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2008-08-02, 05:24 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2007
- Location
- The Steamboat
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
"Do you have a Double-sided cross-examined giant-bladed hyphen-stocked giant sword with a large hilt?"
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2008-08-02, 05:29 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2007
- Location
- Over thattaway
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
I don't think so...oh, here it is. Vespe pulls one out of a bag of lightsabers and tosses it to Haruki.
Vespe suddenly collapsed, and became deadtimed. Go on...without..me...tell...Saurous...hello.
Avatar and sig-banner by Mr_Saturn.
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2008-08-02, 07:10 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2007
- Location
- Not there.
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
As the lightsaber is being tossed towards atomisized, the lightbeam spontaneously activates and skewers itself into the trash can demolishing the "Droyd"'s fancy Blue Mage hat.
"Ummmmmm, I don't think i'll be needing the saber, i am aDroydguy with a trash can for a body after all"
"Oh, and i'm asidekickmeat shield too"
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2008-08-02, 08:22 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Feb 2008
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Phase is seen sitting in a cafe, chatting with Red, the personification of Mars.
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2008-08-02, 08:58 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2007
- Location
- The Steamboat
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
After landing, Haruki goes up to Phase and Red.
"Hi, Red. Long time, no see. What's life like up here lately?"
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2008-08-02, 09:03 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Feb 2008
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Red looks at Haruki, then at Phase, then shakes his head.
"You had to bring them here, Phase. Do I encourage the Martians to go to your surface, to kill you? Why AMEN?"
Red walks away, Phase glares at Haruki.Last edited by Phase; 2008-08-02 at 09:04 PM.
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2008-08-02, 09:16 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2007
- Location
- The Steamboat
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
"Yeah, he was always like that. Neptune was cooler. And he threw the AWESOMEST Parties."
Haruki flies out into space towards Neptune. Yes, he can breathe in space.
"Hi, Blue."
"Hi, Haruki. How's life down on Earth?"
"Meh... can't complain. Well, yes I can, actually, a lot. But I'd rather not. They keep making up characters so they can be all high and mighty with them, but it's OK, cuz my player just called dibs on you."
"Why do you even pay attention to them? You know where they can go."
"Don't even THINK about making a joke about Uranus."
Blue-Green yells out. "I HEARD THAT!"
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2008-08-03, 01:17 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jun 2007
- Location
- In fallen Azure City
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Raiser sneakity sneaks into the new thread after a mysterious absence.
<.<
>.>
*burninates haruki*Spoiler
Look upon the Goddess and rejoice!
Mr. Scruffy is all knowing; he doesn't believe in squid bones, so neither should you!Bathatars!Blog!
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2008-08-03, 08:21 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2007
- Location
- London, UK
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Phase Vanashes.
...
What? He fell... through a... secret hole...
<_<
>_>
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2008-08-03, 09:41 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2006
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Saurous glances about the now-empty base for a moment. He then throws his arms in the air and cheers.
"Yes! All the idiots are gone! Hooray! I have the base all to myself, at least until the people that didn't go into space log on."
He then gives Shas a hearty kick in the side, and then sprints off in a random direction, laughing in jubilation.
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2008-08-03, 09:54 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2007
- Location
- GBMS
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Kat's head pops out of a hole in the ground, the rest of him quickly follows as he crawls out and rights himself.
"Everyones gone!? Then this means its just the two of us! forever!! This is going to be great eh?"Last edited by Free Hand; 2008-08-03 at 09:54 AM.
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2008-08-03, 10:18 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2007
- Location
- London, UK
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Rocks fall on Kat.
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2008-08-03, 10:52 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2007
- Location
- The Steamboat
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Haruki suddenly finds himself burninated.
"...well, that's new."
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2008-08-04, 02:42 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2007
- Location
- Not there.
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
While the mage is in his room, he is working on a piece of machinery. However, he needs a source of unparalleled stellar energy, which he concludes should be moonlight.
"Gah, it isn't even nighttime yet and I'm too impatient to wait for it. I need an immediate source of moonlight."
He walks around the AMEN base trying to find a source, and eventually feels like an idiot*
"Wait a sec.....idiot......"
So he goes to Phases door and tacks a piece of bark with the following:
Phase,
If you're full today, then come over to the lab where you can power up my project. If not, then I'll take whatever piece of fictional moon cheese you have on your head and dip Saurous in the fondue I'll make with it.
P.S. "Haha, there's a tack mark on your door"
-Unsincerely, the Bluest Mage
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2008-08-04, 04:25 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Feb 2008
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Way up on mars, Phase feels a disturbance in the force. As if he had a tack mark on his door!
"Do not want!"
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2008-08-04, 08:35 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2007
- Location
- Not there.
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Now that it actually IS midnight (or around midnight), the moonlight needed shone through the window in the room and a sudden bang of flash erupted in the Blue Mages room.
"AHAHAHAHAAHA, I did it!!!! The printer finally works!!! Darn thing was broken, but now it's fixed!!!!"
Another whurring sound follows the flash as a piece of paper comes out of slot.
http://20harlequin05.deviantart.com/...stume-44422667
(No, that picture nor the account is mine)
"Now i can finally improve my Bluey-ness!"
As an unknowningly moron that he is, he stuck the sign on his pelvis.Last edited by Atomsized; 2008-08-04 at 08:36 PM.
