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2008-03-25, 12:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Most dread inducing phrase a GM can speak?
What do you think are the most terrifying words a GM can say when running a game?
Personally I think Champions has the most terrifying possibility:
"Combat phase one. Villain acts."
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2008-03-25, 12:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Most dread inducing phrase a GM can speak?
*arbitrary die rolls behind screen*
*big smile*
"You are absolutely certain that your meal isn't poisoned"
*bigger smile*
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2008-03-25, 01:00 PM (ISO 8601)
Re: Most dread inducing phrase a GM can speak?
"Everybody, tell me exactly where your character is and what he's doing, and roll initiative."
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2008-03-25, 01:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Most dread inducing phrase a GM can speak?
"For this game my NPCs can use the diplomacy rules on you."
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2008-03-25, 01:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Most dread inducing phrase a GM can speak?
I personally think "Make a spot/listen check." followed by silence is the worst thing you can hear... or rather, not hear, as the case may be.
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2008-03-25, 01:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Most dread inducing phrase a GM can speak?
"Roll for initiative."
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2008-03-25, 01:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-03-25, 01:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-03-25, 01:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Most dread inducing phrase a GM can speak?
"hey guys, I just got these new books with these new rules in them. I so wanna give them a try"
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2008-03-25, 01:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Most dread inducing phrase a GM can speak?
I don't think my players ever really listened to me after the first session I ran. They just stared REALLY hard at my face, looking for signs of a sadistic look in my eye or that subtle lift on the right side of my mouth. Something like this actually:
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2008-03-25, 01:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Most dread inducing phrase a GM can speak?
"For the next part of the game, there will be no violence."
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Rizban: You could be all, "Today's Destruction is brought to you by the color green.... I HATE GREEN!" then fly off mumbling to yourself "Seven... seven bats... mwa ha ha ha..."
Don't mind me. I'm just going to have some post traumatic flashbacks in the corner here and sob uncontrollably.
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2008-03-25, 01:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Most dread inducing phrase a GM can speak?
This one was from a session just a few days ago.
"Heh, if you screw this up, you are going to hate me."
This was followed by the characters bickering behind a door for 6 rounds.
The second worst was from the last session: "You weren't supposed to have killed him..." It was the commander of our cleric's army.
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2008-03-25, 01:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Most dread inducing phrase a GM can speak?
"The dragon is in season."
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2008-03-25, 01:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Most dread inducing phrase a GM can speak?
Personally I'd go with the "are you sure?" question that tradditionally means 'you're insane, but now at least I've warned you' - the dread is usually confined to other PCs in the (sometimes literal) blast radius.
I also regularly borrow my favourite quote from Knights of the Dinner Table, which is "Saving throws are a crutch for the weak." (thank you Wierd Pete)
My all time favourite from a player-point of view was when I was playing Elric! a few years ago, with a GM who brings new meaning to the words Low Fantasy. Having stolen cabbages to survive in a previous game, he was keen to point out that his new campaign would be more High Fantasy... After one of the characters ended up in prison for a few weeks he proudly proclaimed his High Fantasy credencials by saying: "I didn't even roll to see if the guards sexually abused you during your stay."
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2008-03-25, 01:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Most dread inducing phrase a GM can speak?
Of course, the worst thing to hear actually isn't heard. Rather, it's seen: A Gigantic Cheshire Cat smile. While a sadistic smile tells you that it's gonna hurt, the cheshire cat smile tells you the DM is planning something truly malevolent.
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2008-03-25, 01:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Most dread inducing phrase a GM can speak?
“Hmm I'm out of minatures and have used all my dice as well. I'll be right back with some tin foil.”
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2008-03-25, 01:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Most dread inducing phrase a GM can speak?
I'll second "Are you sure?"
"Does anyone have any extra minis?" is a close second.
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2008-03-25, 01:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Most dread inducing phrase a GM can speak?
"You win the game. Congratulations."
That evokes the following reaction from the players:
"You mean we'll have to wait until you prepare a new game? That sucks."I use black for sarcasm.
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2008-03-25, 01:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Most dread inducing phrase a GM can speak?
"Make a Bluff check."
"Hah! I rolled a 19!"
"..."
"What?"
"..."
"WHAT IS IT?"Half-Orc Scout by Magioth
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2008-03-25, 01:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Most dread inducing phrase a GM can speak?
Really, 'roll for initiative' is pretty hard to beat.
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2008-03-25, 01:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Most dread inducing phrase a GM can speak?
"Well, that's amusing" after making dice rolls
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2008-03-25, 01:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Half-Orc Scout by Magioth
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2008-03-25, 01:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Most dread inducing phrase a GM can speak?
In this situation I'm going to house rule that...
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I really hate unannounced and undocumented house rules, especially ones made up on the fly. I think that it is one of the worst things that can happen in a game.
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2008-03-25, 01:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Most dread inducing phrase a GM can speak?
"Oops", during combat, right after a NPC gave a prophecy that the one currently fighting had to be present at a certain event in order to save the world, was pretty dread-inducing. (turned out, he'd just critted and rolled 98 on the percentiles to confirm. Not fun)
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Saph:It's surprising how many problems can be solved by one druid spell combined with enough aggression.
I play primarily 3.5 D&D. Most of my advice will be based off of this. If my advice doesn't apply, specify a version in your post.
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2008-03-25, 01:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Most dread inducing phrase a GM can speak?
This is Shirley, our new player. She's also my girlfreind.
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2008-03-25, 01:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Most dread inducing phrase a GM can speak?
"The DM's girlfriend" isn't really that bad. Though I'm used to Nerd Couples so there you go.
I'm going to say, in general terms, that big grins are the worst communication signals a GM can ever give. In specific game terms, well.
"Let me explain to you about the Kukla.."
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2008-03-25, 01:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-03-25, 01:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Most dread inducing phrase a GM can speak?
It's not really a phase, but my DM has two tubs of figures. One is the 'safe' Malteasers tub, containing Medium/Small critters. We use it every session, due to general low-levelness.
So, we're in trouble when the whisky container of Large upwards figures comes out...
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2008-03-25, 02:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Most dread inducing phrase a GM can speak?
DM-who-strongly-believes-in-dice-mojo: "*eye twitch* Hang on, I'm going to need my pewters for this."
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2008-03-25, 02:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Most dread inducing phrase a GM can speak?
That gives me an idea.