AMEN XXIII - For every Action, there is an Evil and Opposite Reaction

**wojonatior** · 2008-05-08, 02:18 PM (ISO 8601)

But, the movie said pincushion.

**V Junior** · 2008-05-08, 02:24 PM (ISO 8601)

((Okay, I know most of you are ranting about Junior being over-powered [to be honest, she's getting boring], so here goes...))

Junior laughs, then snaps her fingers. When nothing happens, she frowns.

Why hasn't Saur's head exploded?

She tries again, same result. Then, she slaps her forehead.

ARRRG! This place has descened so far into Chaos and non-reality that it's fallen out of Nature completely! I'm now just a sword-weiding ninja!

Oh well, time for the old-fashioned way...

She shoves a lit firework into Saur's head. It explodes.

((Oh, yes, I'm changing name. Sorry for any confusion.))

**Saurous** · 2008-05-08, 03:06 PM (ISO 8601)

V would be simply putting a load of fireworks into a pile of shredded mush.

"I'm already dead, you dumb broad! Somehow getting shoved through a cheese grater does that."

**Haruki-kun** · 2008-05-08, 03:23 PM (ISO 8601)

"It's a giant cheese grater. Give me some credit."

He then turns to look at Junior.

"....................oh hai!"

**Shas aia Toriia** · 2008-05-08, 04:20 PM (ISO 8601)

Shas walks in.

Ooh! New AMEN member! Can I smite him! Please! Pretty please!!

**Saurous** · 2008-05-08, 04:32 PM (ISO 8601)

Saur glares at Shas.

"Get out, Shas," The ghost says, crossing his arms. "As a celestial being, shouldn't just consorting with us be enough to have your powers removed, your wings ripped off, and have you thrown into a pit of flames?

For the local group that is against law-breakers and evil-doers, there sure are a lot of you HALOers that seem to have questionable morals and ethics."

**Flickerdart** · 2008-05-08, 04:48 PM (ISO 8601)

"I'm all for that one planet where we get the cool technology as well as slaves and plunder." Flickerdart pitches in. "We could use my teleporter if I had a teleporter...what's this? A HALOer? Unless you want to go on a slaying and enslaving rampage with us (which I don't see why you wouldn't, it's grand fun) I suggest you kindly go to hell."

**Uncle Festy** · 2008-05-08, 05:05 PM (ISO 8601)

"Just let the crazy angel kill the n00b. Besides, it should be fun to watch."

**Mr. Moon** · 2008-05-08, 05:44 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by wojonatior

AHHHH! GETS IT OFF!!!. Baris(nickname) then proceeds to grab whatever is on his head and throws it at Haruki.

Phase diverts it to himself in mid-air and looks sternly at No-Punc. He then examines the object.

The object sticks to Baris' hands, it apears to be an egg, glued to No-Punc's hand with some thick, sticky webs.

**wojonatior** · 2008-05-08, 05:58 PM (ISO 8601)

Since the egg is sticking to Baris's hand, he uses his ki energy to project some force out of his hand, which detaches the egg.

**Haruki-kun** · 2008-05-08, 06:04 PM (ISO 8601)

"Oh.... Baris is doing stuff. Interesting. Let's watch....."

**Mr. Moon** · 2008-05-08, 06:10 PM (ISO 8601)

The energy doesn't apear to do much, but after a few moments, the egg starts cracking, as if it's about to hatch.

**wojonatior** · 2008-05-08, 06:21 PM (ISO 8601)

This time he manifests his ki as a little blowtorch attached to his hand, which will hopefully eradicate the egg and the web. If that dosen't work he swings it around his head a few times, then smashes the egg into moon called.

**Flickerdart** · 2008-05-08, 06:41 PM (ISO 8601)

Flickerdart joins into the madness, throwing his billowing cape over the struggling Baris. "Cape's enchanted for indestructability, boy. Don't bother trying to cut it."

