AMEN XXIII - For every Action, there is an Evil and Opposite Reaction

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[PirateMonk]

"You forgot to link to the previous thread in the index."

[Haruki-kun]

"Done, I think."

Now, where were we? Ah, yes. Draken's elemental..........

Meh, I'll leave you guys to deal with that."

[PirateMonk]

"And remember to credit Uncle Festy for the thread..."

[Shades of Gray]

What's happening with the secret of Phase's room?

[Goblin Music]

we have to wait till Phase logs on Scorchy

[sheepofoblivion]

it was greek fire?

[Uncle Festy]

((Yay! i iz hasez creditz!
Oh, and Haruki? You might want to fix the grammar for #6 on the list. It's so much of a mess I'm not even sure what it should be anymore. kthxbi.))

[Phase]

A large, purple tornado appears in the center of the base. Out from the very depths of the tornado steps a small, fiddlin', frog. The fiddilin' frog hums a few notes before leading into a fiddlin' solo.

"Oh smack my whiskeys! I gots a pie, m'lord!

The frog then vanishes, and Cat awakes. Everything is as it was, in Phase's room.

[Shades of Gray]

Hmmm... Interesting...

Tari pulls out a charm,

charm, show me what Phase has been up to in this room!

the charm should show the past week's event's it probes my mind to only show useful stuff.

[Phase]

The charm has an error message.

SCANNING
AREA
TOO
LARGE

The same would happen with any other methods of magical scrying.

The room remains. The foyer, with the sack and all members of operation S.P.R.I.G. except Uncle Festy. The room in which Uncle Festy currently sits. Two other doors, one in the center, and one to the right.

[Flickerdart]

Flickerdart uses long poles to pry open both doors at the same time.

[Phase]

The center door doesn't budge, but the door to the right cracks open slightly...

[Haruki-kun]

A crack! The door is craking open!

Haruki bursts through the door stupidly.

[Phase]

Haruki has stepped into a small, dark corridor. A flourescent light suddenly flicks on. The room is about four by twelve feet, and appears to be lok a hall of sorts. there are four doors on the left side, four doors on the right, one at the end of the hall. They all have signs on them that cannot be made out from this angle.

[Uncle Festy]

Uncle casts Detect Magic, studying the entire room, searching for magical influence.

[Haruki-kun]

Haruki runs at the door at the end of the hall.

"Looks dangerous....... let's open it!"

He opens the door.

[Phase]

The room in which Festy casts the spell glows slightly. The mirrors on the walls, however, glow a bright purple.
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The door opens, in seems to be made of Silicon. Haruki steps into a very small room, with one door at the other end. This door also appears to be made of Silicon. A large sign on the door reads:

Warning!
Warning!
Danger!
No Trespassers!

[Uncle Festy]

Uncle turns to the mirror. "Mirror mirror on the wall, what has Phase been doing in... hmm, what rhymes with wall? there's gotta be something... oh, whatever ... here?"

[Phase]

The shades in the mirror continue to traverse the glass. At Festy's question, one of the shades bangs the mirror with it's fists. It opens it's maw, driping with an unknown substance, Festy can see into the white, burning depths of the shade. It's hard to make out it's exact features, it appearing like a living shadow. The shade bangs it's fists against the mirror again, and screechs deafiningly:

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPEEEEEEEEE!
HAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLPEEEEEEEEEE

[Uncle Festy]

"Who are you, and what do you want?"

[Phase]

The shade continues to bang on the mirror. More come from the sides and join the first shade. They make no mark on the mirror...

[Flickerdart]

Flickerdart drags over a floodlight and snaps it on, pointing the dazzling beam of light at the shades.

[Goblin Music]

GM walks in to the room with the mirror

[Uncle Festy]

Uncle hefts a baseball bat, and contemplates it for a moment. "Hmm, maybe... nah, too easy." He places a hand on the frame of the mirror, keeping his hand away from the mirror itself, and says, "Legend Lore."
((*celebrates the awakening of the forums from their half-dead slumber*
_{Uncle Festy in no way supports celebrating the awakening of anything from a half-dead slumber. Despite not supporting it, Uncle Festy reserves the right to laugh at the results}))

[Phase]

The shades don not react to the lights. More come from the mirrors and pound on other mirrors around the room.

The second Uncle Festy reaches to put his hand on the glass, the shades at that mirror start shaking their heads and pounding harder. When Festy touches the glass to cast the spell, his hand begins to sink into the mirror.

[Uncle Festy]

He places a hand on the frame of the mirror, keeping his hand away from the mirror itself,

((Bolded for emphasis.
Just because I'm a super awesome psychic ninja doesn't mean you have to godmod me into doing what I would have done otherwise. ))

[Phase]

((Smart man, I missed that, Redo!))

The second Uncle Festy reaches to put his hand towards the mirror, the shades at that mirror start shaking their heads and pounding harder. He casts the spell. Images pour into his mind, horrible images, images of terrible things, torture, mutilation, terror. The shades in all the mirrors clutch their temles and shriek in agony, before all backing away from the mirrors themselves. Festy is picked up, and thrown across the room.

[Haruki-kun]

Being the polite Angel he tries to be (breaking and entering aside), Haruki knocks on the door and calls out.

"Hey? Anyone there? Phase? Don't make me get Chompy!"

[Phase]

((Remember, Phase is still outside, lurking the halls of the main base.))

No one answers the door. A slight rumbling can be heard on the other side.