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2022-08-11, 09:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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OOTS #1264 - The Discussion Thread
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2022-08-11, 09:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1264 - The Discussion Thread
Heck yea Modrons! This is gonna be fun.
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If i had superpowers. I would go to conventions dressed as myself, and see if i got complimented on my authenticity.
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2022-08-11, 09:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1264 - The Discussion Thread
What is the other side of his family? I don’t remember what’s his full lineage is.
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2022-08-11, 09:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1264 - The Discussion Thread
Oh this is great! nobody reads the user license agreement. Poor Redcloak.
So what is that thing? The Lawful equivalent of a Deva/Fiend? And it takes a part of your soul to summon that? That sounds more like a Fiendish thing. Then again, I suppose bureaucracy is soul-crushing.
Can someone explain to me the joke the roach makes in the third panel? I'm guessing it's base-ball related?
He's a Lawful Evil Cleric. He's been leaning hard on his Evil spells, but he also has Lawful tricks up his sleeve.Last edited by Fyraltari; 2022-08-11 at 09:27 AM.
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2022-08-11, 09:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1264 - The Discussion Thread
I'm glad that Mike Wazowski still continues to get work, even if this kind of work is the exact opposite of his previous line.
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2022-08-11, 09:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1264 - The Discussion Thread
I love the joke on legalese.
I figure it's just "XPs are part of the soul"
https://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/gate.htm
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1,000 XP (only for the calling creatures function).
EDIT: Ninjaed.Last edited by hamishspence; 2022-08-11 at 09:30 AM.
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2022-08-11, 09:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1264 - The Discussion Thread
Gate consumes XP to be cast.
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2022-08-11, 09:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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Oh my gosh. I never would have expected modrons to make another appearance! This is awesome!
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2022-08-11, 09:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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2022-08-11, 09:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1264 - The Discussion Thread
I wonder if Redcloak will pay attention to the agreement or if this will come back to mess with him.
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2022-08-11, 09:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1264 - The Discussion Thread
I wonder if they're going to point out Redcloaks fallacies here too xD
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2022-08-11, 09:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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2022-08-11, 09:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1264 - The Discussion Thread
Not literal family. These are kins of Redcloak spiritually. Well, alignment-wise.
These are not sharing his evilness (as fiends do). They share his lawfulness.
These are modrons, the otherworldly embodiments of law and order. The same way fiends are epitomes of evil, angels (such as devas) embody goodness, or slaads are incarnates of chaos. They are quasi-mechanical creatures, living in Mechanus (Nirvana), a clockwork plane of existence. They are very hierarchical, with somewhat geometric-shaped creatures representing various levels in the hierarchy. Monodrons are the most simple (such as the Terms of Service chanter here), duodrons above them, tridrons above, then quadrons, pentadrons if I remember correctly.
The main guy is way up in the hierarchy. It's one of their leading entities, who aexist in finite numbers. I may be wrong, the big guy may be a Secundus, one of the four seconds-in-command of the whole modron society, effectively rulers of huge sections of Mechanus, subordinate only to Primus himself.
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2022-08-11, 09:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1264 - The Discussion Thread
They're entities of pure Law, not pure Logic. So long as he abides by the terms being chanted there's no reason to point out further inconsistencies.
Although that feels like a fun punchline in and of itself.
"Aren't you going to argue my actions are illogical?"
"Hey, buddy, they're your gated planar allies.""But it always seemed weird to me to get mad about things going wrong, as if everything turning out OK was promised to anyone, ever. There wouldn't need to be paladins if the world was, like, fair." -Lien
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2022-08-11, 09:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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2022-08-11, 09:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1264 - The Discussion Thread
It is baseball related. Usually, if you have the lead, you bring in your best relief pitcher in the 9th(last) inning in order close out the game. But sometimes you will bring them in earlier in the game in order to protect the lead if you feel you are going to lose the lead thereby giving you a better chance at winning even if you don't have your closer in at the end.
"but if you want I can pretend that other thing you said"
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2022-08-11, 09:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1264 - The Discussion Thread
4 arms and winglike things suggests a Quarton, two ranks down from a Secundus. Maybe a Quinton.
https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Quarton
https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Quinton
EDIT: On closer inspection, that guy has at least 5 arms - not sure what has that.Last edited by hamishspence; 2022-08-11 at 09:45 AM.
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2022-08-11, 09:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1264 - The Discussion Thread
I actually fully laughed out loud at "what gate?". Very unexpected callback.
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Re: OOTS #1264 - The Discussion Thread
I have to admit, I am not familiar enough with what Redcloak might be summoning to even guess what it is supposed to do to help.
Could someone with more knowledge of the source material help a guy out, and give me your best theory as to what it's probably going to do?
I thought it would help Redcloak find the path forward, but that's only based on context, not knowledge of what the lawful creature Red might have summoned can do.
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2022-08-11, 09:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1264 - The Discussion Thread
Modrons are beings of unwavering logic and order. Each modron holds a rigidly fixed position in modron society and obeys the orders of its superiors without question. They lack a sense of individuality, referring to themselves as "we".
My recollection is that they are beings of law, but embody law as logic.
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2022-08-11, 09:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1264 - The Discussion Thread
No one ever wants to read terms and conditions. Singing them still sounds annoying.
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2022-08-11, 09:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1264 - The Discussion Thread
As I recall, Manual of the Planes had a free web enhancement with stats for low-ranking modrons.
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2022-08-11, 09:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1264 - The Discussion Thread
Am I the only one getting Minions vibes from the one-eyed Modrons?
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DM: At the end of the meal, the innkeeper is bringing you the cheese plate. Roll for initiative.
PC: Excuse me, what?
DM: I said, roll for initiative. They like their cheese really ripe in these parts. They have the ooze type.
"Excuse me, but... is it a GOOD or a BAD thing when the DM can't help bursting into laughter every time he hears the phrase 'level-appropriate encounter'? No, just curious..."
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2022-08-11, 10:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1264 - The Discussion Thread
Yes, it is baseball related. A “reliever” is a pitcher who is brought in late on the game to replace the starting pitcher. Ideally your starting pitcher gets the opposing batters out quickly and does not need to be relieved until very late in the game, if at all. Relieving your pitcher in inning 7 is considered early and probably means the opposing team is doing well, forcing your pitcher to throw more pitches.
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2022-08-11, 10:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1264 - The Discussion Thread
Thank you, Giant!
I, for one, definitely didn't expect this, and I can't wait to find out what the consequences will be.
Also, in a single comic we have white, pink, red, black and grey speech balloons. Just add an archon and a few gods and we'll be set.
Besides, unless Redcloak reached level 18 since this strip, he just cast both his 9th level spells. I wonder if this spell scroll (?) will play a role if he ends up in need of more spells.Last edited by Coppercloud; 2022-08-11 at 10:52 AM.
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2022-08-11, 10:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1264 - The Discussion Thread
Thanks Rich
Oots Modron March ftw'Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë! “The day has come! Behold, people of the Eldar and Fathers of Men, the day has come!" And all those who heard his great voice echo in the hills answered, crying:'Auta i lómë!" The night is passing!"