AMEN XIX: Now Slightly Older Than Your Average Goldfish

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Evil Inc. Do-gooders beware! - Psyke_D [Thread Auto-pruned]
AMEN, Godmodding and Good Hating since, well, the last thread. - Rex Idiotarum
AMEN III: Revenge of the Munchkins - Rex Idiotarum
AMEN IV: Return of the Pogo - Rex Idiotarum
AMEN V: Rise of the Magtoks/Maggots - Rex Idiotarum
AMEN VI: The Secret of Saurous Rock - Lord Magtok
AMEN 007: Casino Ratavo - Saurous [Thread mysteriously missing]
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AMEN X: Call of Moonthulu - Castaras
AMEN XI: Raiders of the Lost Pie - PirateMonk
AMEN XII: Now pretty much equivalent to Final Fantasy! - Castaras
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AMEN XIV: A Growing Industry - PirateMonk
AMEN XV: Up to Eleven Days a Week- Vespe Ratavo.
AMEN XVI: Sanity's Requiem - PirateMonk
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AMEN XVIII: Idiocracy - PirateMonk

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Wanting to join? Simple:-

1. Wander aimlessly in.
2. Poke one of the current members until they hand you the paperwork.
3. If the aforementioned current member you poke kills you rather than hands you the paperwork, then repeat step 2.
4. Sign the mountain of paperwork, preferably in your own blood, although anyone's blood will do.
5. Prepare to have had your non-existant soul to have been sold to whoever gave you the legalese.
6. Congratulations! You're now an offical AMENite! Do random stuff! Kill people! Make things explode!

And if you're just visiting, then please do not leave muddy footprints in the base. All those who visit should be aware that AMEN take no responsibility whatsoever for any torture/evil practises/death that may occur to the individual visiting. Honest.

[Free Hand]

Cat materializes in the new thread, immediately he goes about redecorating before the other AMENites catch on, he summons several fiendish contractors to help him.

[Lord Magtok]

Oh, you'll wish you had...yes you will...just remember, my character is the friendly ghost. Ghosts from other properties tend to be rather less...benelovent.

Friendly? I've met velociraptors which were friendlier than that ghost-boy. If anything, that zombie child is an overprotective, egotistical fool who needs to be shoved in a vacuum cleaner and forgotten about for the rest of eternity.

[Volug]

*Masato projection walks in*

Ello Guv'nuh!

*Throws confetti*
*Walks out*

[Haruki-kun]

Congratulations on your New Thread!

*walks out*

People still invited to the Party!

[Free Hand]

((Oh yes, finished character bio on the wiki.))

Cat attempts to kill the next person that posts on the thread, he's armed with a block of cheese.

[PirateMonk]

PM dies horribly.

[The Bushranger]

Bushranger sneaks invisibly into the base, resolves that Magtok must die an even more horrible death than he already had planned, and gently knocks on Castaras' door, wondering if she's around.

[Shas aia Toriia]

Shas detects BR's invisible presence and attempts to smite him.

((yay new threads!))

And don't forget people, vote your neighbourhood fallen angel in as Fax Celestis in the playground! (In case there's any doubt, that's me)

[The Bushranger]

Being intangible as well has its benifits; Shas should have fun attempting to smite thin air, while feeling a strong sense of .

[Shas aia Toriia]

50% chance of hitting incorpreal being with a magic weapon. Meaning about 3of Shas'aia's attack will hit.

((Clearly, I'm not doing the 172 attack thing))

[PirateMonk]

PM probably detects BR on the base sensors, but doesn't seem to care.

[The Bushranger]

It appearing that Castaras is deadtimed at the moment, Bushranger becomes visible, gives Shas a wink, and then, upon being hit the next time - disintrigrates.

[PirateMonk]

PM walks over to Shas. "Hungry?"

[Shas aia Toriia]

Ummm. . . sure?

What the heck does that mean?

((Pink is thoughts by the way.))

[PirateMonk]

"Wait, do Fallen Angels eat?"

[CurlyKitGirl]

"Angel cake that hasn't risen yet. AKA: Fallen Angel cake."

[The Bushranger]

((That was a BR-Duplicate. Which was dismissed by BR-Prime, safely back in HALO, so as to mess with Shas' mind some. ))

[Shas aia Toriia]

Hey, I was supposed to be messing with your mind.

SHAS ANGRY!! SHAS SMASH!! In a well-mannered and civilized elven way of course.

Shas telemeports to HALO.

[PirateMonk]

"Where is everyone? Celebrating Christmas Eve? Asleep?"

[Saurous]

"I think it's funny that the HALOans are more active in this base than we are."

[PirateMonk]

"Only ten out of twenty-one posts, even if you count Shas."

[CurlyKitGirl]

"I think it's because HALOites are trying to redeem us before Christmas Day."

[PirateMonk]

"Or possibly for New Years. That is, after all, the traditional time for Judgement Day."

[Copacetic]

Congradulations on your new thread! And have many more! Good-bye! *flee*

[CurlyKitGirl]

"...I think they're celebrating our new thead in such a way as to make us feel annoyed that they've had six when we've had one or two. So much for being Good."

[The Bushranger]

BRP pokes his head into the thread. Or simply redeeming you, one character at a time...

Oh, and wish me luck, 'cause I'm off to do last-minute shopping at a place more evil than you guys: Wal-Mart.

As he leaves...is that a chuckle coming from the sewer system?

[PirateMonk]

"Good luck."

[Saurous]

Saurous notices the chuckling sound from the sewage system, and sighs.

"Great. The sewage is laughing again. It looks like I'll have to flush the whole damn plumbing system again."

[PirateMonk]

PM runs in.

"Hey, while tracing the founding of the Association and pursuing my Ayya obsession, I found out two things:

First, Ayya logged on once in August.

Second, Saurous enjoys eating halflings!"

I agree, halflings do taste delicious