Order of the Stick Trivia XXIII: 50% More Entertaining than Speculating About MitD!

[Metastachydium]

It was Haley's letter. You guys are crushing my attempts lately, I gotta reevaluate how I'm phrasing my hints.

Don't sweat it; your question are cool and all! We're just cool and all as well.

Find me some decidedly angry swirly eyes.

Is… this… -angry enough? [SNAPPOUTA!]

[ZhonLord]

Find me a time where someone took a mistaken statement about their identity as a point of fact, assuming there was another "person" to be on watch for.

[JNinja]

Find me a time where someone took a mistaken statement about their identity as a point of fact, assuming there was another "person" to be on watch for.

Apparently Blackwing has strong feelings about the difference between ravens and crows.

Who is what they eat (or drink)?

Unless you've just come over from the MitD thread (having heard this one is more entertaining) and like Blackwing, you like being pedantic about the difference between two very similar things. I consume neither so I don't actually know the technical difference, if there is one.

Hint time: Technically we don't witness the person drinking it, but they do at least order it.

[Lord Torath]

Who is what they eat (or drink)?

Unless you've just come over from the MitD thread (having heard this one is more entertaining) and like Blackwing, you like being pedantic about the difference between two very similar things. I consume neither so I don't actually know the technical difference, if there is one.

Hint time: Technically we don't witness the person drinking it, but they do at least order it.

I think we've been stumped. All I can come up with is The Monster of Spokane from Bone Crossed (Mercy #4), and I'm quite confident that's not the right answer.

[Metastachydium]

I think we've been stumped. All I can come up with is The Monster of Spokane from Bone Crossed (Mercy #4), and I'm quite confident that's not the right answer.

On the flip side, "Mercedes is a Volkswagen mechanic" is perhaps the funniest thing I've seen today.

Apparently Blackwing has strong feelings about the difference between ravens and crows.

Who is what they eat (or drink)?

Unless you've just come over from the MitD thread (having heard this one is more entertaining) and like Blackwing, you like being pedantic about the difference between two very similar things. I consume neither so I don't actually know the technical difference, if there is one.

Hint time: Technically we don't witness the person drinking it, but they do at least order it.

Missed the hint (holidays and all), sorry. It's Elan.

[ZhonLord]

Show me apparel with text on it, text which became very true for its wearer.

[Metastachydium]

Show me apparel with text on it, text which became very true for its wearer.

Well, he did die a fan!

[Peelee]

Well, he did die a fan!

He died doing what he loved: watching Thog kill someone.

[Metastachydium]

He died doing what he loved: watching Thog kill someone.

The irony is staggering, sir, yes.

[ZhonLord]

Well, since no one's grabbed the OQ, I'll try again.

Elan once spoke a piece of family wisdom about adventurer builds. Later on, Roy proved him to be very much correct. Find me both pages: the original lesson and the proof of validity.

[Metastachydium]

Well, since no one's grabbed the OQ, I'll try again.

Elan once spoke a piece of family wisdom about adventurer builds. Later on, Roy proved him to be very much correct. Find me both pages: the original lesson and the proof of validity.

Please don't hate me too much. (Hate's not the key to a rich and fulfilling life, as Thog could tell you.)

[ZhonLord]

Please don't hate me too much. (Hate's not the key to a rich and fulfilling life, as Thog could tell you.)

....... whelp, so much for having the first stumper of the new year.

[Neponde]

Taking OQ

Find me someone who really hates make-up.

[Peelee]

Taking OQ

Find me someone who really hates make-up.

Would you accept a tough-looking chick at the bar?

[Neponde]

Would you accept a tough-looking chick at the bar?

Hmm, not the one that I had in mind. Haley couldn't resist some moisturizer, even while insulting the sellers and walking out. The tough chick could be the same.

[Peelee]

Hmm, not the one that I had in mind. Haley couldn't resist some moisturizer, even while insulting the sellers and walking out. The tough chick could be the same.

Eh, it was a stretch anyway, Im not exactly surprised that wasn't it.

[ZhonLord]

Taking OQ

Find me someone who really hates make-up.

Belkar would rather be stabbed. I'm still not sure how they convinced him.

Find me a BS excuse/answer that was caught in the moment, and rephrased into something the catcher couldn't counter.

[b_jonas]

ZhonLord: #599 17th and 18th panels, Elan about what happened to Kubota's body. OQ.

[ZhonLord]

ZhonLord: #599 17th and 18th panels, Elan about what happened to Kubota's body. OQ.

Not my original intent, but it qualifies. I'll rephrase my original and come back another time.

[Metastachydium]

Not my original intent, but it qualifies. I'll rephrase my original and come back another time.

I wonder if that's truly neccessary.

[JNinja]

What's something that Eugene jokes about sarcastically that actually turns out to be true?

[Peelee]

What's something that Eugene jokes about sarcastically that actually turns out to be true?

Roy can even go Super Saiyan now.

ETA:
Taking the question - MitD is good at attracting roaches. Find me him with a roach that's not a roach.

[Neponde]

Taking the question - MitD is good at attracting roaches. Find me him with a roach that's not a roach.

Does a roach doll count

[Peelee]

Does a roach doll count

It would if it was with the MitD. Good try!

ETA: 24 hour hint: it's not speciesism, it's classism. And the roaches may object to being compared to that.

[Metastachydium]

It would if it was with the MitD. Good try!

ETA: 24 hour hint: it's not speciesism, it's classism. And the roaches may object to being compared to that.

The interesting thing is, I considered this one immediately, but then I figured "like a roach" is not the same thing as "a roach".

[Peelee]

The interesting thing is, I considered this one immediately, but then I figured "like a roach" is not the same thing as "a roach".

I thought that as well but figured it was close enough. Especially since I did say "not a roach".

[Kish]

On the flip side, "Mercedes is a Volkswagen mechanic" is perhaps the funniest thing I've seen today.

It is a, not exactly plot point, but thing in the books that the character in question has heard "Mercedes the Volkswagon mechanic" far past the point where amusement is no longer one of her reactions to hearing it.

I believe you have a question to ask.

[Metastachydium]

It is a, not exactly plot point, but thing in the books that the character in question has heard "Mercedes the Volkswagon mechanic" far past the point where amusement is no longer one of her reactions to hearing it.

Well, I certainly did hope it didn't avoid the author's attention.

I believe you have a question to ask.

And I believe what does not kill you, simply makes you… Stranger.

Alright, alright! QUESTION: What do you need to rob up to nine planties for?

[Ruck]

Alright, alright! QUESTION: What do you need to rob up to nine planties for?

I dunno if people forgot to check for a new question or what, but it's been six days.

[Metastachydium]

I dunno if people forgot to check for a new question or what, but it's been six days.

Yeah, I kinda figured people forgot the thread exist. Answer's creating a bone golem (a process that requires 11 secret herbs and reagents, i.e. 2–9 herbs and 2–9 non-herb reagents).