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2023-03-14, 01:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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The rest of the Order in their afterlife antechambers
Roy and Durkon have already dealt with their afterlife advisors in one way or another.
Haley's admin: "So, I see you worked as part of a group."
Haley: "Pffft. Like they told me what to do."
Haley's admit: "Good point. Also liked the way you killed Crystal. Both times. Very devious."
Elan's admin: (after the interview) "I've seen less crazy from Chaotic Neutral. At least his heart is in the right place."
Belkar's admin: "This is not good. I see a lot of loyalty here, and you passed up plenty of times to murder Roy in his sleep for XP."
Belkar: "The dude seldom ever sleeps!"
Belkar's admin: "I'm not buying it. I see a lot of Chaos here but much less evil than we require. I'm referring you to my colleague in Pandemonium."
Belkar: "... do they allow cats?"
(V is barred from the afterlife. Stupid Corellon.)
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2023-03-14, 01:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2022
Re: The rest of the Order in their afterlife antechambers
V's auditor: "this is.... You cast.... Gods above!"
V: "I'm well aware of the harm I've caused with the familicide spell. I've undertaken numerous penances in order to attempt to right the scale in some small form."
Auditor: "I can see that. And frankly, even with the positive karma of saving the world at great risk to yourself, it's the only reason you're still here. True Neutral is about balance, rather than about living up to some specific ideal. Good and evil, law and chaos. The appropriate answer for the appropriate context. But even so.... This will be a close ruling."
V: "I understand and await your judgment."Last edited by ZhonLord; 2023-03-14 at 02:00 PM.
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2023-03-14, 03:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The rest of the Order in their afterlife antechambers
I predict that Belkar will not die evil.
Typically editing my trivia questions to add hints approximately 12, 24 and 36 hours after posting them.
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2023-03-14, 03:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The rest of the Order in their afterlife antechambers
Pandemonium is between Chaotic Neutral and Chaotic Evil. It's the plane titled as "Lulz." in this strip.
Last edited by Tzardok; 2023-03-14 at 03:38 PM.
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2023-03-14, 03:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2007
Re: The rest of the Order in their afterlife antechambers
Yup. Some of the residents of Pandemonium are CE though - Howlers, and the god Erythnul, in the Greyhawk cosmology.
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2023-03-14, 04:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
Re: The rest of the Order in their afterlife antechambers
Elan's examiner:
Why did you push a big red button marked, 'Do not push?'
Elan:
It was big. And red. And it was a button. Marked, 'Do not push.'
Elan's examiner:
You risked the safety and security of the world for that?
Elan:
*Shows the exploding dungeon page.*
Elan's examiner:
Ah, I see. Next question...
Minrah's bartender:
Nice upgrade chit you have there. Got it in a quest to save the world?
Minrah:
Killed by a vampire cleric of Hel.
Minrah's bartender:
Awesome! Hey, don't worry about the tip.
Minrah:
I got a raise and saved the world too. But that's nothing! I adventured with a guy who was killed by a cleric of Loki. Twice in ten minutes.
Minrah's bartender:
Oh, man, way to overdo it! I'd like to get my hands on that cleric!
Minrah:
She's right over there. The guy sitting by her is the guy she killed.
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2023-03-15, 05:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The rest of the Order in their afterlife antechambers
I predict that Belkar will not die evil.
Typically editing my trivia questions to add hints approximately 12, 24 and 36 hours after posting them.
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2023-03-15, 05:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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2023-03-15, 06:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The rest of the Order in their afterlife antechambers
And Celestia is a place of pointless joy. What do we need that one for?
Originally Posted by afroakumaOriginally Posted by WalkingTheShadeLast edited by Tzardok; 2023-05-13 at 08:28 AM.
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2023-03-15, 01:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The rest of the Order in their afterlife antechambers
Just wait til Belkar finds out about the Citadel of Slaughter.
Belkar: "Wait a minute. 'No one goes to the Citadel of Slaughter on purpose, unless they serve Erythnul and seek to join in the deity's eternal slaughter.'?" (pulls out twin daggers) "Check and check."Last edited by JonahFalcon; 2023-03-15 at 01:28 PM.
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2023-03-15, 01:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The rest of the Order in their afterlife antechambers
Does the Citadel even exist in OOTS' version of the Wheel?
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2023-03-15, 07:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
Re: The rest of the Order in their afterlife antechambers
It will if Belkar goes to Pandemonium.
No longer than 20 seconds after.
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2023-03-17, 02:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2008
Re: The rest of the Order in their afterlife antechambers
Erythnul: "I like the cut of your gib."
Belkar: "Thanks, I have plenty of giblets I cut off people."
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2023-03-17, 10:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
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2023-03-22, 01:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2011
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- Sharangar's Revenge
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Re: The rest of the Order in their afterlife antechambers
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