GLoG II: Now with 30% More Sporks

[Admiral_Kelly]

"Lex-Cat?" Nora asks, confused by this. "You did not tell me you had power over shadows."

[Fan]

Fanboy gasps, why is Happyturtle awake, and more importantly why is she following him into the showers?
Fanboy walked forward to give "Happyturtle" a hug, thinking she must have had those nightmares again.
(He is still fully clothed he did re-do his ninja cloth belt.)
*(daww simu'd, and why is stacy in the showers to?)
just ignore my post Lord Vader, she posted before I did.

[Saint Nil]

(Fanboy in the showers, Nora just "happens" to walk in? We know what she was really there for)

[LordVader]

"Lex-Cat?" Nora asks, confused by this. "You did not tell me you had power over shadows."

The person shrugs. "We've got to keep some secrets, don't we?"

((Who, exactly, am I imitating here?))
((EDIT: My person can't do fairy wings, it's got to be someone else.))

[Fan]

(Happyturtle it is then.)

Fanboy turns around stunned, that BOTH Happyturtle, AND Nora where in the shower room with him.
"Ummmmmmmmmm, I'm not really sure what to say here."
(your imitating Happyturtles loyal henchpixie.)

[LordVader]

((I don't know, my character can't really do wings, but I'll stretch it, fine.))
The fairy, or whatever, turns to Nora.
"Can you us leave for a moment, please? I need to talk to him in private."

[Admiral_Kelly]

Actually, Nora and Lex are just outside. Vader never said he entered the shower room.

"Alright..." She says, suspecting something is off before walking away slowly.

[LordVader]

((Well, I did originally and your character talked to mine, so I assumed a walk-and-talk kinda thing.))

As the door swings shut, the fairy walks towards FFF and makes as though to kiss him.

[Saint Nil]

(Pixie's gone wild!!!)

V I know, but it's still funny

[Fan]

(If he was following me, then he would have been in the showers.>.>
You know what its fine, i was going for comedic effect rather than anything else.)
Fanboy turns around, noticing the small fae entire the room.
"Oh, hello Lex-kat, I heard you outside, what exactly is it you wantedd to talk to me about?"
, then lex-kat moves to kiss him, the dimnutive faes lips, and boy moving out towards him.
"Lex-Kat, what are you doing, you know we cant do that, imagne who sad it would make your mistress."

[LordVader]

(( lols at Saint Nil. ))
"Shhhh." She puts a finger to her lips, and leans in.


((Have you seen Brawl Taunts?))

[Fan]

Fanboy's now rather suspious, Lex-kat would NEVER do ANYTHING to hurt her mistress even if it meant hurting herself. She was like LOYAL, like CRAZY LOYAL, and that isn't what he'd expect from the lex-kat he knew.
(detect alignment, zone of truth, and a detect magic spell.)
"Lex, whats your mistresses name?"

[LordVader]

Alignment checks out, no magic here. The fairy hiccoughs, much like an inebriated person, and says the correct answer to FFF's question. ((This person's a professional, they don't go in without info on the target. ))
The fairy then giggles, still sounding inebriated, says "C'mon, don't be a party-pooper", wraps both arms around FFF, and attempts to hug him to her.

[Fan]

(aww darn it, thoguht I had you there.)
"I'm sorry Lex-Kat, but I figured me, and HAppy are well together now, and I just couldn't do that to her."
Fanboy pushes her away.
(The power of PC love buddeh.)

[LordVader]

As he finishes his sentence, she shrugs and says "Shuit yourshelf.". She also stumbles forwards towards FFF, appearing to collapse.

However, as she does so, his attention presumably fixated on her upper body, one of her hands brushes near her thigh and then, holding something, whips up with incredible speed.

[Ashen Lilies]

(( Holy! Sorry for disappearing out last night guys, my internet spontaneously failed on me. Which sucks cause I seem to have missed PLOT and the creation of a new thread.))

*The room comes back into focus, and the first thing Khiansa realizes is a blinding headache. Coming to his senses, he looks around the room, finding it oodly different.
"Hello? Is anybody there? How long did the trance catch me out?"

[Fan]

(you do know shes about the size of a runt Chihuahua right?)
Fanboy seeing the tiny pixie plummet to the ground catches her in his hand.

[LordVader]

((Seriously? ****. ****, ****, ****. My character definitely can't do that. I guess I was connecting the avatar with the Vael character of human size. Just assume my person was someone else of near-human proportions then, we'll have to retcon the whole thing. Gah. You have to tell me these things! ))

Continue from the last post, but assume the stumbling woman is roughly human-sized instead.

