying to abuse it).
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    I would just like to say that that game apparently had terrible mechanics, if those are the options.
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