A Dyscworlde WereWolfe: Dei In Machina

[Vampiric]

Well monkey nuts. @^ Yeah, there is at least one more baner...

[Ominous]

Auditor one: What's a banner?
Auditor four: Baner. It's a role tha...
Auditor two looking in a big book of rules: A baner is a role that has the ability to choose one person to protect at night. The protected person will not die, if they are targetted by the mob. In some games the baner is not allowed to protect themself. In games with two or more mobs, if more than one mob attempts to kill the protected person, the kill succeeds. Variants include the bodyguard, who dies in place of the chosen person.
Auditor one: So that means that the MCSC will be more effective with their night kills?
Auditor four: Correct.
Auditor one: Which means more living things die?
Auditor four: Correct.
Auditor one: So this was a good thing?
Auditor four: Not exactly. The baner could protect us from being killed by the MCSC.
Auditor one: We can't die. We simply cease to be, and that only happens when we break the rules or gain individuality.
Auditor two mumbles: Chocolate.
Auditor four: And, as the MCSC has some wealthy members, they can afford lots of it.
Auditor one: So this was a living thing that we wanted to die later in the game?
Auditor four: Correct. His death at this time was unfortunate.
Auditor one: Well, we could have saved him.
Auditor four: That would have broke the rules.
Auditor two: And we would have had to have gotten in that river.
Auditor one: This game is very strange. Who wrote the rulebook to it?
Auditor two looks at the book's binding: The god of time-wasting forum games.

[Zombie pixe]

((gah, a banner dead ))

what, some creapy guy died?

thats a good thing right?

[GuesssWho]

Mad giggling will be heard upon the wind for many, many nights to come. See you guys.

[Hexed]

((Hum, mixed feelings here. Happy to be still in the game, but also feeling a bit guilty. No unnecessarily risqué posts from me from now on, I promise!))

[Zar Peter]

END OF NIGHT 4

Lord Vetinari stands up from the Thud board.

Well, that was a nice game. Very… unorthodox moves you showed me, Lady Sto Helit.

I learned from my Grandpa. He wasn’t so in tactics, just rush in and take the pawns, he said.

Yes, yes, true words. Anything happened in the city Lord Samuel?

Samuel Vimes observes the miniature of the Discworld, especially the part around the circle sea.

Hmmm, ten minutes ago I saw a small flash of light in the shades. Now there is a small orange glowing spot there. Not so big as yesterday but I think there’s someone having fun blowing up my city. Wondering what’s going on there.

*cut *

View over the shades. A patrol of Watchman, lead by a big shape, marching through the shades.

Com on yu bunch of lazy men. We have to quet… questo… ask this very suspisis… person.
Wait for it… (*Is reading a small map*) … down at cattle market… turn left at Tobacco Road… right into Trotters Lane… Corporal Littlebottom! Where are we now?

Trotters Lane Nr. 9, Sir!

Right, two houses down there. Nr. 11, there it is.

Sgt. Detritus knocks at the front door* and enters the staircase. Quick the company runs upstairs till they reach the third floor.

((* With knocking Sgt. Detritus opens nearly every door))

Mr. Lamech? Are you here? We have to open the door! There are several charges we have to question you!

What? Me? Why?

The Watchmen can hear the voice is going away from the door. Then they hear someone opening a window. Sgt. Detritus knocks again and runs to the window. Lamech is just at the window frame trying to get outside. Detritus accelarates but unfortunatly a desk is standing in his way. He stumbles and flys to the open window, pressing poor Mr. Lamech outside. Instead of reaching the fire stairs he nearly reaches the wall of the opposite house and falls three floors down to his death.

Uh Oh. This was bad luck. But he must have been guilty, he wanted to flee.

* cut *

Same scene, but you can only hear the voices of Seargeant Detritus and Lamech. Short beyond the window in the third floor there is a climber. His dark clothes indicating that he might not wanted to be seen in the darkness but unfortunatly he attracted two, also dark cloaked figures in the street.

So, this is our next target then. Why does he climbing here at the wall? Is he a burglar?

No, no, he owns the bank and the Post office. I think does this just for sports.

Sports? How mad! Did you place the bomb correctly?

Yes. I still think it’s a little bit exaggerating to blow up the whole house just to get this guy but you are the boss.

Hey! I have the permission to destroy as much of the city as I can as long as it’s in the shades. Come on, stop talking and light the fuse.

A cigarette is lowered, you hear a fizz and few seconds later there is a huge flash of light. The two figures are already two streets away and still accelerating.

* cut *

Back up in Death’s realm.

Well maybe Lady Sto Helit’s grandpa can tell us what happened when he’s back.


Summary:
Lamech was killed by the Night Watch (Masons). He was a villager.
Phantom Fox (Moist von Lipwig) was killed by the MCSC. He was Sgt. Detritus (Night Watch)

[PhantomFox]

(Okay, 3 deaths in three games within close proximity to each other. Someone's got something against me. I swear.)

[Zombie pixe]

hello there Cohen, and HAMISH!!!

um...

have you seen a small nieve man walking around anywhere?


*points a Dr. Bath*

[blademaster42]

Sergeant Detritus experiences an extremely uncomfortable sensation. As if someone walked over his grave maybe? He staggers to one side, nearly crushing The Silver Horde (Dr. Bath) He apologizes quickly and stomps back to the watch house.

[EmeraldRose]

Rob? Di' ya just see a bunch a' empty blanket lookin' things hangin' out over there? O.O

I dinnae kin wha' ya're yappin' aboot. Quiet and lemme think!

But Rob, it's righ' there...

Where?

There!

*points at Ominous/ the Auditors*

I dinnae see anything, ya cowards!

*sounds of fightin'*

[Chunklets]

Willikins had a cold. He huddled miserably in the back pantry of the Sunshine Home for Sick Dragons. His feet were firmly planted in a tub of steaming water, there was at least one mustard plaster slathered on his chest, and his head was over a pungent bowl containing a variety of herbs thoughtfully prepared by Lady Sybil. Unfortunately, she had used both herbs and dosages more appropriate for the treatment of ailing swamp dragons, and Willikins was fairly sure he could feel scales growing on his ears. He was also vaguely worried that he was going to explode. But mostly, he was miserable.

"This is all Ominous'/The Auditors' fault," he thought to himself, inhaling another searing lungful of "Dr. Hookum's Guaranteed Dragon Cure-All!! Good For Scale-Rot, Chest-Gout, Flame-Damp, and Wing-Boils!! Not For Internal or External Use!! Keep Out of Reach!!"

[Andre Fairchilde]

Correct me if I'm wrong - Up for AUTOLYNCH:
Travelling Angel
Zeratul

Also - Unless other ZP corrects the update time/date - day ends 72 hours after Day 5 Started.
Which means... (looks at calendar...)

DAY 5 WILL END TUESDAY FEB 6TH
4:00 PM Eastern Standard Time U.S. (-5 GMT)

So, let's get voting 'cause we need out of the void...

[The Bushranger]

Death of Rats continues on his duties. Musing on how The Auditors (Ominous) always seem to twist the rules to favour felines...

[A Rainy Knight]

The Bursar, in a fit of "brilliance," suddenly realizes that the only fishies - no, bunch of thingies is a better word - who could manipulate (that means cut the grass) all the players on the spoon are The Auditors/Ominous. Before he has time to act on it, a pretty butterfly flies past the window, and everything is forgotten.

[Kasz]

A random citizen notices a bunch of old people (Dr. Bath) and flees towards home before they can kill and pillage everything.

[Skippy]

"Hmmm... This calls for some analysis... Gee, I wish I wasn't dead... It only worsens things... I wish someone would fix all this mess... Aren't there supposed to be some auditors or something for these matters?"

