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2007-12-11, 01:24 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2007
- Location
- An elaborate secret lair.
- Gender
An Aperture Science Internet-based Trademark Altercation
I downloaded Portal on Sunday and finished on Monday. I loved it - I thought it was an effective combination of puzzles and humour. I've never played any of the Half-Life games, so what I know about the setting i've learned from my friends. One thing we've noticed is GLaDOS's habit of trademarking every possible thing. Examples include
The Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube (its just a cube!)
The Aperture Science Unstationary Scaffold (a moving platform)
Noting this trend, we came up with some of our own:
The Aperture Science Horizontal Ambulatory Surface (the floor)
The Aperture Science Vertical Ceiling Aid (the walls)
The Aperture Science Internal-Combustion Locomotion Vehicle
The Aperture Sceince Photosynthetic Wood-Producing Life-Form (tree)
The Aperture Science Magnetically-Guided Avian Message and Pathogen Transport (pidgeon)
I'd be interested to see what others you guys can come up with.Necromancer avvie by Thecrimsonmage.
You don't kill the purple necromancer. The purple necromancer kills you, and uses your corpse as a draught excluder.
According to Player_Zero, I'm made entirely out of bees. Go figure.
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2007-12-11, 06:01 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2007
- Location
- Dallas
Re: An Aperture Science Internet-based Trademark Altercation
Aperature Science Circumference Of Throat device - A.S.C.O.T
Aperature Science Vitrious Substance Transferrence and Transitory Containment Unit - drinking glass
Aperature Science Vitrious Substance Transferrence and Non-Transitory Containment Unit - bottle
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2007-12-11, 09:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2007
- Gender
Re: An Aperture Science Internet-based Trademark Altercation
The Apeture Science Occular Reception Enhancment Device (glasses)
The Apeture Science Angled Plane Upward Mobility Assistance Area (stairs)
The Apeture Science Chemically Stored Light Refraction and Coloration Record (photo)
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2007-12-11, 10:08 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2007
- Location
- The Great Empyrean Sea
- Gender
Re: An Aperture Science Internet-based Trademark Altercation
The Aperture Science Test Subject Containment Facility (house/apartment)
think of more laterCaesar Asmodeus by Andraste
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2007-12-11, 10:55 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2006
- Location
- Kentucky
- Gender
Re: An Aperture Science Internet-based Trademark Altercation
The Aperture Science Distance Measuring Tool (ruler)
The Aperture Science Graphite Writing Utensil (pencil)
The Aperture Science Electromagnetic Wave Reciever and Sonic Decoder (radio)
The Aperture Science Electromagnetic Wave Reciever and Visual Decoder (TV)
The Aperture Science Ink-based Information Storage Unit (book)
The Aperture Science Oxygen Intake and Carbon Dioxide Expulsion System (lung)Formerly known as Judas Maccabeus (a while back...)
Avatar made by Baboon Army
SpoilerOut from Truth's firey mirror,
Smiles Joy at the scientist.
She to the steep hill of Virtue
Leads the suffering on the path.
On the sunny peak of faith
One can see her fluttering flags;
She through the cracks of burst coffins
In the angel's choir stands.
Endure bravely, O you millions!
Endure for a better world!
-Friedrich Schiller, To Joy
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2007-12-12, 03:22 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2007
- Location
- Old Blighty
- Gender
Re: An Aperture Science Internet-based Trademark Altercation
The Aperture Science Direct-to-Cerebral Receptor Visual Sensors (eyes)
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2007-12-12, 02:24 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2006
- Location
- Dat Shoggoth
Re: An Aperture Science Internet-based Trademark Altercation
Aperture Science welcomes you to a personal test of the Aperture Science testing unit for the advancement and testingof science. - A human.
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2007-12-12, 02:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2007
- Gender
Re: An Aperture Science Internet-based Trademark Altercation
The Aperture Science Spermatozoon Insertion Tool (penis)
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2007-12-12, 04:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
Re: An Aperture Science Internet-based Trademark Altercation
Aperture Science Anatomically Incorrect Story Based Humor Inducer (OOtS)
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2007-12-12, 05:30 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jun 2007
- Location
- UK
- Gender
Re: An Aperture Science Internet-based Trademark Altercation
Aperture Science High Capacity Rapid Transportation Module (Train)
Aperture Science Pressurised Liquid Delivery System (Drinking Fountain)
Aperture Science Portable Rapid Oxidation Unit (Lighter)Where to find me:
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2007-12-14, 12:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2007
- Gender
Re: An Aperture Science Internet-based Trademark Altercation
Aperture Science Biological Waste Intake (a toilet)
**** Photobucket ; RIP avatars