AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)

[LordVader]

Wait, who's counting the votes?

[Shas aia Toriia]

And you never will, for I (or somebody else) will always make the thread at 4 in the morning!

Also, we don't count votes. By this point in time, the next title will be Attack of the Klones.

[LordVader]

Cool. I made a thread title! Yay! :D

[Coplantor]

((OK, Klone wars it is! Congratulations man! Now that we have the name, shall we continue with the randomness and semi-pointless killing?))

[PirateMonk]

Wait, who's counting the votes?

((What do you take us for, some kind of democracy?))

[Fostire]

((What do you take us for, some kind of democracy?))

((Just to annoy you guys:))

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[Uncle Festy]

*twitches*
Gettoffa my thread, ya whippersnapper!
*eviscerates*

[PirateMonk]

((Puny heroes! You and your pathetic "democracy" shall be crushed beneath the heel of AMEN rule!))

[Vespe Ratavo]

Hey! Why are you guys talking in parentheses? First this talk of "democracy" and then player-character separation?

I won't stand for it!

By the way, I propose we all start using k's instead of c's in every word we use. I believe that if we do this, Kat will either begin using c's just to be different, or he'll snap entirely.

By which, I mean turn sane.

So I think it's worth a try. What say you, komrades?

[LordVader]

((Just to annoy you guys:))

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You're also a haven for undead and mass-murderers! Congratulations, you're on your first step to being the Vile League of Vileness!

"Komrade Vespe, that seems an excellent idea."

[Vespe Ratavo]

Why thank you...um...Kolonel. What's your rank, anyway? Not that it matters, because I'm still going to kall you Kolonel, bekause it sounds kool.

[PirateMonk]

You're also a haven for undead and mass-murderers! Congratulations, you're on your first step to being the Vile League of Vileness!

((AMEN's rivals always turn evil.))

"I support this idea of irritating fellow members."

[LordVader]

"I prefer Lord, but my Town kharacter is named Kolonel, so it's acceptable."

Oh yes, as you may have seen, needling the uptight, IC GLoG kharacters on War Island is quite entertaining.
"We're good, and you're supposed to be good but are being mean!"
*points to Fanboy killing hundreds of Vespe klones*


Hmmm...PM, maybe we should make turning HALO and the GLoG evil a project.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Hmmm...PM, maybe we should make turning HALO and the GLoG evil a project.

I whole-heartedly support this kourse of action.

[LordVader]

"Hell, you took the first step by promoting mass murder of your klones. And you now provide us with a man on the inside, who's also a mass-murderer, and an undead abomination, who is under mind kontrol, korrect?"

[Vespe Ratavo]

It's true, Fanboy has him under mind kontrol. However, if we can just manage to break the mind kontrol, we'll have me...no, me as a VAMPIRE able to utterly destroy them from the inside! Muahahaaha!

So how do we break the mind kontrol?

[LordVader]

"Actually, the fact that Fanboy is a mass-murdering undead abomination who turned another person into an undead abomination against their will and is now mind-kontrolling them should put the metaphorical nail in the koffin of him actually being good, wouldn't you say? The Marine sure thinks so."

The Marine is, of course, my HALO character and the one who's a bit at odds with the other members of HALO on War Island right now. Giving long monologues is fun!

[CommodoreFluffy]

The commodore walks in, wearing his black ops uniform, and slinging a black P90 with tactical attachments. He sits down and smiles grimly:
Now, Back to business, Where were we?

[LordVader]

"Well, we were just debating how to turn the GLoG and HALO evil."

[Coplantor]

((Just to annoy you guys:))

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Not kool, not kool at all!!!!

I think we we're planning to utterly korrupt both HALO and GLoG, on a more personal level, Im investigating the posibility of turning into a were-platypus, also, we're all using K's instead of C's in order to turn Kat re-sane.

[LordVader]

"Like I said, the GLoG's korruption has already begun. We just need to drive the stake into the koffin. And I'm sure HALO has its share of problems too."

[Uncle Festy]

"Well, we need to metaphorikally kut off the metaphorikal head – in other words, by konverting the kreators and kommanders of GloG and HALO to kompletely evil and loyal servants of AMEN, we kan kause the entire orginizations to bekome evil!
Oh, and there's something on your shirt, Lord Rod. It's a finger of death." Unkle will blast the krazy kreature from GloG to death, if at all possible.

[LordVader]

"Uncle Festy, as I've said, just look at Fanboy. Hardly the actions of a good kharacter. And he's pretty high up in there. But I doubt we'll be able to korrupt him into actually realizing that he's not good without korrupting that friend of his, Turtle or whatever her name is. A better idea would be to get Good Vespe out from under mind kontrol and thinking right again."

"As far as Halo, I have no idea, you kan ask Shas maybe."

[Coplantor]

I know that lord rod guy, I doubt that he is trully commited to goodness, we might korrupt him to have a mole infiltrated in GLoG's HQ

[LordVader]

"I dunno,anyone who has the big steel ones to run into AMEN HQ unsupported to annoy us has to be pretty brave.
I maintain that we need to get Good Vespe back, and make him BAD Vespe again. Ideally without them knowing. Or, we kould just konfront Fanboy with all the evidence against him being Good, ask why he's in the League, and then laugh as they tear themselves apart in vicious sectarian violence..."


((Changing text to SIENNA, too many Dark Reds.))

[Vespe Ratavo]

"I dunno,anyone who has the big steel ones to run into AMEN HQ unsupported to annoy us has to be pretty brave.
I maintain that we need to get Good Vespe back, and make him BAD Vespe again. Ideally without them knowing. Or, we kould just konfront Fanboy with all the evidence against him being Good, ask why he's in the League, and then laugh as they tear themselves apart in vicious sectarian violence..."

Again, I think that LV has the best idea ever, and we should all listen to him.

I'll see if I can't figure out how to mind kontrol that other Vespe myself through nanomachines. That's probably the best idea. Nanomachines kan do anything.

Vespe goes off to do so.

[LordVader]

"Yes, yes they can."

[Coplantor]

Good, now that we (and by we I mean you) have a plan we must set it in motion, when will those nanobots be ready for action? Do we (again you) have a plan B? What about contaminating FFF's will? And more importantly, we should stop doing the K's thing, if we infiltrate someone at either HALO or GLoG HQ, his accent must seem normal, we cant let a few K's ruin our (your) plan!


P.S: No evil inner monologues during infiltration either!

[LordVader]

"I say our backup plan is to konfront Fanboy and the rest of them and shove the evidence of Fanboy most kertainly not being Good back in their faces, and see how they like it. I think they won't. But Evil Vespe Turned Good Vespe And Vampire turned back to Evil Vespe should be our first plan. Much more subtle and reliable."

[CommodoreFluffy]

You know, we could just let them be "good" and pester them in the usual ways. The fact that they need to claim that they have a democratic governmental structure just sets them up for corruption anyways. It would be a lot more satisfying to see them slowly realize that their morals are false, and that they have destroyed themselves. But that's just me.



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