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Thread: AMEN XVIII: Idiocracy
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2007-11-28, 09:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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AMEN XVIII: Idiocracy
Welcome to AMEN
Previous Threads:
SpoilerEvil Inc. Do-gooders beware! - Psyke_D [Thread Auto-pruned]
AMEN, Godmodding and Good Hating since, well, the last thread. - Rex Idiotarum
AMEN III: Revenge of the Munchkins - Rex Idiotarum
AMEN IV: Return of the Pogo - Rex Idiotarum
AMEN V: Rise of the Magtoks/Maggots - Rex Idiotarum
AMEN VI: The Secret of Saurous Rock - Lord Magtok
AMEN 007: Casino Ratavo - Saurous [Thread mysteriously missing]
AMEN VIII: The REAL one! - Fus.Weapon 1337
Amen IX: They just wouldn't stay away! - Korith
AMEN X: Call of Moonthulu - Castaras
AMEN XI: Raiders of the Lost Pie - PirateMonk
AMEN XII: Now pretty much equivalent to Final Fantasy! - Castaras
Amen XIII: Thread 1408 - Vespe Ratavo
AMEN XIV: A Growing Industry - PirateMonk
AMEN XV: Up to Eleven Days a Week- Vespe Ratavo.
AMEN XVI: Sanity's Requiem - PirateMonk
AMEN XVII: <insert witty title here> - Castaras
AMEN Trophy Case:
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Wanting to join? Simple:-
- Wander aimlessly in.
- Poke one of the current members until they hand you the paperwork.
- If the aforementioned current member you poke kills you rather than hands you the paperwork, then repeat step 2.
- Sign the mountain of paperwork, preferably in your own blood, although anyone's blood will do.
- Prepare to have had your non-existant soul to have been sold to whoever gave you the legalese.
- Congratulations! You're now an offical AMENite! Do random stuff! Kill people! Make things explode!
And if you're just visiting, then please do not leave muddy footprints in the base. All those who visit should be aware that AMEN take no responsibility whatsoever for any torture/evil practises/death that may occur to the individual visiting. Honest.Last edited by PirateMonk; 2007-11-30 at 10:46 PM.
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Do you surmise it's wise to have laser beams emitting from your eyes?
-They Might Be Giants, "The Lady and the Tiger"
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2007-11-28, 09:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2007
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Re: AMEN XVIII: Idiocracy
*Walks in*
What is this fine establishment?
*Stomps muddy boots until the floor is caked with disgusting, soggy dirt*Tornatar by Serpentine.[Images removed - total image heights too high]Original Tornatar by Threeshades. Second Tornatar by The Chilli God. Demonized Tornatar by Threeshades.
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2007-11-28, 09:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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Re: AMEN XVIII: Idiocracy
"This is the Association of the Malicious, Evil, and Nefarious. I'm sure the others will be around shortly. Would you like to join?"
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Do you surmise it's wise to have laser beams emitting from your eyes?
-They Might Be Giants, "The Lady and the Tiger"
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2007-11-28, 09:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2007
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Re: AMEN XVIII: Idiocracy
Actually, no, I don't do organizations. I just needed somewhere to clean my boots.
*Leaves*
OOC: No hard feelings?Tornatar by Serpentine.[Images removed - total image heights too high]Original Tornatar by Threeshades. Second Tornatar by The Chilli God. Demonized Tornatar by Threeshades.
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2007-11-28, 10:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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Re: AMEN XVIII: Idiocracy
((No...))
PM frowns, and goes off to find a place to spend the night.Spoiler
Do you surmise it's wise to have laser beams emitting from your eyes?
-They Might Be Giants, "The Lady and the Tiger"
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2007-11-28, 10:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2007
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- Stuck here
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Re: AMEN XVIII: Idiocracy
The box sits on the table, waiting for Moon Called to open it.
(...who, of course, isn't around the one night I want to start a small plot.If I have to deadtime before she shows, the box will pop away, to return next time I'm here when she is.)
