BisectedBrioche's Brilliant Bread Random Banter Bthread #243

[Keltest]

So, with the ingredients I mentioned, that drink already exists, and is called iced tea. Y'alls national food is based on Indian food and your national drink is based on Chinese beverage. You'd think that at some point the Brits would say "hey maybe ee should try this stuff from another place" since thats practically the foundation of your entire Empire, but alas.

Hey now, there are like two and a half other countries in Britain that, so far as I know, have no trouble accepting foreign food. Don't paint all the brits with an english brush.

The only way this could have been better id if you'd said "youse guys".

I'm not from Philly though. And I don't say "Yinz" cause I'm not from Pittsburgh.

[Peelee]

Hey now, there are like two and a half other countries in Britain that, so far as I know, have no trouble accepting foreign food. Don't paint all the brits with an english brush.

You know, that's fair. I can keep my national dunking restricted solely to England. Which would pribably make me even more popular in the rest of the UK, to boot.

I'm not from Philly though. And I don't say "Yinz" cause I'm not from Pittsburgh.

Too many jabronis in Philly?

[Rynjin]

Youre English. You can't understand. You need to live in a place that says "yall" a few years before the secrets are unlocked.

No no, he's right. The Arnold Palmer is an abomination, and I personally blame his crusty golf-playing ass for me having to amend "no lemon" to every single ****ing order of sweet tea I make.

[Keltest]

Too many jabronis in Philly?

Much like New York, there are no people who enjoy living in Philly, only people who can't leave or people who have Stockholm Syndrome.

[Peelee]

No no, he's right. The Arnold Palmer is an abomination, and I personally blame his crusty golf-playing ass for me having to amend "no lemon" to every single ****ing order of sweet tea I make.

Your heresy is tolerated for now.

[Rater202]

When I was in middle school I once had to wear my brother's shirt with the logo of a football team that I do not in fact support on it.

Walking into... It wasn't called Home Ec, but it was Home Ec, that day this one ****head who made it a habit to pick on me looked at the shirt, looked at me, loudly and obnoxiously said "*team* suck!" and then seemed a bit put out when I agreed.

[Anonymouswizard]

So, with the ingredients I mentioned, that drink already exists, and is called iced tea. Y'alls national food is based on Indian food and your national drink is based on Chinese beverage. You'd think that at some point the Brits would say "hey maybe ee should try this stuff from another place" since thats practically the foundation of your entire Empire, but alas.

It's not like we've fought enough wars against you to have started pillaging cuisine. But why would we want to when we can just have another crack at the French? (One day their snails will be mine!)

Hey now, there are like two and a half other countries in Britain that, so far as I know, have no trouble accepting foreign food. Don't paint all the brits with an english brush.

Those groups still exist? I thought they'd left years ago.

You know, that's fair. I can keep my national dunking restricted solely to England. Which would pribably make me even more popular in the rest of the UK, to boot.

At least until you unintentionally insult haggis. Then the Scots will decide that, in reality, you're probably English.

[Peelee]

But why would we want to when we can just have another crack at the French?

Becuase historically England hasnt exactly fared well against France.

[Keltest]

Becuase historically England hasnt exactly fared well against France.

I only remember France ever conquering England the one time though.

[Peelee]

I only remember France ever conquering England the one time though.

Engkand not faring well isn't the same as France faring well. Both could come off pretty badly for all of it. For example, we have two countries that warred constantly despite neither gaining any real territorial hold in the others' land, despite even having England having French monarchs and France having English monarchs and both having the same monarchs*. Its more like two people having a very ineffective slap fight - threats of "well we'll just go back to raid France again!" cue eye rolls.


*i may be lumping single instances into multiple variarions, but it's funnier that way

[LaZodiac]

Personally I've found dumping on the French (or really any country) has lost it's taste over the years, so suffice to say I don't really Get It, but y'all enjoy yourselves.

(that's not to say there aren't things worth prodding at with a sharp stick, just that there should be a purpose beyond the poking.)

[Keltest]

Personally I've found dumping on the French (or really any country) has lost it's taste over the years, so suffice to say I don't really Get It, but y'all enjoy yourselves.

(that's not to say there aren't things worth prodding at with a sharp stick, just that there should be a purpose beyond the poking.)

Its like dumping on Quebec if you arent from there, or dumping on the Rest Of Canada if you are from there. Its just a thing you do.

[Peelee]

Personally I've found dumping on the French (or really any country) has lost it's taste over the years, so suffice to say I don't really Get It, but y'all enjoy yourselves.

(that's not to say there aren't things worth prodding at with a sharp stick, just that there should be a purpose beyond the poking.)

I typically dont dump on the French unless its in relation to England, or silly Frenchitudes (read: them trying to purify their super-Frenchy Frenchness, eg the Académie Française). Basically stuff the French themselves are also likely to dump on, or at least can't really refute.

Its like dumping on Quebec if you arent from there, or dumping on the Rest Of Canada if you are from there. Its just a thing you do.

In every country, they make fun of city. In U.S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland.

[LaZodiac]

Its like dumping on Quebec if you arent from there, or dumping on the Rest Of Canada if you are from there. Its just a thing you do.

The only things worth kicking Quebec about is stuff I can't legally say on the forum. Them being weird Not-Frenches who non-the-less wish to embrace everything Francophone is silly but not really insult worthy, imho.

I typically dont dump on the French unless its in relation to England, or silly Frenchitudes (read: them trying to purify their super-Frenchy Frenchness, eg the Académie Française). Basically stuff either the French themselves are also likely to dump on, or at least can't really refute.

Thus my comment about the poking stick and when it should be employed, yeah.

[enderlord99]

...There's a Cleveland in Florida{?}

EDIT: There actually is.

[HalfTangible]

...There's a Cleveland in Florida{?}

EDIT: There actually is.

There are a LOT of cities in the US named after places elsewhere in the world.

Including other places in the US. >.>

Personally I've found dumping on the French (or really any country) has lost it's taste over the years, so suffice to say I don't really Get It, but y'all enjoy yourselves.

(that's not to say there aren't things worth prodding at with a sharp stick, just that there should be a purpose beyond the poking.)

I'll make fun of France all day. But I ain't gonna take it seriously.

It's hard to take the surrender monkey meme seriously after learning about Verdun.

[Peelee]

It's hard to take the surrender monkey meme seriously after learning about Verdun.

And here i thought it was hard to take the surrender monkey meme seriously after learning about WWII.

[Form]

Of course they do. They're called the Dutch.

Hahahaha..... no.

Finally got a chance to wear my new wig and horns for a stream!

Next up: Ears =3

Sweet. I don't even see the headband keeping the horns in place. If I hadn't seen the earlier image of the horns I wouldn't know it was there.