I'm A Trillionaire Baby

[Bartmanhomer]

Hey everyone. I got some exciting news to tell you. Yesterday I play the lottery and I won one trillion dollars. The numbers were 9, 2, 1, 17, 20, and 6. I'm so happy that the TV choose the right number and I have never been so happy in my entire life. I'm so glad that I'm a trillionaire now.

[KillianHawkeye]

Wow! Such riches, many dollar!

[Peelee]

I'm not entirely clear on how winning the lottery turned you into a baby, but it is not for me to question things like that.

[Manga Shoggoth]

I'm not entirely clear on how winning the lottery turned you into a baby, but it is not for me to question things like that.

Perhaps he is taking this "nouveau riche" malarky too seriously.

I'm more impressed by a Television that picks lottery numbers.

[Anonymouswizard]

Hey everyone. I got some exciting news to tell you. Yesterday I play the lottery and I won one trillion dollars. The numbers were 9, 2, 1, 17, 20, and 6. I'm so happy that the TV choose the right number and I have never been so happy in my entire life. I'm so glad that I'm a trillionaire now.

Does that mean I can get that $10,000,000 you owe me? Because somebody's left their driving elephant on my lawn and I need to get it removed sharpish.

[Iruka]

Congratulations!

I somehow always assumed that you were older than a baby, but I guess that's why you should be careful with assumptions ...

[Peelee]

Does that mean I can get that $10,000,000 you owe me? Because somebody's left their driving elephant on my lawn and I need to get it removed sharpish.

That animal is already sharp, it's a pretty conniving elephant.

[Keltest]

Are we doing this again? I didn't think there was a surviving elephant.

[Peelee]

Are we doing this again? I didn't think there was a surviving elephant.

You'd be surprised at the staying power of a thriving elephant.

[Anonymouswizard]

Are we doing this again? I didn't think there was a surviving elephant.

You can blame the efforts of the reviving elephant.

[Mystic Muse]

You can blame the efforts of the reviving elephant.

They got to be a reviving elephant because they're a striving elephant.

[Fyraltari]

Are we doing this again? I didn't think there was a surviving elephant.

No one denies the returning elephant!

[Peelee]

This may be a bit derivative of last year, but what do you expect from a deriving elephant?

[ziproot]

This may be a bit derivative of last year, but what do you expect from a deriving elephant?

I guess I don't need to bring out the reminding elephant.

[Peelee]

I guess I don't need to bring out the reminding elephant.

Sounds like an elephant that never forgets... TO KILL! Also known as the kniving elephant.

[Anonymouswizard]

Sounds like an elephant that never forgets... TO KILL! Also known as the kniving elephant.

Didn't they retire to become a reclining elephant?

[Eldan]

Yeah, but they were replaced by their grandson who wants to take over the family assassination business, the aspiring elephant.

[Fyraltari]

Yeah, but they were replaced by their grandson who wants to take over the family assassination business, the aspiring elephant.

What a nice story, a truly inspiring elephant.

[Manga Shoggoth]

What a nice story, a truly inspiring elephant.

Alas, it's not real. Just an elephantasy.

[Brother Oni]

Alas, it's not real. Just an elephantasy.

And it's caught in a landslide,

With no escape from reality.

[Anonymouswizard]

And it's caught in a landslide,

With no escape from reality.

This is just irrelephant.

[137beth]

Oh dear. I regret that I am not very good at coming up with elephant puns. Am I still allowed on GitPhant? I feel like an elephony, or an inadequate elephant.

[Fyraltari]

Oh dear. I regret that I am not very good at coming up with elephant puns. Am I still allowed on GitPhant? I feel like an elephony, or an inadequate elephant.

Don't stress it, look at me, I'm just elephoning it in, and I'm doing just fine.

[Lvl 2 Expert]

The numbers keep getting bigger. I don't think this still fits on a giant novelty check signed by Serena Williams.

(Link.)

Edit: also, 17 and 2 must be like your lucky numbers.




I did actually pull of a prank this year. I told my chemistry students from here on they'd be learning secret alchemical knowledge. In the class I had on the early morning one or two people were scrambling to take notes. In the later class I noticed some more people glancing around with an "I know what's going on" look, but they did find it funny.

I hope it doesn't catch on, I could recycle this one for years.

Also, if you're one of my students and happen to have stronger google-fu than I gave you credit for: uhh, hi?

[Fyraltari]

The numbers keep getting bigger. I don't think this still fits on a giant novelty check signed by Serena Williams.

At least he's using short-scale.

[Anonymouswizard]

At least he's using short-scale.

Huh, I thought eveyrgin was larger in America.

[ziproot]

Huh, I thought eveyrgin was larger in America.

You were probably told that by the lying elephant.

[Eldan]

Could just be a maths error made by a multiplying elephant.

[Lvl 2 Expert]

Huh, I thought eveyrgin was larger in America.

Grins maybe, but a trillion is a million times smaller in America.

[DavidSh]

Grins maybe, but a trillion is a million times smaller in America.

In America, using the "short scale", a billion is a thousand million, and a trillion is a thousand billion.
In the "long scale", a billion is a million million. Is a trillion then a million billion, or a billion billion?