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    Quote Originally Posted by Fyraltari View Post
    I rather hope that the hills aren't biologically alive with the sound of music.
    Only in Austria.
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    Only in Austria.
    I can confirm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by halfeye View Post
    There's another sense?
    You can be physically alive but mentally dead, in various shades of dying and being dead.

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    Aw, man. I've clearly got to get a ticket to Jupiter so I can get strong and have lightning powers. ...what I would do with those, no idea. But they'd be cool!
    You can also turn into animals to have sex with people. Don't ask me how it works.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fyraltari View Post
    I rather hope that the hills aren't biologically alive with the sound of music.
    I'd also hope we won't do a racist against intelligent robots based on that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fyraltari View Post
    I rather hope that the hills aren't biologically alive with the sound of music.
    I remember a story where that was the gimmick, they moved very slowly and they had holes out of which came tentacle tongues that ate sheep and more rarely people.

    Most of the hills were just stone, even in that story.
    The end of what Son? The story? There is no end. There's just the point where the storytellers stop talking.

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    The Mod on the Silver Mountain: We're getting dangerously close to real-world religions. Let's back away from that.
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    Anyone else’s significant other making them listen to the new Taylor Swift album? Because mine has spent the last three days going absolutely nuts over it.

    This is probably revenge for when I made her watch Goodfellas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeftank View Post
    Anyone else’s significant other making them listen to the new Taylor Swift album? Because mine has spent the last three days going absolutely nuts over it.

    This is probably revenge for when I made her watch Goodfellas.
    Now, but one of mine told me to listen to her new stuff several months ago. Unfortunately I went off her after like two albums into her career.

    Plus in line two days we're going to need lots of willpower to ignore the radio playing Merry Xmas Everybody over and over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    Can we purge all the Christmas songs that have terrible singing from the airwaves please?

    The novelty of things like "I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas", "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" and "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth." Has long since worn off.

    There are several more I deeply dislike on a personal level, but are technically fine on a quality level.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mystic Muse View Post
    Can we purge all the Christmas songs that have terrible singing from the airwaves please?

    The novelty of things like "I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas", "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" and "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth." Has long since worn off.

    There are several more I deeply dislike on a personal level, but are technically fine on a quality level.
    I'm not sure I've ever actually heard any of those. There are maybe a couple of UK Christmas songs that have poor singing, but they're not really in the thirty that get played everywhere. Most UK Christmas music is good songs, even the less cherry ones (like my favourite, Fairytale of New York) have great singing.
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    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    You could recharge your phone and other appliances.
    Ooh, good point. ...what would I do without all of you?

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    You can also turn into animals to have sex with people. Don't ask me how it works.
    ...not have to read this, apparently.
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    If we're talking Christmas Music, do you think we could replace some of the obnoxious ones with like... The Soundtrack to A Muppets Christmas Carol?

    Seriously, can we get that on the airwaves? Like, even we don't have to replace anything if that's a deal breaker. Just get some more stuff in the rotation instead of playing the same 20 songs over and over and oer again all month.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rater202 View Post
    If we're talking Christmas Music, do you think we could replace some of the obnoxious ones with like... The Soundtrack to A Muppets Christmas Carol?

    Seriously, can we get that on the airwaves? Like, even we don't have to replace anything if that's a deal breaker. Just get some more stuff in the rotation instead of playing the same 20 songs over and over and oer again all month.
    Are you saying you dont look forward to the yearly recreation of a very specific generation's musical childhood?
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    Are you saying you dont look forward to the yearly recreation of a very specific generation's musical childhood?
    It applies in so many circumstances that is not even funny....

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    From now on, this is the only acceptable Christmas song.

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    Look, I had to listen to Jingle Cats over Christmas all through my childhood, because of my brother. Anything besides that is an improvement.
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    Is that a new avatar, Data? Because, it's really nice.
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    Observation: Pancake dinner is the best way to salvage a cold, miserable autumn evening where you otherwise just don't give a crap.

    Reason for observation: It's an old autumn evening where my various achy joints are acting up and it makes it hard to give a crap, pancake dinner salvaged it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rater202 View Post
    Observation: Pancake dinner is the best way to salvage a cold, miserable autumn evening where you otherwise just don't give a crap.

    Reason for observation: It's an old autumn evening where my various achy joints are acting up and it makes it hard to give a crap, pancake dinner salvaged it.
    I agree, Breakfast for Dinner can help raise the spirits for sure.
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    I'm trying to get back into the habbit of using my body cycle.

    I think that if I can use it gently for a couple minutes at a time 4-6 times a day on a regular basis I might be able get in some (admittedly very light) cardio without overtaxing my legs.

    Every bit helps, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rater202 View Post
    I'm trying to get back into the habbit of using my body cycle.

    I think that if I can use it gently for a couple minutes at a time 4-6 times a day on a regular basis I might be able get in some (admittedly very light) cardio without overtaxing my legs.

    Every bit helps, right?
    That sounds awesome! I'm excited for you!
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    You ever have one of those nights where you just want to be smol and adorable and dressed in warm pajamas and wrapped a blanket cocoon sitting in the middle of a blanket fort and just sleep sitting like that for a month straight?

    Becuase I find myself having thoughts along those lines wherever I am in the conflux of "tired but not enough to actually sleep," "up too late" and "way too god damn cold."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rater202 View Post
    You ever have one of those nights where you just want to be smol and adorable and dressed in warm pajamas and wrapped a blanket cocoon sitting in the middle of a blanket fort and just sleep sitting like that for a month straight?
    Every time I have to wake up and go to work without eight hours of sleep, yes. Like most people.
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    Is that a new avatar, Data? Because, it's really nice.
    Oh, thanks. It's not new art, but I got it at around the same time as the pre-Halloween one, so it hasn't had time to actually be used yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rater202 View Post
    I'm trying to get back into the habbit of using my body cycle.

    I think that if I can use it gently for a couple minutes at a time 4-6 times a day on a regular basis I might be able get in some (admittedly very light) cardio without overtaxing my legs.

    Every bit helps, right?
    Yup. Some light exercise is better than none at all.

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    I have very little context for the girl in the gif in this tweet, but I would like to be like her.

    I have been randomly punched or slapped too many times, it would be nice if it happened in the future and I barely noticed it.
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    I have very little context for the girl in the gif in this tweet, but I would like to be like her.

    I have been randomly punched or slapped too many times, it would be nice if it happened in the future and I barely noticed it.
    I have seen bits and pieces of this floating around. The girl is playing a MMO-type game and cheesed it by making a full-defense build.
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    She didn't even mean to cheese things, she just accidentally broke the game.

    "I don't want to get hurt so I maxed my defense." Is a very cute series, at least that I've seen so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fyraltari View Post
    I have seen bits and pieces of this floating around. The girl is playing a MMO-type game and cheesed it by making a full-defense build.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mystic Muse View Post
    She didn't even mean to cheese things, she just accidentally broke the game.

    "I don't want to get hurt so I maxed my defense." Is a very cute series, at least that I've seen so far.
    Yah, that sounds about right.

    I like the idea of maxing out passive defenses in games and then just walking around borderline invincible.
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