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    The Legend of THE BEAST



    You are THE BEAST. You know only savage instinct. You recall nothing, save your BESTIAL FURY. How did you get here? What happened? You don't care! Because you are THE BEAST.

    Rules:

    This is an interactive story inspired by Microbe (who is the best) as well as the other interactive stories on this forum.

    THE BEAST is strong. THE BEAST can maul stuff. THE BEAST cannot talk. THE BEAST cannot swim well. THE BEAST is always hungry.


    This is your first sight when you wake up. What will you do??


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    The Legend of THE BEAST Reader's Guide! By Bitzeralisis!
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    [QUOTE=Bitzeralisis;4347422]
    The Reader's Guide to THE BEAST
    Disclaimer: Any information in this color is not Official official. It may or may not be the general opinion of the THE BEAST reading Playgrounders, and completely reflects the opinions of the author of this guide.

    Basics!

    Terminology!
    • Inherent Ability: Any ability, extraordinary or supernatural, that was gained through means other than consumption and are supposed to be perfectly permanent if not tinkered with outside forces. Examples: Beastial Rage, Monster-Eating-Equals-Power-Gaining (whatever that's called), Augmentation, Swapping.
    • Power: Any ability, extraordinary or supernatural, that was gained through the consumption of another creature.
    • augment (lowercase 'a'): The combining of two powers to gain a better power.*Suggested to be called "Combining" by Bitzeralisis
    • Augment (capital 'A'): The act of permanently giving up a power to gain a boost to another power for a temporary amount of time. A discarded augmented power splits back to the two powers that had combined to form it, and THE BEAST gains a single power for each power that had combined to form the augmented power.
    • Swapping: The act of removing a Power that we currently have for another Power that we could have had in any other point in the storyline.


    Powers!
    . Spike Tail <<Augment: Crystal Tail>>
    . Stone Armor
    . Night Vision
    . Shark Teeth
    . Gills
    . Scent
    . Ram Horns
    . Sonic Roar [ Combined +Slug Spit = Sonic Spit ]
    . Slug Spit [ Combined + Sonic Roar = Sonic Spit ]
    . Slug Tail
    . Shark Tail
    . Four Stomaches
    . Hammer Tail
    . +3 Claws
    . -5 Wings
    . Second Head
    . Fire Breath
    . Spider Climb

    Inherent Abilities!
    . Beastial Rage: A boost of strength!
    . Herbivority: THE BEAST only eats meat, you crazy!
    . Power Absorption: The ability to absorb powers from eating other creatures!
    . Augmentation: Give up a power, and use the energy from absorbing the proteins in it to gain a temporary boost in energy! The energy is used towards accomplishing otherwise impossible feats and making a power ten+ times as powerful!
    .Swapping: Switch a power for another one that THE BEAST could have had at any point in the story! No penalty, except for a time penalty (maybe)? Also, permanency status unconfirmed...

    The BEASTiary!
    . THE BEAST: Is you! THE BEAST is strong! THE BEAST likes meat! THE BEAST can't talk! THE BEAST is capitalized, and in bold!
    . Kidd Sloth: Is THE BEAST's cape and companion! Kidd Sloth is nearly indestructible! Kidd Sloth is currently in the captivity of the Humans, thinks us.
    . The Wolf: Is THE BEAST's nemesis! The Wolf has Power Absorption and Swapping, and possibly Beastial Rage! He is currently on the Beast Squad side of the battle!
    . The Blue Thing With Spikes! (Name Uncomfirmed, obviously, you silly!): Is has assisted THE BEAST in defeating The Lion! It's currently on the Beast Squad side of the battle! It only eats... fish? I forgot already. Somebody tell me what it eats...
    . The Invented Creatures: Is been reeducated by the Humans to work for them! We must shun them for their betrayal by killing them! They are the winning creatures from Abardam's Monster Contest.
    . The Humans: Is being mean to us! They have spike-shooting wood things, sleep-causing pokey round things, talking holey circles, big hard-to-destroy containers, and the ability to make funny noises! They must be destroyed for taking Kidd Sloth, capturing us, and... um... THE BEAST cannot understand such sentences! THE BEAST was hurt by the Humans! So The Humans pay, you silly!
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    ( Err, notice that it is made in paint?)
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    Break one of the bones to make you a pointy and useful tool to hunt, peel off skin and scratch your back.

