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Thread: Schlock Mercenary
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2008-08-28, 11:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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I don't feel sorry for them. If they hadn't made Lota angry by stealing food out from under Lota's nose, the wouldn't have to deal with being puny.
And yeah, Ebby's line was great. But not my favourite Schlock line of all time. That would be 'there is no overkill. there is only "open fire" and "I need to re-load."'Last edited by Destro_Yersul; 2008-08-28 at 11:50 AM.
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2008-08-28, 02:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-08-29, 07:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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*Sniff*
Poor Lota.
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2008-08-29, 12:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Logic: bane of AI's everywhere.
Oh, and another awesome line:
Elf: "Come on team, let's go paint the undefended town a nice shade of 'BLAM'"I used to do LP's. Currently archived here:
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2008-08-29, 12:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ooo, best lines?
"This socialism of yours sounds like democracy. I hate it twice."Lead Designer for Oracle Hunter GamesToday a Blog, Tomorrow a Business!
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Elflad
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2008-08-29, 01:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Avatar by the incomparable araveugnitsuga!
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2008-08-29, 03:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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"MON CANARD EST EN FUE!"
"Can we plead not guilty on the grounds of "That's not the way we did it"?"
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2008-08-29, 03:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oh yeah, that Arc had a lot of good lines
Also good:
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Elflad
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2008-08-29, 04:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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the comic is to long and good to find the best quote without going though the archives a couple of times, but i really think the recent
"How did it go?"
"Massey beat me up with big words"
was one of the better lines.thnx to Starwoof for the fine avatar
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2008-08-29, 04:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Elflad
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2008-08-29, 04:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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I have pretty good Archive-Fu; can you describe "the best quote" that you know?
but skimming the archives found these pearls.
"phillosophicaly speaking, there is no "safe" mode for a firearm. Thus the weapons i issue my men do not have any schmanzy-panzy Fire/save Swich.
-Oh well, they do now
thats not subtle. thats showing off"
still, there was also a awesome quote involving a koala dressed up like a cross between Bobba fett and Dr octopus, that i cant quite find.thnx to Starwoof for the fine avatar
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2008-08-29, 04:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Elflad
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2008-08-29, 06:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Man, that's a tactic that needs to be revisited.
Plasma-breathing amorph, anyone?Avatar by the incomparable araveugnitsuga!
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2008-08-29, 07:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Be careful how you aim that though - if Schlock gets jostled, he's losing a good part of his mind.
Now, the Sawed-Off Schlockgun? That's good times!Lead Designer for Oracle Hunter GamesToday a Blog, Tomorrow a Business!
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Elflad
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2008-08-29, 07:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-08-29, 07:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Elflad
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2008-08-29, 07:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Do it! Do it! Dooooooo itttttttt!!!
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2008-08-29, 07:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-08-29, 07:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Gotta nerf the Polymorph some, Schlock doesn't change color when he shapes himself (and he's commented on it, it's not just a visual cue for the readers).
To model amorphs absorbing one another: perhaps double XP gain when you defeat another amorph in "hand-to-hand" combat? Perhaps if killing another amorph levels you, you must take their class/key feat without prereqs or multiclassing penalties?Avatar by the incomparable araveugnitsuga!
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2008-08-30, 03:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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Ask and you shall receive.thnx to Starwoof for the fine avatar
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2008-08-30, 07:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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Well, the comic is called Schlock Mercenary.
The good sergeant just happens to like guns.I used to do LP's. Currently archived here:
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2008-08-30, 10:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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He obviously took Favored Enemy (Attorney Drone), too.
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2008-08-31, 05:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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ahh, found a new contender for most awesome quote.
http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20001213.html
Schlock; cant we grease the wheels with a little violence somewhere?
Targon; Violence isnt the answer.
Schlock; Medic! I think Targon is sick!.thnx to Starwoof for the fine avatar
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2008-09-01, 10:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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I very very much pity that anchorman. He has angered the schlock.
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2008-09-01, 10:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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I'm getting more a sense of confusion out of this interview.
Oh but yes, after Schlock gets chewed out by Masey (and possibly Tagon too) for making the company look even worse?
Mmm, yes, it's looking bad for Mr. Hannibal. And I think we all can remember what happened to the last man who angered Schlock.Lead Designer for Oracle Hunter GamesToday a Blog, Tomorrow a Business!
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Elflad
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2008-09-02, 06:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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2008-09-02, 09:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Elflad
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2008-09-04, 10:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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in my archive search for the ultimative schlock quote i have found this new favorite.
Oops, i think some of these walls are structuralthnx to Starwoof for the fine avatar
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2008-09-04, 11:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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*reads through linked old strips*
Huh. Y'know, I kind of miss the Ob'enn. The arrogance, the pretentious ship names, the incongruous fuzziness...
Pre-Fleetmind Petey, too.Play your character, not your alignment.
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2008-09-04, 01:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Well, I've just bought books two through three. So I'll be able to relive the good ol' days even when the power is out. As soon as they arrive, that is.
Yes, I got a numbered sketch edition of book two. How could I not?
Also, I want to see what Shlock does to the news-guy. If said news-guy is lucky, Massey will beat Schlock up with big words again, and Schlock won't be able to try anything. If he's unlucky, I'm sensing an ommmmmminous hummmm in his future.I used to do LP's. Currently archived here:
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My Games:
The Great Divide Dark Heresy - Finished
They All Uprose Dark Heresy - Finished
Dead in the Water Dark Heresy - Finished
House of Glass Dark Heresy - Deceased
We All Fall Down Dark Heresy - Finished
Sea of Stars Rogue Trader - Ongoing