Dinner time (spell)

[ChazFox]

Question from a new and interested player:

What class might I want to pick if I were interested in making cheesecake?

[Stycotl]

well on the one hand, i was embarrased that i found this whole dialogue so funny.

but on the other hand, i really did find it pretty funny. you can all take a bow.

aaron out.

[Nomadic]

Question from a new and interested player:

What class might I want to pick if I were interested in making cheesecake?

That would actually be the pastry chef's area of expertise. Cheesecake falls under their summon desert ability. Just don't forget to take the cake decoration feat. That makes your cheesecakes even more deadly.

[BRC]

That would actually be the pastry chef's area of expertise. Cheesecake falls under their summon desert ability. Just don't forget to take the cake decoration feat. That makes your cheesecakes even more deadly.

If you want to focus on cheesecake, I would suggjest going Pastry Chef/Cheesemeister.

[Pie Guy]

But where is the spell that lets you eat your dinner without cooking it?

[sonofzeal]

But where is the spell that lets you eat your dinner without cooking it?

Not sure about spells, but there's always the Ring of Intestinal Fortitude +5....

[lothofkalroth]

if the cupcake and or muffin is low sodium, then why is the material component a pinch of salt?

[Pie Guy]

Salt makes the world go round!

[Collin152]

if the cupcake and or muffin is low sodium, then why is the material component a pinch of salt?

For the chlorine, obviously.

[sonofzeal]

Also, the secret to optimized low-sodium foods is to not leave salt out entirely, which is why Skill Focus: Micro-measurement is so valuable.

[Lev]

Cake

Illusion (Glam)
Level: Sor/Wiz 1
Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: Standard
Range: 10 ft.
Duration: 5 Minutes/level (D)
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: No
You create an illusion of a cake 9" radius by 6" height, you may choose the scent, design and may put any number of illusionary candles on it.
While near this illusionary cake you gain +8 to bluff checks regarding cake.

Material Component
A small cube adorning a heart symbol.

[Beelzebub1111]

The Cupcakes only last for a very short time...You should probably give them an instantaneous duration. That way, they won't vanish inside an anti-magic field.

Also, Snack Attack can be a bit broken, do they get a standard attack or a full attack...That, and Magical beast leaves open 10-headed hydras for 10 1d10+5 bite attacks, at +14 each.

So that gives a fifth level character a potential 10d10+50 damage spell not including any critical hits.

[Peregrine]

This thread just made my whole weekend.

Question from a new and interested player:

What class might I want to pick if I were interested in making cheesecake?

I think there's a thread over in the Roleplaying Games forum that's turning into a handbook on this sort of build. Well, that's what I got from the thread title, anyway...

[Chaos117]

Edited for clarity:

Cake

Illusion (Glam)
Level: Sor/Wiz 1
Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: Standard
Range: 10 ft.
Duration: 5 Minutes/level (D)
Saving Throw: Will disbelief
Spell Resistance: No

You create an illusion of a cake up to 18" in diameter and 6" high. You may choose the scent, design and may put any number of illusory candles on it.
While near this illusory cake you gain +8 to bluff checks regarding cake.

Material Component
A small cube adorned with a heart symbol.

Response: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXzr5...layer_embedded

[Heliomance]

Wow, I've never heard of Complete Baker before, I'll have to look it up. Is anyone running a game in the PbP forums? It sounds awesome.
This is the internet, so just in case I'll confirm that I do know this is a joke. Except the bit about being interested in a game. That's real.

[Maralais]

I almost fell from the chair laughing.

[Vaynor]

The Red Towel: Thread necromancy.