Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase

[Dualight]

Necklace of fireball boiled away all the Ooze.

[Kane0]

We fought an entire compound at once and all we got was this stupid geas.

[NRSASD]

Bad cop, god cop

[Beelzebub1111]

Critical Disintegrate Averted by Guilty Conscience.

[Rerem115]

A high noon shootout with your inner demons

[KorvinStarmast]

Went to a magical spa, was told they could get rid of my nightmares/visions of doom, ended up with a quest hook.

[Waazraath]

Kicked in door, looted the corpses.

[KorvinStarmast]

Fight three hags in a wind mill .

[Yakmala]

The wizard went from full health to specter in one round when 2 out of 3 wraiths crit.

[Easy e]

Cut short due to a missing dog.

Dog was recovered and is fine.

[Dualight]

Start of session: Gnomish politics. End of session: Accidentally encountered Prince of Elemental Evil, wrestled it to the ground, then killed it.

[Beelzebub1111]

"RUN! IT'S GODZILLA!!"
"Athough it looks like godzilla, due to international copyright laws, it is not"
"BUT STILL WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA"
"though it isn't"
"AAAHHHHH!!!"

[Notafish]

We did not make friends in the ziggurat.

[KorvinStarmast]

Turn the enemy warlock in to an owl and monk stuns the rest.

[CTurbo]

Awakened Tree accidentally cast Grease on itself

[Dr.Samurai]

Someone canceled last minute and we didn't play.

[KorvinStarmast]

Blades in the Dark, Cheech and Chong edition.

[Spo]

Railroaded through entire CAMPAIGN. (yawn)

[Easy e]

Roll a 1? No prob, I am a halfling! Re-roll. 1.

Theme of my night.

[KorvinStarmast]

Roll a 1? No prob, I am a halfling! Re-roll. 1.

Theme of my night.

Our halfling glory paladin did that a few times, but as often as not her 1 turned into a 20 on the re roll.

[stoutstien]

Just because you can trap an angry air elemental in a brass lined barrel doesn't mean you should.

[Beelzebub1111]

No, dwarf, you have nothing to gain by fighting the big lady we can avoid this with no consequences.

[GooeyChewie]

Spheres. One crystal, one twilight, and one annihilation.

[NecessaryWeevil]

The party fell down the well. My fault for playing a Dogfolk collie named Lassie, I guess.

[KorvinStarmast]

Popped out of a djinn warlock ring and killed an archmage with a frost brand.

[Witty Username]

I was exiled due to illness, no game this week.

[Beelzebub1111]

Yeah, she isn't called "The Ruby Phoenix" for show. Now go inside, it's time for tea.

[Hail Tempus]

Reverse Ocean's 11.

[Witty Username]

Reverse Ocean's 11.

So you put the stuff back in the hotel?

I recall a fun session from a while back, where a merchant accepted robbing from the local church as an alternative form of payment (Priest was a jerk). The only bit I recall clearly was a player exlaiming "did we just Ocean's 11 a church?"
Still need to watch that movie.

[Hail Tempus]

So you put the stuff back in the hotel?

I recall a fun session from a while back, where a merchant accepted robbing from the local church as an alternative form of payment (Priest was a jerk). The only bit I recall clearly was a player exlaiming "did we just Ocean's 11 a church?"
Still need to watch that movie.

We got hired by a casino to stop a heist by a very smart group of thieves. Their plan involved conjuring animals to cause a distraction, a potion of gaseous form to get into a vault, a Hat of Disguise to impersonate the casino security chief and a potion of invisibility to get out of the vault. They almost got away with 10,000 gp, if it wasn't for party members casting Faerie Fire several times to catch the invisible thief before she could get away, and the Artificer's pet tackling her.

We get comped at the casino now. Our Goliath barbarian loves the prime rib at the buffett.