[Fan]

(Thats why i suggested Happyturtle, that, and it would make sense that he would have submitted to her ealrier, you just seriously picked the WORST person to do that with, well not actually at least she as limbs.)
"Happyturtle are you alright?"
catches her/him whoever this professional is.
(lets see what cha got.)

[Admiral_Kelly]

"Hello? Is anybody there? How long did the trance catch me out?"

"Hello." Nora says to the newcomer. "I recently joined your group. Call me Nora." The lizard-like woman extends a claw to KidKris.

[LordVader]

((Wasn't me, AK picked her and as noone told me she was tiny I assumed she was standard size.))

As Fanboy catches "Happyturtle", she says with a rather ominous grin, no longer sounding at all drunk, "I'm fine. How are you?"

This should coincide with two other events:
1) "Happyturtle"'s hand brushing against Fanboy's side or stomach
and
2) A faint hiss, followed by a slight prick of pain in Fanboy's side as the miniaturized needle in "Happyturtle" 's hand injects into Fanboy.

((I have a pretty epic idea for this, if you want to do it again at a later date in a bigger scale after this fight is resolved.))

[Fan]

((Wasn't me, AK picked her and as noone told me she was tiny I assumed she was standard size.))

As Fanboy catches "Happyturtle", she says with a rather ominous grin, no longer sounding at all drunk, "I'm fine. How are you?"

This should coincide with two other events:
1) "Happyturtle"'s hand brushing against Fanboy's side or stomach
and
2) A faint hiss, followed by a slight prick of pain in Fanboy's side as the miniaturized needle in "Happyturtle" 's hand injects into Fanboy.

((I have a pretty epic idea for this, if you want to do it again at a later date in a bigger scale after this fight is resolved.))

((IF your busy then this can wait.))
However I'm going to respond anyway.))
Fanboy looked quizcly down at Happyturtle.
"Huh? I thought you were drunk?"
*hisss pip*
(you know as an undead poison doesn't infect him right?)

[Ashen Lilies]

Hello Nora He shakes the hand uncomfortably.
((This dudes from the Asia equivalent of my homebrew setting. Description's in the sig.))
My name is Khiansa, do you know what happened while in my trance? Where is everybody?

[Admiral_Kelly]

"We have negotiated terms of war with AMEN; apparently it is being fought on some remote island. Most everyone is deadtimed or busy at the moment." She answers.

[Ashen Lilies]

You have the weirdest word for sleep he says quizically.
((I do actually know what it means, it just looked like wou were saying it IC, and it was just to funny to pass up.))
I'm feeling sort of hungry, kitchen's on the left isn't it?

[LordVader]

((IF your busy then this can wait.))
However I'm going to respond anyway.))
Fanboy looked quizcly down at Happyturtle.
"Huh? I thought you were drunk?"
*hisss pip*
(you know as an undead poison doesn't infect him right?)

((Undead poison? What undead poison? ))

Fanboy should feel himself slowing down, becoming weaker. Essentially, what this poision is is a soporific, it slows the reflexes and thinking ability of the person it's injected to. Not a ton, because digitized weapons are very, very small, but enough.

"Happyturtle" continues to talk, in a tone that should sound most unlike her. "Not exactly, but you'll wish I was in a minute."

Her other hand begins to drop back to her waist again.

[Admiral_Kelly]

(( heh, fair enough ))
"I think so. I could use something to eat myself." She says before walking in the direction of the kitchen.

[Ashen Lilies]

Walks into the kitchen and makes muesli.
So how did you get here Nora?

[Admiral_Kelly]

"A mage threw me into a portal and I ended up here." She says with a frown. "I was trying to stop him from holding puppies for ransom. He has probably succeeded and ran off with the money at this point."

[Fan]

((Undead poison? What undead poison? ))

Fanboy should feel himself slowing down, becoming weaker. Essentially, what this poision is is a soporific, it slows the reflexes and thinking ability of the person it's injected to. Not a ton, because digitized weapons are very, very small, but enough.

"Happyturtle" continues to talk, in a tone that should sound most unlike her. "Not exactly, but you'll wish I was in a minute."

Her other hand begins to drop back to her waist again.

(Seriously he's an undead, poison doesn't effect him, one of his main scthckts is that he couldn't get into the turks because he was a vampire, that, and he DOESN"T have a con score by RAW, abnd all his HD are D12.)
Griping the larger then it should have been wound, he felt the poison begin to effect him even though he was SUPPOSED to be immune.
So with what little time he had he activated a transmitter inside his left hand thumb, that would allow the GLoG to find him, or god forbiding his body. then finding himself NOT paralized he tried to whack the turtle wannabe with a near by coffe mug, that had held everyones tooth brushes.