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    Default Order of the Stick: November I

    And... Engage. ;D

    I like the backlit look. That's always a bad sign for whoever sees it...
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    Yeah, "backlighting" pretty much always means "ass-kicking".


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    The gang is due a real throw-down anyway. Let the dice fall where they may!
    "Time and space exist not. There was no past, and there shall be no future. NOW is all. All things that ever were, are, or ever will be, transpire now. Man is forever at the center of what we call time and space. I have gone into yesterday and tomorrow and both were as real as today." R E Howard

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    Heh, Quite a Charlie's angels moment!

    Classic.

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    Default Re: Order of the Stick: November I

    Quote Originally Posted by Malachi
    The gang is due a real throw-down anyway. Let the dice fall where they may!
    Do I detect a "Hoody-Hoo" or perhapse a "Roll for initiative, monkey-boy" in there? ;D
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    Quote Originally Posted by WampaX

    Do I detect a "Hoody-Hoo" or perhapse a "Roll for initiative, monkey-boy" in there? ;D
    Please, the proper term is screen monkey..... Oops, gave myself away there.... ;)
    "Time and space exist not. There was no past, and there shall be no future. NOW is all. All things that ever were, are, or ever will be, transpire now. Man is forever at the center of what we call time and space. I have gone into yesterday and tomorrow and both were as real as today." R E Howard

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    Default Re: Order of the Stick: November I

    Definitley. Dig the "We've come to kick your ass" look. I would've liked to see Elan somehow ruin this really cool dramatic moment, maybe by a ridiculous song or something though...

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    I want to see them meet with those evil dudes again. The evil order of the stick. This ebsite needs a bios page.
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    The Linear Guild.
    \"All that I have ever loved in life has been lost to me forever. Never again shall I give into the delusion of love, for all that I love is anathema. All that remains of me is an image of a young girl not yet lost, for the power of Velsharoon is the power of eternal youth.\" &&&&- Kadislan the White

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    Cast of the Linear Guild

    Nale: Head of the Linear Guild, and Elan's twin brother. Raised by their father (an evil warlord), Nale was taught that Bards are underpowered. It wasn't until Elan pointed out that it was needlessly complicated; so Nale trained as a Fighter/Rogue/Sorcerer. His goals of world domination began with the recovery of Dorukon's Amulet, which was destroyed before he could escape. Lawful Evil.

    Sabine: Sabine was sent by the Abyss to help groom Nale into the tyrant he could become. We dont' know what kills her.

    Thog: Half-Orc ?Barbarian/2 Fighter, likes puppies, and will give up againts pretty ladies.

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    Thog likes Ice cream too - this could be important... ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sc00by
    Thog likes Ice cream too - this could be important... ;)
    and puppies; Belkar has a riding puppy...
    a)What would Banjo do? b)wear my pointy stick c)I'm on an adventure!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jades
    Thog: Half-Orc ?Barbarian/2 Fighter, likes puppies, and will give up againts pretty ladies.
    For a certain definition of "pretty".

    There was also Hilgya, though I suppose she's no longer in with the Linear Guild, and Yikyik, though he is now a hat. And there was ZZ'dtri, but he was a violation of a certain fantasy author's intellectual property. So yes, now only Nale, Sabine, and Thog are left. But if I know evil min/maxers (Nale, who was taught Bards were underpowered) correctly, they'll have recruited another cleric. Nobody goes without a cleric for long.

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    *sniffle* Lucky dwarf clerics...reminds me of the old days...I bet their next cleric'll be a- wait, I think their next 'cleric' might be a druid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malachi
    The gang is due a real throw-down anyway. Let the dice fall where they may!
    Like the man said, "It is time to kick ass, and chew bubble gum; and I am all out of gum!"
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    Just felt like making a few additions.

