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    Had a dream

    Some guy tried to mug an old guy. The old guy summoned a bear. The bear ate the muggers face and disappear. Then something happened. I won free cupcake somehow.

    Snack Attack

    Conjuration (Summoning)

    Level: Bard 3, Drd 3, Rgr 3
    Components: V, S, F/DF
    Casting Time: 1 round
    Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
    Effect: One or more creature summoned creatures, no two of which can be more than 30 ft. apart
    Duration:
    1 round
    Saving Throw: None
    Spell Resistance: No

    This spell summons a number of creatures. They appear where you designate and acts immediately, on your turn. They attack your opponents to the best of its ability but prefer to used bite attacks if avaiable.

    A summoned monster cannot summon or otherwise conjure another creature, nor can it use any teleportation or planar travel abilities. Creatures cannot be summoned into an environment that cannot support them.

    The spell conjures any number of creatures. The sum of the HD of these creature cannot exceed 10. You choose which kind of creature to summon, and you can change that choice each time you cast the spell. All the creatures summoned by this spell must be an animal, magical beast, or vermin.


    Bonus!

    Cupcake

    Conjuration (Creation)

    Level: Sor/Wiz 0
    Components: V, S, M
    Casting Time: 1 minute
    Range: 0 ft.
    Effect: 1 cupcake
    Duration: 1 hour/level (D)
    Saving Throw: None
    Spell Resistance: No

    You create a cupcake. You choose its flavor and whether it has icing and/or sprinkles. The cupcake is low sodium.

    Material Component
    a pinch of salt
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    1) Can the cupcake be poisonous?

    2) Snack Attack's ability to summon Magical Beasts is potentially dangerous. A number of Magical Beasts have high CR for their HD, and while they're only there for a single turn, there's got to be ways to exploit that. Phase Wasps, maybe? What were their HD?

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    Cupcake is the best spell ever!
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    Low Sodium?
    Good day, sir!

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    "I summon an arsenic-flavored cupcake!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonofzeal View Post
    "I summon an arsenic-flavored cupcake!"
    Oh, it's okay. It's only arsenic-flavored. No arsenic included.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Collin152 View Post
    Oh, it's okay. It's only arsenic-flavored. No arsenic included.
    Ah, that's okay them.

    Can the toppings contain potassium benzoate ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Collin152 View Post
    Oh, it's okay. It's only arsenic-flavored. No arsenic included.
    Its like the lead flavored toys my parents bought me as a child....
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    I just realized an Exploit, it says the cupcake can be summoned without frosting or sprinkles. That is not a cupcake, that is a muffin. Therefore this spell can effectivly duplicate Summon Muffin, a 2nd level spell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloddyredcommie View Post
    I just realized an Exploit, it says the cupcake can be summoned without frosting or sprinkles. That is not a cupcake, that is a muffin. Therefore this spell can effectivly duplicate Summon Muffin, a 2nd level spell.
    HIT IT WITH THE HAX STICK!!!!1!!1! (breaking useless spells FTW)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloddyredcommie View Post
    I just realized an Exploit, it says the cupcake can be summoned without frosting or sprinkles. That is not a cupcake, that is a muffin. Therefore this spell can effectivly duplicate Summon Muffin, a 2nd level spell.
    muffins typically contain less sugar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Collin152 View Post
    muffins typically contain less sugar.
    True...Oh, and I checked some erratas, apparentally summon muffin was always intended to be a 0th level spell, it was misprinted as second level in Complete Baker
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    My Homebrew:Synchronized Swordsmen,Dual Daggers,The Doctor,The Preacher,The Brawler
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloddyredcommie View Post
    True...Oh, and I checked some erratas, apparentally summon muffin was always intended to be a 0th level spell, it was misprinted as second level in Complete Baker
    oh nice, that rule glitch was right up there with the anti-osmium nuke!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloddyredcommie View Post
    True...Oh, and I checked some erratas, apparentally summon muffin was always intended to be a 0th level spell, it was misprinted as second level in Complete Baker
    Complete baker was 3'd edition anyways, wasn't it?
    Explains why Mithril Chef was so brokenly overpowered.