**wojonatior** · 2008-05-08, 06:54 PM (ISO 8601)

Baris ends it by turning ethereal and reappearing 20ft away.

**Mr. Moon** · 2008-05-08, 07:14 PM (ISO 8601)

Unfourtunitly, much to Baris' horror, the egg remains stuck to his hand even after the teleport! The cracks are getting larger, and the shell is threatening to fall apart in his hand. From inside the egg comes a soft murmering.

**Saurous** · 2008-05-08, 07:19 PM (ISO 8601)

Saurous remanifests into his material form. He then crosses his fingers and prays:

"Please be a xenomorph, please be a xenomorph, please be a xenomorph..."

**Flickerdart** · 2008-05-08, 07:19 PM (ISO 8601)

Flickerdart's cloak magically floats upon a gust of wind and drapes itself over Baris again, this time successfully.

**wojonatior** · 2008-05-08, 07:25 PM (ISO 8601)

Baris then pulls out a katana and tries to slice the webbing. After that he smashes the egg in with his foot.
(Also could anybody instruct me on how to make an avatar? Like what program i should use, basic techniques, Etc.)

**Mr. Moon** · 2008-05-08, 07:32 PM (ISO 8601)

The web-stuff is sliced off, but most of it ends up stuck to the katana. When No-Punc steps on the egg, he discovers a strange obsticle. When he lifts his foot, he discovers a small, blue-green fairy-like creature with butterfly shaped wings blinking up at him. Spotting it, Moon Called turns tail and leaves the room in a hurry. After a few seconds, something clicks in the small creature's large pink eyes. "Mommy?" It cries out, flying upwards to give Baris' face a hug.

**Saurous** · 2008-05-08, 07:43 PM (ISO 8601)

Saurous takes a single glance at the fairy-thing. He hisses and covers his face as a vampire would when they are forced into sunlight.

"The cuteness and bright colors! It buuuuurnssss!"

The necromancer then backs out of the room after Moon Called, his skin smoking inexplicably.

**Flickerdart** · 2008-05-08, 07:54 PM (ISO 8601)

Flickerdart stares at the hilarity for a while before throwing a puppy at the creature out of boredom and curiosity.

**Mr. Moon** · 2008-05-08, 07:59 PM (ISO 8601)

The creature flits out of the way, and the puppy ends up hitting Baris in the face.

**Phase** · 2008-05-08, 08:03 PM (ISO 8601)

Phase looks questioningly at the creature then sidles out of the room, following MC and Saurous...

**Uncle Festy** · 2008-05-08, 08:06 PM (ISO 8601)

"Heh. This will either be exceedingly amusing, or exceedingly disturbing. Probably both," says Uncle Festy to Phase as the two sidle out of the room.

**Mr. Moon** · 2008-05-08, 08:14 PM (ISO 8601)

"That thing that just hatched is a Fim. Don't be near them when they sing. Worse than Saphire." Moon Called shudders. "I almost feel sorry for the noobling."

**wojonatior** · 2008-05-08, 08:15 PM (ISO 8601)

Why is everyone afraid of a little black........ oh wait sorry it's not cute to me because i can't see color. Oh well time to kill a little fairy.

He then swing out one of his katanas, swings it around a few times, which gathers up energy in the runes on the katana, and points it at the fairy thing and disintegrates it.

**Mr. Moon** · 2008-05-08, 08:20 PM (ISO 8601)

After the ray of light clears, the Fim is still there, hovering in front of Baris. "Samewing? Whitesun not samewing, Mommy! Whitesun is Fim!" The small thing asserts, darting over to sit on Baris' head.

**wojonatior** · 2008-05-08, 08:31 PM (ISO 8601)

Baris holds out his hand for him to land in.

(where did the nickname no-punc come from?)

**Haruki-kun** · 2008-05-08, 08:33 PM (ISO 8601)

Haruki gives Baris a set of adoption papers and then walks out of the room, laughing.

"It would be cute if it wasn't so hilarious."

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