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2021-09-20, 09:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Form smells a Random Banter #235
And lo, by the ancient powers
invested in merecently usurped a new random banter thread has been brought into being.
Ye olde ancient records, the giants on whose shoulders we stand, our predecessors who bantered before us:
Spoiler: Links to previous threadsAmotis' Random Banter #1
Dhavaer's Random Banter #2
PhoeKun's Random Banter #3
Rei Jin's Random Banter #4
Toxic Avenger's Random Banter #5
Jibar's Random Banter #6
Ego Slayer's Surrogate Random Banter #7
Sneak's Random Barroom Brawl #8
Sophistemon's Solemnly Random Banter #9
Vaynor's Very Random Banter #10
Bookman's Blathering Random Banter #11
Gralamin's Glorious Random Banter #12
Rilik's Resplendently Random Raillery #13
Gezina's Growling Grazing Random Banter #14
The Zerglings Utterly And Geeky Random Banter #15
jaqueses Truthfully Randomly Fireside Banter # 16
Jack Squat’s Jubilantly Quixotic Random Banter #17
Cardel's Banter of Cookie Jubilation #18
Archonic's Chaotically Random Banter of Rods #19
The Rod's Inanimate Temple of RANDOM banter #20
Lucky’s Loquaciously Loud-Mouthed Random Banter#21
Deckmaster's Divinely Delightful Random Banter #22
Saithis' Soliloquy of Random Banter #23
Loveable Lianae's Ludicrous Lampooning Lottery #24
NEO|Phyte's Neolithic Nest of Weasel Banter #25
Target's Random Banter of "non-violence" #26
Tarnag40k's Random banter of "grammar errors" #27
Kyrian's Random Banter of ADHDness #28
El Jaspero's Random Drunken Ramblings #29
Boss Smiley's Eloquently Eggy Banter #30
Lykan's Looney Explosionarama & Random Banter #31
Iames's Iambic Yarn of Yammering #32
Dispozition's Deviously Distressed Banter #33
CP's Copiously Combusting Banter of Carnage #34
Alarra's Altar of Random Banter #35
Eloquent Rune's Electrifying Rambling Banter #36
E_P's Very Own Quite Popular Random Banter #37
Hydrogelic's Foolish Mortal Random Banter #38
Ink's Smudgy Splotchy Random Banter #39
Azrael's Big Black Book of Banter #40
The Logic Vampire's Rational Random Banter #41
Shiny's Shimmering Space-hitchin Random Banter #42
ZombieRockStar's Random Banter #43
Nostrabel's Realm of Cookies and Random Banter #44
Charity's Cheery Chatter Circle #45
Samiam's Spontaneous Scintillating Soliloquy #46
LLama's Masked Mysterious Random Banter #47
Ravishing Rydia's Recumbentibus ^_^ Random Banter #48
Penguinizers Perilous Random Banter #49
Death's delightfully morbid surrogate random banter #50
Wayril's wonderfully weird surrogate random banter #51
Rawhide's Deck of Random Banter (52 Cards)
Korith's Sorrogate Random Banter of Zombie Killing #53
Surrogate thread of random Bor-dom #54
Rex Idiotarum's Painfully Pogoing Thread #55
The Wrath of KHAAAAAANtalas’s William Shatner Flavored Random Banter # 56 (Surrogate)
EmeraldRose's Random Banter of Lashing Wit #57
Captain van der Decken's Surrogate Ship of Random Loot (Banter) #58
SDF's Neverending I-Don't-Have-an-OotS-Avatar-Yet Story Banter #59
Mauril's Surrogate Dwelf Banter of Fantasy Race Confusion 60th Edition
Rockphed's Dice Rolling Toga Party of 61 Drunken CIA Analysts
var Lord_Magtok = Random(Banter*62) + Surrogate
Jibar's Retro Random Banter #63
Malina's Random Spanish Banter #64 of morphical annoyance
Mr. E's Random Banter #65 of Cane Toting and Hat Tipping
Ego Slayer's Hellishly Random Banter #66.6
Purple Gelatinous Cube o' Doom's bowl of bantery j-e-ll-o randomness #67
Zephra's Random Banter of Ghostly Wailings, and Howling Fun#68
Cobra Ikari's Random Banter #69 of Rampant Hugging, Guttermindedness, and ;-) Kinky.