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    Mithril Chef was not overpowered! Seriously, I'm sick of people saying this all the time. The culinary classes are all underpowered next to full casters, and CB just gave them all the boost they needed to compete!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mewtarthio View Post
    Mithril Chef was not overpowered! Seriously, I'm sick of people saying this all the time. The culinary classes are all underpowered next to full casters, and CB just gave them all the boost they needed to compete!
    Mithril chef gave them spellcasting level abilities in addition to their cooking!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mewtarthio View Post
    Mithril Chef was not overpowered! Seriously, I'm sick of people saying this all the time. The culinary classes are all underpowered next to full casters, and CB just gave them all the boost they needed to compete!
    oh Puh-leeze Mithral chef was the new monk for crying out loud
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    Default Re: Dinner time (spell)

    True...Oh, and I checked some erratas, apparentally summon muffin was always intended to be a 0th level spell, it was misprinted as second level in Complete Baker
    Yea, but if you use the Kick it Up A Notch metamagic it is cast at second level anyways. And why would you cast that spell without the proper metamagic to optomize it?

    Edit: I was a Saladborn, Saucerer 7/Flambeist 4 so dont argue with me.
    Last edited by Stormthorn; 2008-03-18 at 11:43 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninjalitude View Post
    oh Puh-leeze Mithral chef was the new monk for crying out loud
    Not neccissarily, if you gave one Rapid Baking (CB P:65) and bought an Amulet of Almonds (CB pg 82) it could get pretty powerful.
    @ stormthorn: Dunno, my DM banned Kick it Up a Notch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloddyredcommie View Post
    Not neccissarily, if you gave one Rapid Baking (CB P:65) and bought an Amulet of Almonds (CB pg 82) it could get pretty powerful.
    Amulet of Almonds made them all better.
    Who'd play without one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Collin152 View Post
    Amulet of Almonds made them all better.
    Who'd play without one?
    Unfortunately, the DM gave my Mithril Chef the Nut Allergy flaw to help "balance" the class.

    What do you suggest I wear instead? It's too late to retrain out of the class....

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    See if your DM will let you buy a wand of Flour to Cake Flour, (or just learn the spell yourself), then take the feat Improved Desserts and an Amulet of Ice Cream.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloddyredcommie View Post
    See if your DM will let you buy a wand of Flour to Cake Flour, (or just learn the spell yourself), then take the feat Improved Desserts and an Amulet of Ice Cream.
    Uh, oh, somebody call Admiral Ackbar, 'cause it's a trap! Seriously, Improved Desserts is a waste of a feat. Just take a dip in the Elemental Chef PrC for Affinity (Fire), and you can stick with creme brulees ever after.

    Oh, and fyi, Imp Desserts and the Amulet of Ice Cream don't stack. It's in the errata.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mewtarthio View Post
    Uh, oh, somebody call Admiral Ackbar, 'cause it's a trap! Seriously, Improved Desserts is a waste of a feat. Just take a dip in the Elemental Chef PrC for Affinity (Fire), and you can stick with creme brulees ever after.

    Oh, and fyi, Imp Desserts and the Amulet of Ice Cream don't stack. It's in the errata.
    Really? Geeze there goes my next build, I was going to go for a Pastry Chef5/Cream Master5
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    I just recommend going into Envoy of Dionyseus. Just till level 5, after that the intoxication DC's get too messed up to be worthwhile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Collin152 View Post
    I just recommend going into Envoy of Dionyseus. Just till level 5, after that the intoxication DC's get too messed up to be worthwhile.
    Nah, we already have an Envoy of Dionyseus. Hmm, Maybe I'll go Pastry Chef until I qualify for Chocomancer.
    Last edited by BRC; 2008-03-19 at 12:09 AM.
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    My Homebrew:Synchronized Swordsmen,Dual Daggers,The Doctor,The Preacher,The Brawler
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloddyredcommie View Post
    Nah, we already have an Envoy of Dionyseus. Hmm, Maybe I'll go Pastry Chef until I qualify for Chocomancer.
    You'll suffer from MAD that route though. If you really want to go Chocomancer, I highly recommend using Cheesemeister for the Fondue Bonus synergy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonofzeal View Post
    You'll suffer from MAD that route though. If you really want to go Chocomancer, I highly recommend using Cheesemeister for the Fondue Bonus synergy.
    I already rolled up my stats, I got a 16 and 17 so the MAD shouldn't be a problem. Besides, my DM uses the optional Spoiling rules for cheesemeisters, which makes them really annoying to play.
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    My Homebrew:Synchronized Swordsmen,Dual Daggers,The Doctor,The Preacher,The Brawler
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    Hurray for improv games!

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    Question. Anybody know the best route to go for a rolling pin focused pastry chef? Of course there is the obvious ones like Lucky Roll and Diabetic Substitution: Splenda. I am just curious if anyone has any ideas on an advanced build setup.

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