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2023-05-31, 07:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
*The State Farm jingle is not the verbal component for Summon Monster
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2023-06-03, 10:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
** The Nationwide jingle is not the verbal component for Protection from Evil
*** Will Arnet's hair is not a material component for Protection from Chaos
**** The Allstate jingle is not the verbal component for any Bixby's [x]ing Hand
* My bard cannot speak entirely in memes.
** My bard needs more than a three word vocabulary.
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2023-06-19, 08:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
"Succubus rave" is not now, never was, and never will be the answer to any problems.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2023-06-19, 01:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
"Succubus rave" is not now, never was, and never will be the answer to any problems.
* May not take a perk option to become a World of Warcraft Old God
** or a Celestialsapien
*** or have an Infinity Gauntlet
**** Or become an Intrinsic Field user
***** or an Entity from Worm
****** or Scarlet Witches Chaos Magic
*May not propose the theory that the creation of Tamriel was the real first Dragon Break, thus explaining the contradictory accounts of Elven and Human religions about Lorkhan.
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2023-06-19, 01:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* I may no longer tell horse traders "no, you may not buy my (gift from the elves of the high plains) horse, because I like my horse...a lot!"
** When asked how much I like my horse, I may not tell said traders that the mare and I are trying to create centaurs as our offspring. (Which is a lie, but heck, I have advantage on deception checks)
*** May not then be disappointed when the goblin brothel workers decline my custom, after the rumor of "literally, like a horse" go around (And that, kids, is one more reason why lying is a bad thing!)
**** May not get angry at the monk, who thought that spreading that rumor was funny.Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2023-06-19 at 01:38 PM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2023-06-19, 02:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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2023-06-19, 06:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
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2023-06-19, 11:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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2023-06-21, 01:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
However, if I find a demonic disco party that's been running for thousands of years powered by a mysterious Artifact of Doom, I will not steal said artifact. An eternal disco is really the *least* horrifying thing it could power.
If I steal it anyway, I will not complain that the rest of the campaign is post-apocalyptic.Last edited by dspeyer; 2023-06-21 at 01:30 AM.
Looking for a monster? Making a monster?
Age of Wariors,, A Homebrew Sequel to Tome of Battle (see also the original thread, disciplines table and prestige class table)
All My Homebrew
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2023-06-21, 04:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Eternal demon disco? Why does it feel like there'd be a lot of Jerry Lee Lewis played..?
* I am no longer allowed to even hint to my dice that I care about the results of a roll; otherwise they start screwing with me and I go from kicking a baddie so hard a bunch of his buddies die as well to whiffing so badly and so often that about the best I can hope for is the enemy catching the sniffles from the breeze >.<Times being what they are, the stars aligning and the End of All Things barely registered as background noise.
At a bit of a loss as to what to do next, and with bills to pay, a certain Elder Thing has taken up bartending.
This is...
The Last Call of Cthulhu
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2023-06-21, 05:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
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2023-06-23, 07:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
I will admit there are worse things than being bored.
But you are not bored when you experience them.the first half of the meaning of life is that there isn't one.
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2023-06-24, 11:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* Not allowed to do psychic flying tree octopuses any more.
* Also not allowed to put harpy eggs where the monk can get them. Unless I really want to figure out how raising a harpy chick is going to work...Dawn of Hope: a 5e setting. http://wiki.admiralbenbo.org
Rogue Equivalent Damage calculator, now prettier and more configurable!
5e Monster Data Sheet--vital statistics for all 693 MM, Volo's, and now MToF monsters: Updated!
NIH system 5e fork, very much WIP. Base github repo.
NIH System PDF Up to date main-branch build version.
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2023-06-25, 05:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Honestly the tree part is the weirdest part of that first one, ngl.
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2023-06-25, 12:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2023-06-25 at 12:51 PM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2023-06-26, 12:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Not allowed to let people notice things that aren't there if they roll really well on Perception checks out of paranoia.
Especially not the duck. Because I swear there is no duck. There never has been a duck.
And if you ask anyone else about the mountain, expect everyone to look at you like you're nuts. Because there never was a mountain.Dawn of Hope: a 5e setting. http://wiki.admiralbenbo.org
Rogue Equivalent Damage calculator, now prettier and more configurable!
5e Monster Data Sheet--vital statistics for all 693 MM, Volo's, and now MToF monsters: Updated!
NIH system 5e fork, very much WIP. Base github repo.
NIH System PDF Up to date main-branch build version.
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2023-06-26, 06:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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2023-06-26, 07:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
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2023-06-26, 07:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2023-06-26, 09:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
"If you want to understand biology don't think about vibrant throbbing gels and oozes, think about information technology" -Richard Dawkins
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2023-06-26, 10:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* I may not one-shot the uber-powerful undead demi-god (whom we are *not* intended to fight!) by spamming illusions of an undead-specific save-or-die attack to abuse the fact that disbelieving a real effect negates your saving throw and then hitting him with the real thing once he starts disbelieving.
Last edited by Lord Torath; 2023-06-28 at 09:01 AM.
Warhammer 40,000 Campaign Skirmish Game: Warpstrike
My Spelljammer stuff (including an orbit tracker), 2E AD&D spreadsheet, and Vault of the Drow maps are available in my Dropbox. Feel free to use or not use it as you see fit!
Thri-Kreen Ranger/Psionicist by me, based off of Rich's A Monster for Every Season
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2023-06-27, 05:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
*Kilroy should not be part of a summoning circle or goetic seal
"If you want to understand biology don't think about vibrant throbbing gels and oozes, think about information technology" -Richard Dawkins
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2023-06-28, 06:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2023-06-28, 11:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Now that I think of it, that's the kind of wordplay that would make an excellent monster
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*May not represent the mi-go as mushroom goombas
*May not create a misleading narrative about why the original "salami rocket" episode of mythbusters isn't available on streaming platforms with the rest of the series
**It was not one of the episodes where they test idioms
***and it was not "banned"
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*The Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco Firearms and Explosives is not Iron Man's arch-enemyLast edited by Bohandas; 2023-07-06 at 12:05 AM.
"If you want to understand biology don't think about vibrant throbbing gels and oozes, think about information technology" -Richard Dawkins
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2023-07-09, 07:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
"Stab it with my own bones" is not the solution to all of life's problems.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2023-07-10, 02:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Are there any problems it does solve?
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2023-07-10, 07:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
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2023-07-10, 08:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
I'm sorry, who?
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2023-07-10, 10:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
No longer allowed to run off with random unidentified and unknown artifacts and attune them just to see what they do.