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2008-08-05, 09:43 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2007
- Location
- GBMS
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Kat crawls out from beneath the large boulder that happened to fall on him. He limps over to Nameless and beats him to death with a piece of it.
"Stop.. making.. posts like.. THAT!!! I swear.. huff.. you're worse then GM.."
Kat looks around.
"So lets make stuff happen already!!"
Kat declares its adventure time and leads the gang down to trash former AMENite rooms.
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2008-08-05, 10:00 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2006
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Saurous goblin punches (read as: kicks) Atom in the groin as he passes by, and then follows after Kat.
"I call Verandius' room. I need to get revenge on that little bitch, and destroying her belongings seems like a good way to start."
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2008-08-05, 10:18 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2007
- Location
- Not there.
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
The Mage bowls over in pain, but still manages to keep himself in a near upright position.
"ARGH!.............that........worked.......perfec tly"
*Ding*
-Goblin Punch Learned-
"Urgh......Next!"
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2008-08-05, 10:34 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2007
- Location
- Over thattaway
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Vespe uses Force Crush on Atom. If he survives the pure power of the dark side smashing him, breaking every bone in his body, crushing his internal organs, and then beating him against the ground a couple of times and flinging him at the wall at Mach 5, he'll find he's learned a very useful power.
Sorry to bother you all again, but I've been thinking about that Illuminati University game, and I can't decide if it should be AMENites only, or if we should make it an open invitation. What say you?
Avatar and sig-banner by Mr_Saturn.
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2008-08-05, 10:40 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2007
- Location
- GBMS
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Kat begins kicking atomsized's head while he's on the ground.
"Hey theres a sign that says we should kick him here! Well it would be rude not to komply!"
Kat does so. Following this he remembers he was going to smash other peoples stuff and skips off to Castaras' room to break things.Last edited by Free Hand; 2008-08-05 at 10:41 AM.
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2008-08-05, 10:44 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2007
- Location
- Over thattaway
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Vespe enters Exachix's room to go and break things, only to find that it's filled with fox-skin rugs.
...
Vespe takes one and sets it on the couch. Look guys, Exy's back!
Last edited by Vespe Ratavo; 2008-08-05 at 10:46 AM.
Avatar and sig-banner by Mr_Saturn.
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2008-08-05, 10:53 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2006
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Saurous shuffles into V Junior's room, and glances about at all the nature-based decorations and Japanese weapons for a moment. He snatches a valuable-looking tanto off one of the weapon racks, and then sets off on his work, purging the room with fire and salt. And zombies. Can't forget the zombies.
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2008-08-05, 10:59 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2007
- Location
- GBMS
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Kat looks at a rather large cauldron in the lab in her lab, then he looks at the massive array of equipment, ingredients and a rainbow of potions and pies. Kat immediately follows the most logical path and throws alot of potions and pies into the vat then turns the heat up to full.
"I should really get one of these lab thingimies!"
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2008-08-05, 11:10 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2007
- Location
- London, UK
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Runs around screaming/
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2008-08-05, 11:21 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2007
- Location
- Not there.
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
"HARGH!!!!!!!!''
*Ding! Ding!*
*Lies unconscientiously on the ground face up, but he is still able to endure more attacks*
"Is there a sprite with White Wind in the audience?"
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2008-08-05, 11:53 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2006
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
After a few minutes of loud, maniacal laughter, Saurous triumphantly walks out of the destroyed room accompanied by a pair of skeletons, both of which carry a large amount of expensive-looking Asian weaponry and shiny artifacts. Saurous slams the door shut behind them just in time to contain a loud explosion followed by a shoomphing sound as what is left of the room is blown up and then presumably sucked into a different dimension.
Saur then sends the skeletons off to deposit their loot in his quarters. He walks into the living room, and flops down onto the couch with a content sigh.
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Meanwhile, Maur walks out of the library, reading a Batman comic book. He almost trips over Atomsized.
"GAH! Dude, what do you think you're...oh.
Are your legs supposed to be bent like that, or should I go get a first aid kit?"
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2008-08-05, 12:00 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2007
- Location
- Over thattaway
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
Wimp. Vespe pulls a couple of medpacs out of nowhere, and throws them on Atom, restoring him to full health, mending his broken bones, and fixing his clothes (somehow).
Next, I'll teach you Force Lightning. Electricity shoots from Vespe's fingers and electrocutes Atom, revealing his skeleton (somehow). This one may take a while.
Avatar and sig-banner by Mr_Saturn.
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2008-08-05, 12:04 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2007
- Location
- The Steamboat
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
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2008-08-05, 12:21 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2007
- Location
- Not there.
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)
"Yeah, there is a downside that Blue Mages have low stat poin-"
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*
"You don't actually expect them to use it on you?"
A few second after he said that, a sprite-bot popped out of nowhere and spoke the following message:
"Thank you for using the Bluue Mage Insurance Program (c). However, we are sorry to inform you that the company has gone bankrupt due to the ever increasing amount of injuries occurring around the universes. This will also mean that any damage done to you will not be covered here on out, and our services will no longer cover any member of our program and our company will be closed. We greatly are sorry if you are hurt, on the brink of death, or dead because of our halted services, but because we have very powerful lawyers under our service with the little money we have left, you cannot sue with the hope of winning, so screw you and have a nice day"
With that, the sprite disappeared.
"Goddamit"