Scorpina's Random Banter #70
Raistlin1040's Super Special Awesome Random Banter #71(Now with 20% more tacos)
Uberblah's Random Banter #72 Of Caffeine And Sleep Deprivation Induced Randomness
Lucky’s Random Banter #73
Castaras's Random Banter #74
D'anna Biers RB #75
Zeb The Troll's RB#76
Eldpollard's RB #77
Gezina's and Calamity's Random banter #78 of double entendre and doom
Random Banter #79 In Loving Memory of Hexa_Regina
Zeratul's random banter #80 of throwing puppies off bridges
Vespe's Random Banter #81 of singing dolphins and mostly harmless planets.
CSK's Giant in the Playground Forums Addicted Anonymous, Random Banter #82
Iames's Ramblingly Erratic Belldandy-Charged Random Banter #83
Serpentine's Scintillating Sensually and Sinuously Seductive Stochastic Satire #84
Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Moon Called's Random Banter #86 of Sexy Anime Boys and Fangirl Squeals
Lilly's Lovely Random Banter #87
FdL's Fuzzbox-Fueled Random Banter #88
SweetRein's Sugary Restrained Random Banter #89
Midnight's Mutant Motorcycle Madness Random Banter #90
Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Dragonrider's Random Banter in Conjunction with the Weighted Cube #92
Bushranger's Bodaciously Buffed Random Banter-y Rooster #93
Haruki's Historically Hilarious Honey-covered Random Banter #94
North's Maple Syrup Flavored Non-Alliterative Random Banter #95 Eh?
Wadledo's Weirdly Warbling Watercress Watching Washing Machine Only Random Banter #96
SMEE's Random Banter #97 of gender bending and closet bursting
Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98
Dr. Bath's Random Banter, dripping with daring deeds of dastardly deipnosophists #99
VOTE, the Democracy Demon's Devilishly Devious and Decidedly Diabolical Desultory Derision (Random Banter) #100
Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
Dallas-Dakota's Dundering Dandelion's Devilish Damsel's Distress Random Banter #102
Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter #103
Aziraphales Actually Alliterative and Awesomely Affluent Random Banter #104
Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105
Dish's Delightfully Deranged and Deliciously Deliquent Random Banter # 106
Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
Zero's ambrosial and aberrantly adventitious, abstemiously erudite Random Banter #108
Coplantor's Completely Creative Cautious and Contemplative Random Banter #109
Rutskarn's Roly-Poly Rebellious and Rejected Random Banter #110
TwoBitWriter's Tubular Tracts of Thought-Talking Random Banter #111
Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
Wolfbane's Wonderfully Wacky and Wildly Wandom Random Banter #113
The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
Jude's Judgmental Jugular Jab and Jibber Jabbery Random Banter #115
The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
Random Banter #117
Dragonprime's Dynamically Dangerous Dextrous and Destructive Random Banter #118
Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
Groundhog's Random Banter of Weather Prediction and Anti-Gopherness (part one)
Groundhog's Random Banter of Weather Prediction and Anti-Gopherness (part two)
Mrmud's Mixed-Up and Minimally Mechanized Random Banter #121
Dogmantra's Dastardly, Despotic and Dangerous Random Banter #122
Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #123
Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
Fred's Flying Fishy, Fighting, Fiery, Fantastic Face Off Random Banter #125
Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Future
Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #127
loopy's Legendary and Long-Awaited Lollipop Fuelled Random Banter #128
Shadow's Shady Shop of Sharks, Shingles, Shammies, Shiny and Random Banter #129
KataraAltinaII's Premature Not So Short & To-The-Point Random Banter #130
Supagoof's Supa-Sensational Silly Symphonies Set Sizzingly On Fire Random Banter #131
Pyrian's Pyrotechnic Pyre of Pyrrhic Pyros with Pyrotic Pythics Random Banter #132!
Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133
Rpgsr4me's Ravenous, Roaring, Raging Rampage of Random Banter #134
Il'deav Ilah'naie's Indiscreet Intimacies on Indigo Iceboats Random Banter #135
Recaiden's Resplendent and Rotating Realistic Random Banter #136
Jibar's Random Banter #137: Return of the Cat-muffin
Edge's Effluence of Extravagant and Effulgent Random Banter #138
Zeb The Troll's Zecond Go At Ze Random Banter #139
Curly's Rambunctious and Erudite Random Banter #140
Deth Muncher's Destructive and Meandering Random Banter #141
A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #142
Several Silly Sealions Stuffed Seaweed Southward Swiftly (Or, Random Banter #143)
The thread that changed name one last time, with style. (Random Banter #144)
Banjo’s Bodacious & Boosted Bumper Bulletproof Box of Banter Most Random #145
Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
KuReshtin's Vociferously Ruminating Harbinger of Random Banter - #147
Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random Banter - #148
Skeppio's Splendidly Strange & Superbly Scintillating Random Banter - #149
Teddy's Turbulent and Topicless Random Banter #150
Fifty-Eyed Fred's Ferociously Fanatical and Fabulously Fascinating Random Banter #151
Rae's Really Rascally and Ridiculously Rowdy Random Banter #152
Haruki's Hot n' Holy Random Banter #153
MoonCat's Magnificently Mythopoeic Random Banter #154
Eadin's Exchange of Extraterrestrial Excuses AKA Random Banter #155
Happy HalfTangible's Horrific Hail of Random Banter #156
AtlanteanTroll's Atrocious and Terrific Arcade of Terror - RB #157
LaLa’s Laughably Silly Random Banter Thread – RB #158
Zaydos's Zany Zooetic Random Banter - RB #159
Blue's Blessed and Blissful Random Banter - RB #160
Absolmorph's Azoic Arete of Adventitious and Aimless Random Banter - RB 161
Gwyn's Gloriously Green Garrumphing Garter of Garrulous Gabble! Random Banter #162
Eruantion's Euphoric, Elephant-filled Elevated Epoch of Eurhythmic Random Banter #163
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Cynical Avocado's Absolutely Admirable Accumulation of Random Bantering #165
August's Pink Plushy and Phantasmagorically Random Banter Thread #166
Heliomance's Everchanging Thread Title Random Banter #167
Tragic_Comedian's Tremendously Tropical Random Banter #168
Qwertystop's Quickly Quilted, Quip-filled Random Banter #169
Thufir's Thupremely Thatithfying Thecond Random Banter With a Lithp #170
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Dragonprime's Dashing Delight-fu Dazzling Dualistic Random Banter #172
Castaras' Random Banter #173: Bringing back your nostalgic Great Old Ones
Pokemon-freak89's Random Banter number eleventy-twelve... uhh... I mean... number 174
Dark Elf Bard's Random Banter #175:Playin' Underdark Jazz since the Drow went dark.
Mutant Sheep's Post Septaquintaquinquecentennial ApRiL fOoLs Random Banter: #176
Elemental's Excitingly Excellent Random Banter: No.CLXXVII (177)
Amiel's Appeasingly Appropriate Arbitrary Amusement (Random Banter): No.CLXXVIII #178
"Your Angel of Banter Awaits." ThePhantasm Presents Random Banter #179
Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
Dimonite's Decidedly Draconic Devious Discussions: Random Banter #181
Mercenary Pen's Meticulously Planned Machine of Prose Random Banter #182
Mynxae's Maliciously Magnificent Random Banter #183
Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184
Coid's Crowing Conundrum of a Canticle of Crookedly Random Banter #185
Amidus Drexel's Alliterative and Awe-Accentuating Anvil of Random Banter CLXXXVI
Absolmorph's Awkwardly Amorous Albeit Alliterative Advances of Random Banter #187
Wombat's Whimsical Wonderland of Random Banter #188
Death's Daunting but Daring Denouement of Random Banter #189
Dragon Eggs in Lederhosen and Burning Drakes with Random Banter
Devmaar's Notably Unalliterative Random Banter #191
Cuthalion's Creatively Created Cranny for Random Banter #192
TaiLiu's Tea-Filled Tome of Random Banter #193
FinnLassie's Fantabulous Facade of Random Banter #194
Taet's Acrostic: Everyone's Tuned into Random Banter #195
Random Banter #196
House of Much Random Banter and Haluesen's Various Wondrous Cookies #197
Dallas-Dakota's Dastardly and Devious Dancing Debate of Random Banter #198
Random Banter#Who really knows anymore?#Rawhide knows it's 199
Forum Staff's Random Banter of Oh My Gosh You Guys Really Talked for 200 Threads???
