The Muppet Pantheon

[J-H]

Inspired by repeatedly seeing a St. Elmo street on a recent trip out of state, and thinking of St. Elmo with a sword and armor...

LG
Elmo, the joyful smiter of evil! Patron of paladins, good kings, and children! Domains: Life, War, Light

NG
Kermit, lord of nuanced Good. Domains: Life
Grover, patron of the curious and encouraging. Domains: Forge, Life

CG
Miss Piggy, queen of beauty and patron of romantic love. Domains: Tempest, Nature
Ernie, supporter of the nice. Accumulator of clutter. Domains: Nature, Light

LN
Bert, lord of Order and organization. Domains: Order, Grave, Forge

TN
Fozzy, patron of aspiring writers and comedians of any sort. Domains: Knowledge, Arcana

CN
Animal, god of barbarians, those who enjoy loud noises, and the uncivilized. Domains: Nature, War

LE
Oscar the Grouch, lord of grumpiness and foe of excessive cleanliness. Domains: Trickery, Order

NE
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CE
Cookie Monster, the ravenous devourer. Deity of hunger and of those governed by their appetites. Domains: Death; may work better as a Warlock patron

[zommie]

the count could probably be LN, and only worshiped by LE, LN, or NE followers, who seek his counsel to improve their theories and ideas. A god of obsession, order, Knowledge(Math specifically)

[brian 333]

Dr.Honeydew, LN

Known for his ability to persevere in the search for knowledge.

Knowledge, Alchemy, Arcane Magic

Beaker, CN

Known for his ability to discover the flaw in every theory.

Chaos, Discovery, Destruction

[Mordar]

I refuse to accept Cookie as CE. He shares. He worries about people.

However...Statler and Waldorf can be NE paired gods of insult, derision and critical doubt.

- M