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    Quote Originally Posted by Rater202 View Post
    ...You know that episode of King of the Hill where Dale infests hank's lawn with fire ants and then when Hankk can''t get rid of them and hires Dale deliberatly uses far harsher pesticides than necessary in excessive amounts to kill Hank's lawn entirely, leaving Hank with nothing but a patch of mud and so broken in spirit that he doesn't want another lawn?
    I swear you must make these shows up.

    Now if you'll excuse me I've got to dig out a programme where a handyman hides a badger from his boss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    I swear you must make these shows up.

    Now if you'll excuse me I've got to dig out a programme where a handyman hides a badger from his boss.
    I was thinking the same thing if that was true or not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartmanhomer View Post
    I was thinking the same thing if that was true or not.
    I never joke about that show. It's the primary culprit for Britain's widespread mashed potato phobia.
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    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    I never joke about that show. It's the primary culprit for Britain's widespread mashed potato phobia.
    Is that a thing in the U.K? No seriously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartmanhomer View Post
    Is that a thing in the U.K? No seriously.
    No, but they are fairly big fans of mashed chicken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    No, but they are fairly big fans of mashed chicken.
    I think mashed chicken ruin my childhood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    No, but they are fairly big fans of mashed chicken.
    That's malicious slander.

    It's boiled chicken. Mashing doesn't remove the flavour
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    That's malicious slander.

    It's boiled chicken. Mashing doesn't remove the flavour
    Oh, right, sorry. Mashed chicken is a delicacy on the moon.
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    What about slander chicken?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    I swear you must make these shows up.
    I didn't even mention that in that same episode Hank's Son Bobby took in a fire ant queen, sniffed it for some reason... And exposure to its hormones both gave him the ability to communicate with it and enslaved him to its will up until he returned it to the nest where he was freed from it's control and then immediately by millions of fire ants.

    Meanwhile, Hank has realized what Dale did and is about to murder him in a fit of rage when Bobby omes wondering by panicking and Dale redeems himself by grabbing Bobby's hand, causing the fire ants to swarm and bite him instead.

    By all means, this should have killed Dale several times over: Fire ants are venomous and millions is well past the LD50 for even the heartiest humans. Instead, while he was visible covered in bites, all that really happened was a subdued "ouch" and his being slightly woozy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rater202 View Post
    I didn't even mention that in that same episode Hank's Son Bobby took in a fire ant queen, sniffed it for some reason... And exposure to its hormones both gave him the ability to communicate with it and enslaved him to its will up until he returned it to the nest where he was freed from it's control and then immediately by millions of fire ants.

    Meanwhile, Hank has realized what Dale did and is about to murder him in a fit of rage when Bobby omes wondering by panicking and Dale redeems himself by grabbing Bobby's hand, causing the fire ants to swarm and bite him instead.

    By all means, this should have killed Dale several times over: Fire ants are venomous and millions is well past the LD50 for even the heartiest humans. Instead, while he was visible covered in bites, all that really happened was a subdued "ouch" and his being slightly woozy.
    Sometimes it's fun to remember that King of the Hill, as human as it is... is still a comedy made by the guys who made Beevis and Butthead.

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    Imean Bobby was just playing around, as kids are wont to do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    Imean Bobby was just playing around, as kids are wont to do.
    Given the things Rater has said, I'm kind of forced to wonder sometimes.
    “Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”

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    And you all say Monty Python makes no sense. You lost me at the word 'of'.
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    Sometimes it's fun to remember that King of the Hill, as human as it is... is still a comedy made by the guys who made Beevis and Butthead.
    There's a reason why I want a Yakuza-style game starring Hank and the Gang. While it's very down-to-earth and subtle most of the time it's got enough bat**** insanity and outright supernatural phenomena under the surface to be very interesting with that kind of scenario.

    I believe I shared a vague outline for it: It's a year or two after the show, Arlen's a little less safe, and the gang decides they need to start getting into shape and practicing self-defense just for their own safety to justify the "martial arts" aspect that comes from such games.

