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2008-07-28, 08:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Welcome to AMEN
Previous Threads:
SpoilerEvil Inc. Do-gooders beware! - Psyke_D [Thread Auto-pruned]
AMEN, Godmodding and Good Hating since, well, the last thread. - Rex Idiotarum
AMEN III: Revenge of the Munchkins - Rex Idiotarum
AMEN IV: Return of the Pogo - Rex Idiotarum
AMEN V: Rise of the Magtoks/Maggots - Rex Idiotarum
AMEN VI: The Secret of Saurous Rock - Lord Magtok
AMEN 007: Casino Ratavo - Saurous [Thread mysteriously missing]
AMEN VIII: The REAL one! - Fus.Weapon 1337
Amen IX: They just wouldn't stay away! - Korith
AMEN X: Call of Moonthulu - Castaras
AMEN XI: Raiders of the Lost Pie - PirateMonk
AMEN XII: Now pretty much equivalent to Final Fantasy! - Castaras
Amen XIII: Thread 1408 - Vespe Ratavo
AMEN XIV: A Growing Industry - PirateMonk
AMEN XV: Up to Eleven Days a Week- Vespe Ratavo.
AMEN XVI: Sanity's Requiem - PirateMonk
AMEN XVII: <insert witty title here> - Castaras
AMEN XVIII: Idiocracy - PirateMonk
AMEN XIX: Now Slightly Older Than Your Average Goldfish - Raistlin
AMEN XX: Welcome, Here's Your Accordion - Vael
AMEN XXI: All that is Necessary for Evil to Succeed is that Good Men do Nothing - Magtok
AMEN XXII: WARNING - Contents may Cause Insomnia, Nausea, Nightmares and Psychosis - Uncle Festy
AMEN XXIII: For ever Action, there is an Evil and Opposite Reaction - Haruki-kun
AMEN XXIV: The √of all evil- Shas'aia Toriia
AMEN Trophy Case:
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Want to join? Simple::
- Wander aimlessly in.
- Avoid the random AMENites/HALOers who will attempt to kill you.
- Poke one of the current members until they hand you the paperwork.
- If the aforementioned current member you poke kills you rather than hands you the paperwork, then you didn't pay attention to step 2. Repeat steps 2 & 3.
- Sign the mountain of paperwork, preferably in your own blood, although anyone's blood will do.
- Prepare to have had your non-existent soul to have been sold to
whoever gave you the legaleseour leader-by-default, Lord Walrus. - Congratulations! You're now an official AMENite! Do random stuff! Kill people! Make things explode!
And if you're just visiting, then please do not leave muddy footprints in the base. Also, please try to avoid bleeding all over the furniture. All those who visit should be aware that AMEN take no responsibility whatsoever for any torture/evil practices/soul stealing/spontaneous combustion/death that may occur to the individual visiting. Srsly.
Disclaimer:
AMEN is in a different reality than The Town. It is not a part of The Town, does not cross over into it, and does not follow its rules.
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2008-07-28, 09:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
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Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
*Cough*
"Ok.....where were we....Oh, right''
*Is/has/had whack/ing/ed/er Saurous with a Tuba/Trombone/Kazoo
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2008-07-28, 09:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2007
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- California (GMT -8)
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Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Popping in to say: Awesome Title!
Want an avatar? Shoot me a PM.
Current DYF Avatar by the fantastic Alarra
Awards/Trophies/Quotes
ABR: SDSB ArchiveSpoiler
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2008-07-28, 09:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-07-28, 10:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- The Steamboat
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Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
"Ahh... I love the scent of a new thread in the evening!"
Haruki picks up the remote and starts getting comfortable in front of the TV.
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2008-07-29, 07:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2008
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Phase goes back into his room, looking distraught.
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2008-07-29, 07:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2007
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2008-07-29, 07:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2007
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Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Kat rides into the room on a massive war elephant.
"Bow before your king! Yes!! Do it now!! Because I'm sitting on an elephant you have to do what I say!!"
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2008-07-29, 08:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Of course, nobody talks about the Elephant in the room.
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2008-07-29, 09:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Saurous stares at Cat and his giant elephant for a moment, before smirking and shuffling away.
He comes back a few minutes later, and drops a small white mouse in front of the elephant. He then walks to a safe distance.
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2008-07-29, 10:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- Over thattaway
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Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
SP, I think you deserve this.
Carlos pins a Stephen T. Colbert Award For The Literary Excellence to SP. With a knife.
Meanwhile, Vespe stabs Saurous for no adequate reason. You know, just like everything else we do.
Avatar and sig-banner by Mr_Saturn.
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2008-07-29, 10:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
SP collapses to the floor after being stabbed. He's just a pansy, don't worry about it.
Saurous, meanwhile, simply glares at Vespe.
"Vespe, can't you see I'm busy conducting an experiment here?" he asks, pointing at the mouse that he dropped in front of Cat's war elephant.
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2008-07-29, 10:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Saur, I'm all for science, but you really need to up the ante a little. Observe.
Vespe pulls out what appears to be a small comic-book looking laser gun and zaps the mouse with it. The mouse promptly turns purple and grows an extra eye and three more arms, which appear to have diamond tipped claws with small green liquid dripping off of them.
I mean, otherwise it's just not fair.
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2008-07-29, 10:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Saurous facepalms, for a lack of a better description.
"I'm not trying to get them to fight each other, I'm just trying to see if the war elephant's comedic overreaction to the mouse will injure Cat in some way."
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2008-07-29, 10:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Well won't the comedic overreaction be much more effective if the mouse is a hideous abomination and a mockery of nature?
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2008-07-29, 10:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
"No, it wouldn't. Elephants' fear of mice is a classic David and Goliath concept, so if you give the mouse scary features and poisonous claws, then you remove the entire intrigue behind the idea.
Basically, if you make the mouse big and tough, then the elephant doesn't fear it because it isn't as funny for something to be afraid of something freaky and hideous as opposed to something little and cute."
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2008-07-29, 10:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Well I'm still afraid of you, and that's funny.
Avatar and sig-banner by Mr_Saturn.
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2008-07-29, 10:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
"Yes, but Magtok fears Moon Called, and that's even more hilarious. Even with the greatsword threat and whatnot."
Saurous shuffles over to the mutant mouse, picks it up by the tail, and tosses it down a chute labeled "Potentially Poisonous Animal Disposal."
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2008-07-29, 11:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2007
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Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Kat eventually responds after the back and forth banter.
"Ha! That totally wasn't going to work anyway! Now observe as my sitting on this elephant makes me more powerful!"
A crown begins to materialize on Kat's head
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2008-07-29, 11:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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2008-07-29, 12:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
The war elephant scoops up the mouse with its trunk and eats it.
"Haha! see!? I could have used any old elephant but this is a war elephant! no mere mouse can frighten it! it eats mice for brunch and a little morsel after tea on Wednesdays as well!"
The crown fully forms over Kat's cowl, he grins in response to this.
"It worked yes! now I'm king again and theres nothing anyone can do to stop me now!!"Last edited by Free Hand; 2008-07-29 at 12:12 PM.
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2008-07-29, 12:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Saurous sighs, and shuffles off to wherever it is that he gets all his stuff, and comes back carrying a large elephant gun. He loads it, and aims at the elephant.
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2008-07-29, 12:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
"Lets see.."
Kat looks through a small notebook for something that could ward off this unexpected occurrence.
"Oh well this is just no fair at all."
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2008-07-29, 12:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Saurous smirks, and he aims a bit more up. He then fires both barrels at
CKat, rather than the elephant itself. Saur is knocked off his feet by the gun's recoil.
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2008-07-29, 12:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2007
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Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
"Mmphh!!"
Kat tumbles off his mount and impales himself on his on his crown in addition to having his jaw blown off by Saurous' gun. The elephant wanders off to find more mice to eat leaving Kat in a twitching and painful jumble.
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2008-07-29, 12:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Saur picks himself up off the ground, and loads two more rounds into the elephant gun. He walks over to Kat, and chuckles.
"Now, what was that about no one being able to stop you now?
I can't believe I actually hit you with this unwieldy thing, I'm normally a crap shot."
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2008-07-29, 01:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2007
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Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
"Well no one can like I said, except me!"
Another Kat hops over to the injured one and wrenches the bloodied crown from his abdomen and plants it over his own head.
"Don't you see? my greatness can't be contained in a single body!"
The other Kat groans, and Kat promptly kicks him.
"Quiet! Can't you see I'm gloating!!?"Last edited by Free Hand; 2008-07-29 at 01:02 PM.
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2008-07-29, 01:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-07-29, 01:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Ah but I was prepared for that! You see while I was gloating I also took the opportunity to replace your bullets with carro- Ahhgh!"
Two fresh looking carrots sprout from Kat's chest as he lands on his back.Last edited by Free Hand; 2008-07-29 at 01:21 PM.
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2008-07-29, 02:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Saurous looks down at Kat after picking himself up off the floor again.
"Huh. I suppose that works just as well."
Saurous then shuffles off, going in search of Kat's war elephant.