    Cast of the Linear Guild

    Nale: Head of the Linear Guild, and Elan's twin brother. Raised by their father (an evil warlord), Nale was taught that Bards are underpowered. It wasn't until Elan pointed out that it was needlessly complicated; so Nale trained as a Fighter/Rogue/Sorcerer. He was hired by Xykon to kill the Order of the Stick. His goals of world domination began with the recovery of Dorukon's Amulet, which was destroyed before he could escape. Made Elan into the person with the hamster-intellect he now is by continuously slapping him on the had as a baby. Lawful Evil.

    Sabine: Sabine was sent by the Abyss to help groom Nale into the tyrant he could become. We dont' know what kills her. Probably Lafwul Evil, which Haley from the beginning on suspected cause Sabine was wearing red leather. She's supposed to be some kind of twin to Haley

    Thog: Half-Orc ?Barbarian/2 Fighter, likes puppies, and will give up againts pretty ladies. Like most Half-Orcs, not too smart. He's supposed to be some kind of twin to Roy

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    Hilgya Firehelm, dwarven party cleric, worships Loki. Left the party when she fell down when Zz'Dtri's flying spell was broken. After that she had a relationship for a day with Durkon, but they broke up when it turned out that she ran away from the dwarven lands cause she was married. She's supposed to be some kind of twin to Durkon

    Zz'Dtri, Drow Wizard. His/Her name is a shameless parody of Drizzt Dro'Urden, what he/she will get taken away for out of the comic by some lawyers. He/She wears scimitars, and he's probably the only entity who can beat Vaarsuvius in combat. He/She's supposed to be some kind of twin to V.

    Yikyik, Kobold ranger. He didn't say much, except insults to Belkar. They hate one another, even though they probably share the same alignment(Chaotic Evil). In the end he gets turned into a hat by Belkar.

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    New comic is up.
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    Must be some obscure prestige class...
    ;D ;D ;D

    and did I say ;D as well ;D ;D
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    "You go girl!"

    Sweeeet.


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    Hee-hee. WHORE ATTACK! Sundering the gun was cool too. I wonder if Belkar is wandering back from the stables right about now.....
    "Time and space exist not. There was no past, and there shall be no future. NOW is all. All things that ever were, are, or ever will be, transpire now. Man is forever at the center of what we call time and space. I have gone into yesterday and tomorrow and both were as real as today." R E Howard

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    And here is the true glory of Elan's masterplan - he failed his song on purpose so that all the guests (save one) is safely INSIDE with the villians OUTSIDE ;D
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    [quote author=Flippy]
    Hilgya Firehelm, dwarven party cleric, worships Loki. Left the party when she fell down when Zz'Dtri's flying spell was broken. After that she had a relationship for a day with Durkon, but they broke up when it turned out that she ran away from the dwarven lands cause she was married. She's supposed to be some kind of twin to Durkon
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    Durgon and Hilgya did also "do the dirty" with each other. Just wondering... might she be pregnant by now :P

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    Coming soon on FOX - "When Whores Attack!!" :D



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    Maybe it will happen next comic, but I *really* think Roy's dress should have come up over his head. :)

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    "Must be some obscure prestige class..." must be one of the best lines in quite some time, oh my!

    However, I get the feeling that the "You go girl!" thing is a reference I don't get. Any helpers???

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    Durkon's hammer and shield are pretty stout, the shield stopped a shot, and the hammer sundered the barrel of that pistol like it was an empty soda can.

    And OotS has the best onomatopoeia ever. Skeezy. Crssh. Teeysh. Those shurikens binking against Protection from Arrows just made my day!

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    Pretty cool that the mop actually stays on Roys head during the entire thing - including the jump out the window ;D
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    Haha!

    My favorite bit is how V calls Roy "Sir Greenhilt", despite the skirt, et al, as though nothing has changed!

    If that's not the most subtle gender-ambiguity reference, I don't know what is...

    :-D
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    :D
    Man this thing was full of outdated stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amalthea
    And OotS has the best onomatopoeia ever. Skeezy. Crssh. Teeysh.
    Not to mention 'Sunder' ;)

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