My thoughts on Amber Heard Johnny and Debt

[137beth]

I Heard that some scientists found a mosquito fossilized in Amber. I also Heard that some idiot named Johnny is paying scientists to clone dinosaur DNA the mosquito had eaten so that he can make a theme park with dinosaurs. I just hope for Johnny's sake he doesn't go into too much Debt to make this theme park.

BTW I don't pay close attention to news about celebrities.

[Precure]

How is that media related?

[Pirate ninja]

Modly Roger:

If this thread does go into discussion of the Depp v Heard trial, please discuss it in a rules compliant way. If you don't think you can participate without flaming, then don't participate.

[Satohika]

That's one small Depp for man, one giant Heard for mankind.

[Saintheart]

I Heard that some scientists found a mosquito fossilized in Amber. I also Heard that some idiot named Johnny is paying scientists to clone dinosaur DNA the mosquito had eaten so that he can make a theme park with dinosaurs. I just hope for Johnny's sake he doesn't go into too much Debt to make this theme park.

Please don't spoil the plot of the next Jurassic Park film, some of us haven't seen it yet.

[137beth]

That's one small Depp for man, one giant Heard for mankind.

When an entire Heard of Deppephants take one small step at the same time, they can make a lot of noise.

[Satohika]

When an entire Heard of Deppephants take one small step at the same time, they can make a lot of noise.

A small Depp produces a deptor; a Heard one, an enemy.

[Willie the Duck]

Given how positions on the trial have become proxies for political camps, I am going to assume the only way to safely engage this is to make it completely name-pun-specific.

I also Heard that some idiot named Johnny is paying scientists to clone dinosaur DNA the mosquito had eaten so that he can make a theme park with dinosaurs.

He hopes to create an entire Heard of dinosaurs.

[Fyraltari]

Given how positions on the trial have become proxies for political camps, I am going to assume the only way to safely engage this is to make it completely name-pun-specific.

Agreed, we're out of our Depp with this one.

[Dragonus45]

Given how positions on the trial have become proxies for political camps, I am going to assume the only way to safely engage this is to make it completely name-pun-specific.

Which is odd, since the situation really should speak for itself outside of any need to make it an ideological or political issue.

[Willie the Duck]

Which is odd, since the situation really should speak for itself outside of any need to make it an ideological or political issue.

And yet people have. Maybe that says something about the society in which we live.

Personally I'm fine with a joke thread. I certainly haven't Heard all the jokes yet.

[137beth]

Given how positions on the trial have become proxies for political camps, I am going to assume the only way to safely engage this is to make it completely name-pun-specific.



He hopes to create an entire Heard of dinosaurs.

My intention with making the thread was Deppinately just to make puns on their names.

[MCerberus]

*looks at thread*
Already I've Heard enough puns. We're really dredging the Depps of the language now

[Dragonus45]

I was in the middle of making that same Deppinately pun about how it was a better better use of everyone time at this point anyways when I got work email. Came back to see you have stolen it. Guess that's my day today.

[Taevyr]

Not yet all that Heard to come up with new puns: It Deppends on how creative you're willing to be with the names.

[Saintheart]

Not yet all that Heard to come up with new puns: It Deppends on how creative you're willing to be with the names.

It just takes striking out on your own and not following the Heard.

[Kornaki]

Am-ber exactly are we supposed to come up with all these puns? The thread won't go two pages Depp before we run out.

[Scarlet Knight]

"Doesn't Carl's Jr's have a commercial shifting the focus away from raptors to a Heard of Depplodocuses?"

"A what?"

"A Heard of Depplodocuses!"

"Of course I've Heard of Depplodocuses! Although aren't they Depplodocae?"

[Willie the Duck]

"Of course I've Heard of Depplodocuses! Although aren't they Depplodocae?"

Would a heard of Depplodocuses, each of which have a medical degree who adopted daughters named Esther, be Depplodocae with caducei name Mordecai, and how differently would you pronounce each of those?

[Peelee]

Carl's Jr's

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[MCerberus]

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I do miss the period of time before the merger, when Hardees had hot dogs.
Just like how I miss the time before I ever heard about this trial.

[DaOldeWolf]

It seems like Depp took a holiday for this topic. But I suppose its better for some thing to have as much Depp as a puddle.

[KorvinStarmast]

Someone was "Out of Their Deppth" - which I just realized ought to be the name of the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie.