AMEN XXI: All that is necessary for evil to succeed is that good men do nothing

[PirateMonk]

"Catgirls in the dungeon?" PM suggests.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

"Quite possibly dungeons in the catgirls."

((Zoom-out to a view of a dungeon, in a slightly cartoony esophagus. Suddenly, a rumbling.
"Oh shi-" The wizard is cut off midsentence by a hairball rolling through the passage, Indiana jones style. Only the rogue survives, weeping for her lost comrades. She makes her way to the end of the esophagus, er, passage, and forces herself throught he narrow opening in the strong sturdy door. She gasps in horror. In front of her is a sea of roiling acid, and corroding food. A skeleton is washed up in front of her dangling feet, with the scant remains of the metal breastplate covering its body.))

[Saurous]

((Great. Now I know I'm going to have nightmares or at least some freaky hallucinations for the rest of the week. Thanks a lot, Gwyn. ))

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

((Sorry, I felt inspired. Oh, and, what do you expect? Join AMEN and not have creepy nightmares?))

[Haruki-kun]

((Sorry, I felt inspired. Oh, and, what do you expect? Join AMEN and not have creepy nightmares?))

Any chance we could have nightmares that are not creepy?

..........wait........

[PirateMonk]

((AMEN XXII: Side effects may include insomnia, nightmares, nausea, and... something.))

[Haruki-kun]

((AMEN XXII: Side effects may include insomnia, nightmares, nausea, and... something.))

It's perfect! AMEN XXII! We'll put it between XXI and XXIII!

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

((Insomnia, Nausea, Nightmares and Nigglywumps))

[Raider]

AMEN XXII-Will the true villians please stand up?

AMEN XXII- Yes, we sell cloaks

[PirateMonk]

"Hey, it's only page 15, a little early to be coming up with multiple new thread titles."

[Lord Magtok]

Yeah. We should be busy doing stuff like this instead.

An anvil falls on PM, crushing his wee little halfling bones.

[PirateMonk]

"Hey, I'm not a halfling!"

[Haruki-kun]

Haruki picks up the anvil and drops it on PM, crushing his NON-halfling bones.

Better?

[PirateMonk]

PM, having had an anvil dropped on him twice, makes no answer except a gargling noise. A pool of blood begins to form.

[Goblin Music]

Someone recites poetry

[PirateMonk]

PM tosses a frag grenade at the poet. "I'm bored, let's do something. We could burn down that orphanage again."

[V Junior]

Saura, slightly surprised at the speed at which this event occurred, abruptly grabs James by the throat and begins shaking him back and forth.

"I know you did this! I have no actual proof, but I know for certain you caused this!"

G! James dies, and turns into the shiney necklace, which is then nicked by a meerkat.

Meanwhile, the eruptions turn the world into a pool of molten lava. Which is then thrown into the Sun. Which then explodes, due to the amount of latent power entering it.

((By latent power, I mean Max...))

[Uncle Festy]

+++out of cheese error+++redo from start+++

The world returns to it's last save point.

[PirateMonk]

PM casts Dispel Plot on the Earth, destroying all the volcanoes. "France is boring, let's go somewhere else." He walks off to a control room.

[Haruki-kun]

PM casts Dispel Plot on the Earth, destroying all the volcanoes. "France is boring, let's go somewhere else." He walks off to a control room.

What are you even doing in France anyway? Wanna have fun? Visit Las Vegas! There's a lot of Evil to be smote! And if you get bored of that, there's a lot of Good to be smote too!

And there's.......

............................You're just gonna blow up Vegas, aren't you?

[PirateMonk]

"Yup." PM presses a button in the control room, causing Las Vegas to vanish into a mushroom cloud. "I'll just fly around, see if there's any good landing spots." The floor rumbles as the base starts to take off.

[V Junior]

The necklace glows red, and the meerkat holding it flops to the ground, dead. The necklace disappears, and the meerkat gets up. It begins speaking - in James' voice!

Whaaat? Normally, taking a meerkat's life does the trick! I'm now stuck in a meerkat's body! THIS ISN'T FAIR!

He wanders over to PM.

How about a new reality?

His eyes (well, the meerkat's eyes) glow green, and the base finds itself in a clearing surrounded by jungle. It's a whole new world to slaughter in!

Try to move it, and, well... I can still kill you in this form.

[PirateMonk]

"I'm willing to take that chance. Your player isn't even here, what are you going to do to me?" The base takes off, launching into orbit.

[Raider]

Shovels scratches his head and yawns.

"Anyone up for a game of hide and go seek? It seems as though the villagers that I was playing with have all been found......and tagged."

Shovels stashs his blood soaked sickle against his other weapons of death and destruction.

[Shas aia Toriia]

Shas walks in the front door and turns Raider's head to pie.

Mmm. . . Pumpkin pie. . .

[Raider]

Shovels slices a piece and consumes himself.

"Why must I be a mobile fridge?"

[Shas aia Toriia]

Shas takes a bite of Shovels, but spits it out.

Bleck! Worst pumpkin pie ever!

[Raider]

Shovels stares at the winged gender-neutral elf and unleashes hell upon.........it's body........with a turkey baster........and somehow it ends with Shas being stuck in a hamster cage.

[Shas aia Toriia]

How am I in a hamster cage?

Shas telprots out of it.

[Saurous]

Shas suddenly finds him/herself in a bare dungeon corridor. Suddenly, the ceiling and floor begin arguing over who gets to eat Shas first. The wall then reaches out and devours him whole.

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