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2007-11-28, 10:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2006
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Re: AMEN XVIII: Idiocracy
Somewhere in the artic, the unceasing wind begins to blow away snow. Something in the heart of the ice surges to life once more after a year of hibernation. Power throbs through the glacier, a deep, golden glow emanating from the frozen wasteland's core. The land heaves, and ice shatters into glassy shards. From far below the surface, the North Pole rises from it's frosty prison and shines like a candy cane beacon from the center of the Frozen North.
At approximately this time in the new AMEN Base, as Fullbladder's things are slowly beamed in from the old base, the goblin himself falls over, clutching his gut. Inside him, in that deep place beside the evil, sentient fish sticks, a dark force awakens and hungrily climbs back to it's seat of power, the Entity Known as Fullbladder being pushed back down the ladder.
Fullbladder's fake arm detaches with a pop as bones and muscle interchange and increase in size. Mighty fists heave the creature up once the change has been completed. Sunburned flesh peeks out from behind a great flowing white beard and massive eyebrows. Armour blood red and pale white glint in the darkening light as the huge creature pulls what looks to all the world like a large, sharpened candy cane from a scabbard at it's side. White teeth shine in the beared face of the human-looking creature as it finds strong grip in it's left hand, just below a garish row of scar tissue at the wrist.
Santa Clause stretches, then enters Fullbladder's/his room to begin reorganizing the arriving equipment, crushing the prosthetic goblin arm below a single immense foot.The above post sponsored by Fullbladder Manufacturing.
And so begins the Age of Extinction! The Year of the Dinosaurs! And the Reign of the Predacons!
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2007-11-28, 10:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2007
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Re: AMEN XVIII: Idiocracy
As Bushranger deadtimes over in HALO, the box dissipears with a small bamf.
<Would leave it, but in order for the plot to work I have to be here when MC opens it. So it'll return tomorrow night for another try.>
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2007-11-28, 10:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2006
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- Trog's with Ichor Liquor
Re: AMEN XVIII: Idiocracy
"And there we go, Wiki Forums are back up, and the CSS for them is well underway. Check it out, despite the use of Grey and Red Ad Nausium, it's pretty good for someone who doesn't know a thing about CSS."
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2007-11-28, 11:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XVIII: Idiocracy
Yay new thread
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2007-11-28, 11:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Lizard Lord; 2007-11-29 at 09:50 PM.
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2007-11-28, 11:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2007
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- Under the Iron Gauntlet
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Re: AMEN XVIII: Idiocracy
Ganurath walks in, taking in the sights. "I would like to join AMEN... If the active members participate in causing headaches with the Amotis meme."
Half-Orc Scout by Magioth
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2007-11-28, 11:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2006
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Re: AMEN XVIII: Idiocracy
"You're welcome to join, but really, we're not starved for members enough to be pressured into doing something for participation." Rexina says, "Really, if I wanted to participate, I would've."
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2007-11-28, 11:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2007
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- Under the Iron Gauntlet
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Ganurath shrugs and wanders off. "It was more of a suggestion of how to cause widespread suffering..."
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My Exalted Characters
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2007-11-29, 02:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XVIII: Idiocracy
Somewhere, far away, on top of a mountain, a scream is heard, and a cackle. A being rises up out of the mountain. The being is humanoid, but with gray skin, claws and a pair of wings. She flaps these wings, and flies off towards to AMEN.
While this is happening, all of Junior's stuff is being teleported over from the old base. A group of meerkats scurry off as a large bed nearly hits them. Coco and Sentry fall screaming out of the roof. Meadhbh is teleported into her new room. And Junior? Junior doesn't appear. Instead, a note does. The note reads:
Hi, AMEN, I appear to have imprisoned Junior. She'll be there 'till our player gets back from school, and posts. Or if she even BOTHERS TO POST. LAZY.
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2007-11-29, 06:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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((PM, you forgot to add AMEN XVII: <insert witty title here> to the previous thread list.))
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2007-11-29, 10:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XVIII: Idiocracy
MrEdwardNigma walks into the new AMEN base and continues constructing his very own wing to the base, hoping to get it done by the end of this thread.
Avatar by the illustrious Dr. Bath.
The essence of a riddle is that it states facts by means of a combination of impossibilities~Aristoteles
Help me run my very first campaign.