Skeppio's Superfluously Splendid Random Banter #201
Teddy's Twofold Tempestuous and Tranquil Random Banter #202
EmeraldRose's Extraordinarily Energetic Espresso-For-All Random Banter #203
chaotic stupid presents the stupidly chaotic random banter #204
Asta Kask presents the awesome alliterative random banter #205
Mr.Silver has brought your fix: Random Banter #206
AtlanteanTroll's Additional Tirade Atrocious Threads Random Banter #207
KuReshtin's Kallously Konfusing Konsternations - Random Banter #208
jhunter_d's Gelatinous Jamborie of a Random Banter #209
Qwertystop's Unexpected To Everyone Or At Least To Him Random Banter #210
Peeble's Perfectly Pointless Popular Prattle #211
Durkoala's Desultorily Droll Drivel and Discourse (Random Banter Thread #212)
Raziere's Rollicking Red Raging Rant (Random Banter Thread #213)
Yung Crunk Presents B-Sides, Remixes and Outtakes: Random Banter, Vol. 214 (Random Banter Thread #214)
Aegis J Hyena's Super Hyena Fun Show: Random Banter Thread #215
WarKitty's Feline Frenzy Random Banter #216
Dark Shadow's Surprisingly Well-Lit Random Banter #217
2D8HP's extended mea culpa and Random Banter #218
Bartmanhomer's Ultimate Random Banter Thread #219
Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220
Roland's Merciful Modly Mash-up Random Banter Thread #221 (also containing fragments of Tvtyrant's Terribly Tyrannical Random Banter Thread #221 and Rockphed's Ridiculous (Sports Hating) Random Banter #221)
Not-So-Mith'd Opportunity Random Banter 222
SZbNAhL's Similarly Sibilant (if unpronouncable) Random Banter #223
Thufir's Third Random Banter Thread #224
Mystic Muse's Magnificient Masquerade Random Banter Thread #225
Fyraltari's Fiercely Friendly Random Banter Thread #226
Anonymouswizard's Random Banter #227 and Free Cup of Tea
Sermil and the Banter of Randomness: Random Banter #228
Rater's Ridiculously Rambunctious Random Rantor #229
Enderlord's Random Banter #230 (Friendly warning: Might teleport. Don't get wet.)
DataNinja's Scintillating Digital Random Banter #231
A Wild Lurker Appears! Hyoi's Random Banter #232
I Can't Believe It's Not An Index CCXXXIII - Jasdoif's Random Banter #233
Tarmor's Terribly Tantalizing Tarasque Terrrifying Random Banter #234
The ancient compacte, by which these holy grounds are governed, through which our community is held together:
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2021-09-20, 09:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Form smells a Random Banter #235
A comment Zodi made in one of her let's play threads has given me the mental image of curing my achy bones by channeling the raw power of elemental earth into them.
They can't break down under where and tear if they're made of alternating layers of granite.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2021-09-20, 09:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Form smells a Random Banter #235
“Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”
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2021-09-20, 09:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Form smells a Random Banter #235
Forum Wisdom
Mage avatar by smutmulch & linklele.
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2021-09-20, 09:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Form smells a Random Banter #235
My girlfriend's gone off to the wilds of uni as a mild* student. Anyway missing her.
I did make sure she had the crucial advice though: get to all your lectures, and most people aren't having as much sex as they claim they are.
* Stage before mature.
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2021-09-20, 10:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Form smells a Random Banter #235
I... don't think you should have a "girlfriend" below the age of maturity when you yourself are above it.
EDIT: Apparently "mature" starts at 21 for the purpose of university. Never mind, then.Last edited by enderlord99; 2021-09-20 at 10:02 AM.
I use braces (also known as "curly brackets") to indicate sarcasm. If there are none present, I probably believe what I am saying; should it turn out to be inaccurate trivia, please tell me rather than trying to play along with an apparent joke I don't know I'm making.
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2021-09-20, 10:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Form smells a Random Banter #235
Men sleep tonight with hands of bone
They will awake with hands of steel
And with these hands we will destroy
And with these hands we will rebuild
And we will stand above our city
Rising high above her streets
From tops of buildings we will look
At all that lies beneath our feet
And we will raise our hands above us
Cold steel shining in the sun
And with these hands that will not bleed
My father's battle will be won!
(They're sad, but I heartily recommend the Protomen Act 1 and Act 2. So long as you're willing to wait until after Half-Life FOUR releases for Act 3).
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2021-09-20, 10:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Form smells a Random Banter #235
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2021-09-20, 10:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Form smells a Random Banter #235
Well, obviously I'd have to channel the power of elemental water into my musculature until I have the strength of a tsunami to compensate.
And maybe raw fire into my heart until it has the power of a nuclear reactor.
We're talking some cultivation novel crap right now, Fyraltari. The rules are whatever we say they are.
It's not like when I'm talking bout the most reliable ways to get specific powers in Marvel Comics or trying to figure out just what the results of combining Dr. Gero's, Dr. Myuu', Dr. Lychee's, Doctor Weelo's, Lord Jaguar's, and Towa's technology to create a perfect artificial body would be like in Dragon Ball. Don't gotta work with a predefined set of rules.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2021-09-20, 10:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Form smells a Random Banter #235
I have to say, for being the Great Frozen North, the weather up here is delightful. Though even in Alabama that's the case as September ends.
Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
Number of times Roland St. Jude has sworn revenge upon me: 2
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2021-09-20, 10:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Form smells a Random Banter #235
“Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”
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2021-09-20, 11:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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2021-09-20, 11:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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2021-09-20, 11:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Form smells a Random Banter #235
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2021-09-20, 11:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Form smells a Random Banter #235
I love this random banter thread title.
It's time to get my Magikarp on!
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2021-09-20, 11:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Form smells a Random Banter #235
Ended up having a work thing I have to do when exam was scheduled.
Re-scheduled for Sunday. Will be better to be well-rested, and go over a few things I'm still iffy on anyway.
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2021-09-20, 11:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Form smells a Random Banter #235
Well, so much for hunting them to extinction yourself.
Aw, thanks. I do try.
Aw, bugger, I can imagine wanting to get it over with. Still, might as well take advantage of the extra time. Certainly can't hurt!
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2021-09-20, 02:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Form smells a Random Banter #235
There is a flame that I've been fannin'
There is a fire waitin' to catch
There is a hell that has been building from the moment we first met
If there ever was a time
If there ever was a chance
To undo the things I've done and wash these bloodstains from my hands
It has past and been forgotten
These are the paths that we must take
Cuz you and I, Tom, we are men
And we can bend and we can breakHate me if you want. But that's your issue to fix, not mine.
Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo.
When Gods Go To War comes out March 8th
Discord: HalfTangible
Extended Sig
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2021-09-20, 02:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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2021-09-20, 03:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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2021-09-20, 03:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Form smells a Random Banter #235
Oh boy, new thread! ...but, wait, what does a new thread smell like? Is it an ozone-y smell? OR the smell of a new book? Or what?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep.~ That's your horoscope for today.
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2021-09-20, 03:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Form smells a Random Banter #235
Hate me if you want. But that's your issue to fix, not mine.
Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo.
When Gods Go To War comes out March 8th
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2021-09-20, 03:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Form smells a Random Banter #235
As I'm not usually this early I tend to use THIS on threads the first time I show up, in order to make it feel like I was there at the start. So that's what I think new threads smell like.
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2021-09-20, 03:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Form smells a Random Banter #235
Hypothetical from Team Four Star's Legacy of Goku playthrough.
Would you rather have:
1: the ability to fly, but only in the four cardinal directions a set height from the ground and only for 15 body lengths of flight at time(though you can stay in the air indefinitely when not moving) and you need "fuel" to recharge it—the fuel is just kind of scattered around the world with anywhere from one to half a dozen every couple of acres, and they "respawn" every few seconds.
(Basically, how flight worked in the orignal Legacy of Goku game)
Or 2: Telekinesis with an infinite field of movement in all directions, but you can only lift something that weighs a pound or less, with a full pound being "strenuous lifting."I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
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2021-09-20, 04:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Form smells a Random Banter #235
B, even ignoring that it doesn't have a limit on how fast I can move things. Infinite field of movement means I can slowly lift stuff into orbit, for one, and two makes my everyday life incomparably better. Floating is cool and all, and makes hangliding a lot safer, but I will take telekinesis.
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2021-09-20, 04:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Form smells a Random Banter #235
I forgot to mention, the flight is faster than your running speed.
Edit: Also, they started adding caveats to the TK during the conversation because one of the commentators was actively looking for loopholes: One object at a time, but a container and its contents are one object so you can't lift forty individual quarters but a roll of quarters is fine. Inversly, you can loft individual objects in a container without affecting the rest—the examples given were manipulating a pound of gas within an oxygen tank and killing someone by grabbing their heart.
You would not be able to fly by lifting the >1lb glove you're wearing.
If a pound of force can break something, you could move such an object a pound at a time: Example given was a puddle of water too big to walk around.Last edited by Rater202; 2021-09-20 at 04:32 PM.
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2021-09-20, 04:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Form smells a Random Banter #235
B is the obvious choice.
Even setting aside the fact that A didn't let you threaten the person running this thing into giving you both, the flight is of little practical value in my life.
Plus garment makers insist on making buttons tiny, which is not nice for us uncoordinated folk. Telekinesis with a half kilo weight limit makes my life easier without removing the inventive to exercise (even without trying to abuse it).
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2021-09-20, 04:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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I would just like to say that that game apparently had terrible mechanics, if those are the options.
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2021-09-20, 04:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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