[Vampiric]

A frog sat on the edge of a pool of water, contemplating all of it's life: what it had achieved, how it had affected the way of life in the pool. It found this quite hard however, with only "--mipmip--" to be able to describe these thoughts. It then hit upon a revelation! "--mipmip!--"*

Of course! the answer to all life's questions! Answered in that single moment. Obviously, the Auditors couldn't let that happen, and so disposed of the frog.

The only witness to this crime had this to say: "--mipmip--"**

Unfortunately, not even Mr. Slant could prosecute with this evidence, and they were released on bail.


*42
**It was Ominous!

[Haruki-kun]

Imp y Celin stares at auditors (ominous), and then continues to play.

[Fin]

((Sorry no RP time))

Points at Dr Bath

[Hexed]

Twoflower is confused as the man with the glass eye stalks off before he can take a good iconograph. In fact, the entire crowd seems to be breaking up as fast as it turned up. "Hey, don't move so much, it confuses the imp!". It doesn't help much. "Rincewind, let's seek out Cohen(Dr. Bath). At least he knows how to pose.".

[whitehelm]

Now where's this bandwagon coming from? I point at radikalskippy for now.

[Ominous]

Auditor one: Why are they pointing at us?
Auditor four: They are trying to lynch us.
Auditor two: That's just silly. Why would we want to be in the MCSC?
Auditor four: We don't think they are lynching us because they think we are in the MCSC. We think they are lynching us because we want all of them to die.
Auditor one: Good point.
Auditor two: Perhaps we should have been quieter with our plotting.
Auditor four: Indeed, so what should we do now?
Auditor one: We think we should point at everyone who points at us.
Auditor two: We can't do that. We can only point at one person.
The Auditors continue their debate as more and more people point in their direction.

[Helgraf]

Having finally finished that gods-awful sausage-inna-bun, this strange fellow looks around. Not seeing CMoT Dibbler in sight, he lets out a sigh of relief.

"Ys ay nyghtmyre yf fyllyngs ynd mysynry. Ynd symeyne myst be blymed fyr yt.

*points at Ominous* Yr cynstynt bybblyng ys dysryptyng myne cyncentrytyyn!"

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*The llama ponders what to do and who to point at when a small pixie appears

HEY!!! LISTEN!! You should point at Ominous.
Gah! You're not even in this game! Why should I point at Ominous. No one has given a real reason.

Yeah and it makes perfect sense. Trust me. I survived the last game I was in so I have to be good at this sort of thing...right?

Ummm...yeah....that makes sense.
*The llama points at Ominous while the pixie flits around.*

[Madmal]

The luggage drops a bag on frilly dresses on Dr. Bath

[topher]

Strange to see a bandwagon going so well when no one has presented any sort of argument. For now I’m interested in seeing what banjo has to hide. He’s been involved with every lynching thus far. Why is he trying so hard to fit in?

[Raiser Blade]

Point at ominous

[zeratul]

((Soory, I've been forgetting to post in my structured games roles))

Zeratul looks around with a pair of comically oversised binoculars, and looks at Dr. Bath "Quick, get the vandal! Beware the Ides of March!"

[Dr. Bath]

They keep pointin' at us, Cohen! Why're they pointin'?! Always pointin'. We ain't done nuthin' wrong! says Truckle the Uncivil.
Well, when was you last here? replies Cohen.
When I came to steal the- oh.
Yeah. You see why they might point at ya a little bit. Just a little bit.
I 'spose. But we're not doin' anything wrong this time! You even made me give that money I found to the fat lady.
Cohen sighs, You didn't find the money, Truckle. You took it from some corpses.
Nuthin' wrong with lootin'. It's acceptable practice. It's not like I-
Ah!
What now? Oh. Yeah 'This is one o' those times' isn't it.
Yeah
Well fu- fudge that Truckle throws the laundry that just landed on him over his shoulder, passing right through an Auditor, which starts and looks around,
"What just hit me-" *pop*

[DarkCorax]

Lu-Tze points at the dhlang (Ominous) "They must be stopped before they destroy time. Again"

((I reckon we have a "wolf" and a proxy bandwagon here, the results of this day ought to be interesting...))