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    Default Order of the Stick: October 2005 I

    Bit early, but it's a slow day today. Discuss the Order of the Stick in all it's awsomeness. New comic this monday.
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    However, the general consensus about the best way to stop a monster from attacking is to kill it. In the case of undead, we recommend killing it again.
    2 useful principles for keeping roleplaying games fun.

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    Default Re: Order of the Stick: October 2005 I

    I'm kinda worried now... I mean that looked like a high level ninja.

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    Can't be that high-level, not even the reader would be able to see him then. ;D
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    However, the general consensus about the best way to stop a monster from attacking is to kill it. In the case of undead, we recommend killing it again.
    2 useful principles for keeping roleplaying games fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adghar
    I'm kinda worried now... I mean that looked like a high level ninja.
    Well I'm guessing that the kings suite is on the top floor. It was a rather tall inn. Therefore, yes, he is at a fairly high level.
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    Default Re: Order of the Stick: October 2005 I

    Well, either that's an awful awful awful pun about being "high level" just due to height above the ground, or you're wrong because being near the roof would seem to indicate less skill as a ninja because it's less distance to climb down from the roof.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwarf71
    Well I'm guessing that the kings suite is on the top floor. It was a rather tall inn. Therefore, yes, he is at a fairly high level.
    Slap that dwarf for the bad pun.

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    Default Re: Order of the Stick: October 2005 I

    The order is So going to get robbed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by maxon
    Slap that dwarf for the bad pun.
    Can there really be such a thing as a "bad pun" on a website that cherishes and celebrates the "Up a level/Down a level" debate?
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    Yeah, I have a feeling things are going to go badly for the OOTS team pretty soon, what with the hotel crawling with explosive-armed ninjas and all. On the good side, maybe they'll blow up Miko in the process.


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    Default Re: Order of the Stick: October 2005 I

    He's probably an assassin who'se mission is to assassinate the King of Nowhere.

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    Default Re: Order of the Stick: October 2005 I

    He's NOT a Ninja, he's NOT an assassin, HE'S A ROBBER!

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    Default Re: Order of the Stick: October 2005 I

    I think he's there to protect the King of Nowhere. Not a robber, nor a ninja, nor an assassin but a body guard. *gets attacked for the foolish idea*

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    Default Re: Order of the Stick: October 2005 I

    So... was that ninja going up a level, or down a level?

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    Well, if he wants to get more sneak attack, UP a level.


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    Default Re: Order of the Stick: October 2005 I

    Quote Originally Posted by El Jaspero
    Well, if he wants to get more sneak attack, UP a level.
    ???

    But he already did that level!

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Troll

    Can there really be such a thing as a "bad pun" on a website that cherishes and celebrates the "Up a level/Down a level" debate?
    umm - alright - can we just slap that dwarf then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by maxon

    umm - alright - can we just slap that dwarf then?
    No you may not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Jaspero
    Well, if he wants to get more sneak attack, UP a level.
    But he's already ON the TOP level, so he must go DOWN a level!

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    Quote Originally Posted by maxon

    umm - alright - can we just slap that dwarf then?
    Hey. Don't y'all know that if you want to punish me for puns, you have to toss me?

    And he's going down a level. Otherwise, He'da been head pointing up, not down.

    How about this one? He's not a ninja at all. He just has an ugly lower half of his face.
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    Default Re: Order of the Stick: October 2005 I

    *tosses the dwarf*

    On another note, does anyone ever wonder if Durkon, Miko et al ever get fatigue penalties for sleeping in their armor?
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    I'd hate to see them get robbed. It would take Haley that much longer to raise the money to free her father.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwarf71
    Hey. Don't y'all know that if you want to punish me for puns, you have to toss me?
    I ... I ...

    eeuw!

    I don't care what anyone says, I'm slapping that dwarf!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrometheusRex
    On another note, does anyone ever wonder if Durkon, Miko et al ever get fatigue penalties for sleeping in their armor?
    That's actually pretty funny...there's a fatigue penalty for sleeping in armor, but if you don't sleep at all nothing happens to you, so presumably they don't sleep at all.


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    Quote Originally Posted by El Jaspero

    That's actually pretty funny...there's a fatigue penalty for sleeping in armor, but if you don't sleep at all nothing happens to you, so presumably they don't sleep at all.
    for pulling an al nighter you do actually get penalties, at least my DM has that rule. Only elves can get away with not sleeping.
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    Look carefully at the last panel of #225. Or at least at the dwarf.

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    His sword is hovering a foot to the right of him?

    I dunno...wait...

    In the next one, the sword's on the cart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adghar
    Look carefully at the last panel of #225. Or at least at the dwarf.
    Yah?

    Rich has been breakin panel for a good long while with text balloons and objects. So he finally broke panel with a character.
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    Default Re: Order of the Stick: October 2005 I

    Well it's fine for text bubbles to slip through seams in space-time but that dwarf is special, I say!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adghar
    Well it's fine for text bubbles to slip through seams in space-time but that dwarf is special, I say!
    So I presume you missed Miko stepping out in the previous panel?
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    Default Re: Order of the Stick: October 2005 I

    Shoes have innate space-time warping abilities too.

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