AMEN XXI: All that is necessary for evil to succeed is that good men do nothing

[sheepofoblivion]

DAMIT you got the rug dirty, now we'll have to clean it... .... damm.... *messes up corpse*

[Saurous]

"Why exactly are you still hanging around here, oblivious sheep? Last I checked, you aren't an AMENite and a member of Commodore's LAW."

[Raider]

In his less then perfectly choreographed slaying technique, Shovels somehow cuts off his own head with a pitchfork and falls into a fishtank filled with piranhas.

"Umm............guys, could you maybe get me a headless barbie or something?
I have dozens in my room."

Thankfully the piranhas don't seem to like pumpkin but otherwise are starving.

[sheepofoblivion]

"Why exactly are you still hanging around here, oblivious sheep? Last I checked, you aren't an AMENite and a member of Commodore's LAW."

Well... Obviously because... ... I have no idea *teleports out of thread*

[PirateMonk]

"Does anyone know where Vespe put my paladin?"

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok leaves the room, comes back, and then chucks a barbie doll at Shovels.

I don't want to know why you have a bunch of decapitated dolls, do I?

[Saurous]

"I would think a headhunter would keep the removed heads of dolls rather than the decapitated bodies."

Saurous boredly flips around in the air, annoyed at the fact that his resurrection is taking so long.

[PirateMonk]

"Yay! We're in Structured Games? Who wants to come light werewolf villages on fire and take over Mafia cities?"

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Gwyn shrugs. "I have nothing better to do."

He carefully steps around bits of angel, and PM's body.

[PirateMonk]

"Okay, let's go!" PM runs off to a WW village.

[Saurous]

Saurous sighs.

"And once again PM starts a mundane Werewolf village attack that will never actually get finished.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Gwyn strides along.

When they reach there, he asks PM

"Are we aiming to kill or capture?"

[PirateMonk]

PM thinks it over for a moment. "Set on fire," he eventually decides.

[Haruki-kun]

"Yay! We're in Structured Games? Who wants to come light werewolf villages on fire and take over Mafia cities?"

Yeah.... I had to PM a mod to move both threads. My Sloth has been attacked.

You guys go ahead, I'll just stay here and put knives, swords and other pointy objects in all your beds watch TV.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Gwyn shudders.

"Why do I have this funny feeling someone's putting knives, swords, and other pointy objects in my bed?"

[Haruki-kun]

Gwyn shudders.

"Why do I have this funny feeling someone's putting knives, swords, and other pointy objects in my bed?"

Vespe did it, I swearz!

[Goblin Music]

Yar! that he did

[Lord Magtok]

A robot bows before Magtok.

He can't do anything to your bed, sire. Some faulty robots set it on fire five minutes ago.

Oh, okay. Thanks.

...Wait. You guys set my room on fire?!

Magtok panics, and runs towards his room, flailing his arms in the air and looking for a fire extinguisher.

[Raider]

Shovels somehow balances his demonic pumpkin head on the "Bikini Madness" line Barbie and begins examining his new body.

"Hey..........I look good. This is a great replacement until I can figure out how to reattach my old body."

Shovels climbs out of the fish bowl and takes a short glance down his top.
"Attacking Werewolves? Eh why not, lycanthropes need to be massacred too.
O that reminds me"

Shovels picks up Sweet Tooth off the couch with his amazing doll strength and shoves him into the fish bowl, along with "accidently" knocking the entire can of organ brand fish food in with him.

"I love my job."

[Haruki-kun]

Don't worry, Magtok! I've got the fire extinguisher!

*gives*

Wait, was that the fire extinguisher or the gasoline squirter? Why do these people even have gasoline squirters.....?

[Saurous]

"The gasoline squirter was either Zeratul's or PM's idea."

Saurous hmms for a moment, and then attempts to possess Haruki.

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok takes the gasoline squirter, and runs into the room. Shortly afterwards, a large inferno rises from the room, and Maggy fails to return from the room.

[Raistlin1040]

Aeon walks out of his room with a guitar. He sits down and plays Wonderwall by Oasis.

[Haruki-kun]

"The gasoline squirter was either Zeratul's or PM's idea."

Saurous hmms for a moment, and then attempts to possess Haruki.

Haruki glares at Saurous.

You're attempting to..........

*is possesed*

[Saurous]

As soon as Saur gains control of Haruki, he looses balance and falls flat on his back.

How does he stay balanced with these things on his back?

[PirateMonk]

PM runs back to the base, grabs a gasoline squirter, returns to the village, and begins spraying the buildings and villagers with gasoline.

[Haruki-kun]

In Haruki's mind

No, Saurous, it's not easy..... my wings actually weight 50 kilograms. Each.

[PirateMonk]

PM notes that Gwyn has fallen asleep and lights the village on fire laughing gleefully. He then comes back to the base. "Anyone up for some Mafia?"

[Saurous]

Haruki, who is now flailing about on the floor trying to pull himself back up, abruptly shouts:

"Screw you PM! Screw you and all your pointless slaughtering of towns!"

[Lord Magtok]

A fresh Magtok clone shows up, and points a shotgun at Haruki, trying to decide whether to splatter his head everywhere, or target his chest and take out an internal organ or two.