    I've even come up with an inciting incident: Hank gets mugged and doesn't have any cash on his person, the muggers don't believe him, and Hank is forced to kick a man in the groin to defend himself—as one may recall from Bobby Goes Nuts, Hank considers striking below the belt under any circumstances to be inexcusable. He believes you need to always fight fair, even if you're outnumbered or the other guy isn't so needing to resort to something so dishonorable to save his own life would shake him to the core and provide serious motivation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keltest View Post
    Given the things Rater has said, I'm kind of forced to wonder sometimes.
    Yeah, it's funny to warp some things beyond the clearly intended low-key quasi-realism, but I just enjoy it for what it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    Yeah, it's funny to warp some things beyond the clearly intended low-key quasi-realism, but I just enjoy it for what it is.
    Look, I'm not gonna lie, that did not seem like Bobby was just playing around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    Imean Bobby was just playing around, as kids are wont to do.
    True. And he IS the reincarnation of the Dalai Lama, so connecting with animals and having fun with it makes sense!

    Quote Originally Posted by Rater202 View Post
    There's a reason why I want a Yakuza-style game starring Hank and the Gang. While it's very down-to-earth and subtle most of the time it's got enough bat**** insanity and outright supernatural phenomena under the surface to be very interesting with that kind of scenario.

    I believe I shared a vague outline for it: It's a year or two after the show, Arlen's a little less safe, and the gang decides they need to start getting into shape and practicing self-defense just for their own safety to justify the "martial arts" aspect that comes from such games.

    I've even come up with an inciting incident: Hank gets mugged and doesn't have any cash on his person, the muggers don't believe him, and Hank is forced to kick a man in the groin to defend himself—as one may recall from Bobby Goes Nuts, Hank considers striking below the belt under any circumstances to be inexcusable. He believes you need to always fight fair, even if you're outnumbered or the other guy isn't so needing to resort to something so dishonorable to save his own life would shake him to the core and provide serious motivation.
    Yeah, a Yakuza style game would be perfect for this series if you were to make a game for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    True. And he IS the reincarnation of the Dalai Lama, so connecting with animals and having fun with it makes sense!
    He's a reincarnation of a Lama, but not that Lama.

    You can't be the reincarnation of someone who hasn't died yet.

    And that assumes that you go with the interpretation that the monk conducting the test decided to respect Bobby's wishes. "It's a tough call, but it's mine to make" can be taken in multiple ways.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rater202 View Post
    Look, I'm not gonna lie, that did not seem like Bobby was just playing around.
    I mean he obviously wasnt "just" playing around, but kids dont hit the breaks on their imaginations nearly as much as adults tend to, and its plenty easy to get caught up in the mental reality you create for yourself while entertaining yourself with your thoughts if you let them go.
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    Are we missing the link to random banter nr. 237 from the big list o' links?

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    Are we missing the link to random banter nr. 237 from the big list o' links?
    My Random Banter Thread is forbidden to tell the tale.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keltest View Post
    I mean he obviously wasnt "just" playing around, but kids dont hit the breaks on their imaginations nearly as much as adults tend to, and its plenty easy to get caught up in the mental reality you create for yourself while entertaining yourself with your thoughts if you let them go.
    Agreed. He may have believed it but lying to yourself isn't uncommon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    Agreed. He may have believed it but lying to yourself isn't uncommon.
    Okay.

    But even if we disregard that there are still some out of the ordinary situations in the show: For example, the ending of Buckley's Angel showed Buckley's Angel walking away... When Luanne is not there to interact with him, indicating that he was not a hallucination and was in fact an actual angel, meaning that angels are real in their world and that it's possible for a dead human to become one.
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    Ah, the new thread smell. For some reason, this one seems only half as strong, though.

    In other news, nice weather has finally arrived. Only took... half the year.
    The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep.~ That's your horoscope for today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DataNinja View Post
    Ah, the new thread smell. For some reason, this one seems only half as strong, though.
    Funny you should say that, I just got some citrus-scented epsom salts and had a delightful soak. Even though standard bathtub sizes are ridiculously too short and too shallow. I'll never understand why...
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    In other news, nice weather has finally arrived. Only took... half the year.
    100+ F? Nah, that arrived last week.
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    So, I've started a blog (mostly to talk about whatever comes up in my streams that I want to talk about a bit more).

    For a first post I just went and wrote about 2,500 words on why I love tiefling rogues.
    Hi, I'm back, I guess. ^_^
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    Quote Originally Posted by BisectedBrioche View Post
    So, I've started a blog (mostly to talk about whatever comes up in my streams that I want to talk about a bit more).

    For a first post I just went and wrote about 2,500 words on why I love tiefling rogues.
    I'm guessing this is reasons that aren't the flexibility or skintight leather armour?
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