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2007-11-29, 01:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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A message suddenly appears on the wall. It is not carved, nor is it written in blood - it is just there ...
Avatar shamelessly looted from Amotis, and thus from Kuja.girl
Habeeb it?
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2007-11-29, 03:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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A robot with a small cup of blood approaches the wall, drops it at the site of the writing, walks a few feet away, and then slowly falls to pieces on the ground, until all that is left is an arm, desperately struggling to get back to the labs before completely falling apart.
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2007-11-29, 03:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Saurous sighs.
"Why do these people always bother us, the evil people? If they want offerings of blood that will never be fulfilled and if they want to strike terror in someone's heart, they should go bother HALO."
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2007-11-29, 04:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2007
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There is a blast somewhere on the construction site MrEdwardNigma was working on. An empty regular (not the christmas one) MrEdwardNigma outfit floats around the AMEN base a bit, strangly never quite touching the floor, and eventually stops by the writing on the wall.
Avatar by the illustrious Dr. Bath.
The essence of a riddle is that it states facts by means of a combination of impossibilities~Aristoteles
Help me run my very first campaign.
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2007-11-29, 04:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XVIII: Idiocracy
Curly shrugs. "Oh dear. A big scary warning in AMEN. How scawy."
Bathatar!
Squid bones are lies.
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2007-11-29, 04:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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The empty purple cloak and hat hang out by the writing some more and then fly off.
Not long after, they return with an little kid in their clutches. The kid is kicking and screaming, but it doesn't seem to help much. They dress him with themselves, and then the clothing starts squeazing, contracting. The kid screams and screams, untill he has no more air in his longues and his face starts getting red. His hands swell up and his face gets bloated as it grows redder and redder. Eventually, he looks like a big tomato. And then he poof. The wall's all covered in blood now, and the purple clothes are now red. They float off again.Avatar by the illustrious Dr. Bath.
The essence of a riddle is that it states facts by means of a combination of impossibilities~Aristoteles
Help me run my very first campaign.
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2007-11-29, 05:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
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- Mexico
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HAND ME MY PAPERWORK screams a little funny man, with a big moustache.
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2007-11-29, 05:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XVIII: Idiocracy
A lot of paperwork falls on top of him.
Cassietar!
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2007-11-29, 06:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XVIII: Idiocracy
With a small bamf, the box returns, reappearing right where Saurous had put it.
Originally Posted by The Bushranger
Originally Posted by Saurous
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2007-11-29, 07:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Moon Called wanders in, noting the box with something resembling interest. Okay, it was more like crawls in, considering she has 800 pounds of weights tied to her limbs. She makes a feeble attempt to lift her arm high enough to open the box, makes it half way, and grunts as the weighted arm falls to the floor.
"You tied your wings on tightly but they always come undone"
~ ClumsyMonkey, Montreal
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2007-11-29, 07:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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bamf
The box dissipears.
bamf
It reappears on the floor next to MC.
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2007-11-29, 07:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XVIII: Idiocracy
"I'm going to regret this." Says the half-Drow, and (with a bit of struggling) tries to pull the lid of the box.
"You tied your wings on tightly but they always come undone"
~ ClumsyMonkey, Montreal
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2007-11-29, 07:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XVIII: Idiocracy
The box opens easily.
It contains a bracelet that looks like this:
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with a note wrapped around it.
The note reads:
SpoilerRecent events in AMEN Base have come to my attention, that indicate you are attempting to increase your magical prowess. Unbelievable as it may seem, I approve of this, and would appreciate the chance to discuss this with you, and perhaps other things as well, on neutral ground.
Enclosed please find one (1) teleport bracelet. It's tuned to respond to you and you alone; if anyone else attempts to use it, or _anyone_ attempts to open it, it will self-destruct. It should be on position '13' (the others are locked out); putting it on and pressing the dial will transport you to the neutral ground, where I will then join you.
I will be alone, and you will be as well - because the bracelet will also self-destruct if you attempt to bring anyone else with you. Feel free to bring any weapons you feel comfortable using, however.
The Bushranger
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