    On a second tought, break both the bones to make an additional tool (dual wield!!!!)

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    Chomp on the small tree. Because you are hungry.
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    pick up a bone and start hitting the tree with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bayar View Post
    Chomp on the small tree. Because you are hungry.
    THE BEAST does not consume vegetables, you crazy! Only meat!

    Quote Originally Posted by Caracol View Post
    Break one of the bones to make you a pointy and useful tool to hunt, peel off skin and scratch your back.

    On a second tought, break both the bones to make an additional tool (dual wield!!!!)

    Acquired 2 broken bones!

    Woah! What's this??


    Finned tail-spiked creatures have emerged from the bushes to suck the marrow from your bones!! (No not the broken bones in your hands.)
    Last edited by Abardam; 2008-04-16 at 08:42 AM.
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    Have a tea party with them.

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    Admit defeat. If evolution has finally produced the fabled "Land-Shark," you've been Darwinized...

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    Um...maul them?
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    *stab stab stab stab*
    *nom nom nom*
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    Trade your bones for a passage through the river. If not working, maul and stab them hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nameless View Post
    Have a tea party with them.


    ...wait.





    They are mad!

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    *stab stab stab stab*
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    Oh no you only have two bones!

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    Hope you get mutant land shark powers...

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    Tame him and breed him with other creatures.
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    Open your mouth wide. Eat it with a CHOMP! It is already flying at you, and can't change direction in midair... Unless it has wings.
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    Well so long as it's up there, why not utilize it as a hat to get ahead in the faashion world, or whatever savage equivalent you have. Eat the other two as sushi, you can look sophistomucated by crossing your legs while doing so.

    Alternatively, you can freak out and scream like a little girl in bullet time.

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    This... Is...


    BEYOND QUALITY!


    I vote for the tame and breed idea.
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    Slap it off my head and squash it with my feet. Then have a nice barbeque in which the main course is largely consisted of my former beastly friends.

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    YAY TEA PARTY!

    Now hug the thing on your haid and say "I shall name you squishy and you shall be my squishy and I shall love you and hug you"

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    Use that one as a hat and the other two as gloves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nameless View Post
    YAY TEA PARTY!

    Now hug the thing on your haid and say "I shall name you squishy and you shall be my squishy and I shall love you and hug you"


    Quote Originally Posted by Devigod View Post
    Well so long as it's up there, why not utilize it as a hat to get ahead in the faashion world, or whatever savage equivalent you have. Eat the other two as sushi, you can look sophistomucated by crossing your legs while doing so.


    What! THE BEAST is evolving!!



    THE BEAST has evolved into... well, something with a spiked tail.

    Exposition time! Whenever THE BEAST eats something he gains some of its characteristics!



    This is still your location. What to do now?
    sorry to:
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    Take the two rocks near the tree and throw them in the water.
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    Eat a bush and grow an afro.

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    Climb the tree using your spiked tail as a support.

    (also, eat the bird in the previous panel)

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    Eat the bird to gain its powers, and also eat your new hat to gain more of those land-shark magics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blayze View Post
    Eat the bird to gain its powers, and also eat your new hat to gain more of those land-shark magics.
    NO!!! The hat shall not be touched!!!

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    But... But... Afro...

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    NO!!! The hat shall not be touched!!!
    It's either the hat or the afro, unless THE BEAST plans on putting his hat somewhere else on his body.

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    Or even better, the hat ontop of the afro!

    He could be like Robert Plant!

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    Knock trees over and use them to make a bridge over the river.

    Also, See if you can attatch one of the bones to a branch, creating a throwable spear.
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