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    GLoG member Happyturtle was captured by Lord Magtok on War Island! Can he turn her back to the dark side? Will Fanboy use his vampire ninja munchkinry to get her back? Will Turtle's henchpixie send in waves of rabid chihuahuas to save her mistress? And most importantly, what will happen when AMEN gains possession of the Arkencabbage!

    Stay tuned and find out!

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    Turtle wakes with a shriek. "No! The butterflies...." As the nightmare fades, she realizes that her head really hurts. A lot. ((unless someone healed her while she was conked out)) While she is regaining consciousness, her form shifts until she's 7'8" tall, very thin, and looking very fragile. Oh bloody hell, the gravity.... This form grew up on Luna in the 27th century, and is built for 1/6 gee. The magic trilby disappears, from wherever it might be at the moment, and a can of soda with a straw appears in her hand. ((If her hands are bound in some way that prevents her from holding the soda, then it will appear as near her hand as possible, and then drop slowly to the ground, as if it were in Lunar gravity, tumbling in the air and spilling soda, then bouncing when it hits the ground. Unless someone catches it.)) It radiates magic.

    If able to, Turtle's first action will be to take a drink of soda. Her second will be to grope for her staff. She's doing both of these with her eyes closed--she doesn't seem terribly awake, and she's moving *very* slow because of the gravity.

    ((I have no idea where Turtle actually is, Magtok, so you'll need to take it from here. ))
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    Magtok, seated in a ludicrously comfortable couch that was definitely not stolen from Haruki's room yesterday, glances a bit worriedly at the word "Plot" in the thread name, as the word has some rather awful connotations back home. He then notices the prisoner waking up, and pauses his Dead Rising game and then quickly altering the gravity settings in the cell to avoid squishing the prisoner.

    Should Happyturtle open her eyes, she'll see that the cell appears deceptively simple in design, with a simple square living area, walled off by iron bars. The soda should be fine, but the staff seems to be missing.
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    Soda... Mmmmmm......

    It clears her head a little. She gropes out for the staff, and can't find it, but she notices with gratitude the gravity letting go. She doesn't remember there being gravity polarizers at the base though....

    She opens her eyes. This is not my room.... where the hell am I?

    She gingerly feels her head, and finds a huge lump. And then she remembers.

    War Island. The chaos. The earthquake. Magtok threatening her with a laser cannon, as if it would have had any effect at all. Duh, she'd been invisible. Laser light, just like any other light, would have gone right through her. But then he'd pulled out the shotgun.

    She'd wanted to fight--oh how she'd wanted to fight! But she'd promised Nil that she'd leave combat to the drones. Besides, a staff made a poor disembowelling weapon.

    Did Magtok even have bowels to be disemed?

    So she'd surrendered. And then the mothersporking bastard had given her a concussion.

    "Oy! What the bloody hell did you have to hit me for?!" she yells.
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    The cyborg paces back and forth slowly, forming plans and schemes in his head for dealing with the rescue party even as he speaks to Ht.

    Totally expected you to duck or teleport away or parry the thing or something. I paused before saying the line that would follow after your attempt to get away and everything.
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    What, do I look like a wizard? If I knew how to teleport, I would have done that instead of surrendering. She takes another sip of Coke.

    ((Can she see Magtok?))

    ((Also, is this still on War Island, or somewhere else? Lex-kat asked me to play the pixie instead of letting her deadtime, and the pixie is currently in the AMEN castle on War Island.))
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    Kat sticks his head into the room Magtok is in.

    "Hey Maggy! What'cha doing in here!?"


    He looks around.

    "This room looks pretty boring."

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    "I agree. It's got nothing on the Evil League of Evil dungeons." Turtle takes another sip of soda. "I sort of expected something a bit more menacing."
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    "Dungeon? Oh is that where I am? Wait, is this in that battle island kastle thing or in our base?"

    After a moment Kat decides its not important and begins hanging several pictures of himself around the walls.

    "Much better!! So whats going on here?"


    Kat begins picking at his finger nails, looking like he doesn't partially care whats going on in here.

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    "Hell if I know. Hey, you got an aspirin or a healing potion or something? My head is killing me." She glares at the deadtimed Magtok. "Stupid bloody...." she carries on cursing in language the forums would censor.
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    Well, if you really insist, I suppose I can make some adjustments...

    The room is suddenly transformed into a macabre dungeon, a medieval-style holding facility thick with the stench of rotting flesh and rat droppings.

    There. A wrong move may trigger a button and cause the ceiling to fall on you, meals will consist of crumbs of blessed garlic bread, and I'll be blasting this on the loudspeakers for my own amusement, even long after it stops being funny. Have a nice day.
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    "Eh... Aspirin? Whats that? Some sort of needle?"

    Kat feels around in his pockets.

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    Shas wanders down.

    Hmm. . . can we get some Febreeze down here?
    And why is some ugly man hanging up photos of himself? It looks like he's try-
    Oh, that's Kat.

    Sorry.


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    Turtle sneers. "Amateur. Bad Horse could teach you a thing or two." Then she bites her lip and asks in a beseeching tone, "Um, could I have my staff back? Please?"
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    But why do you need your staff?
    If you give me 426 good reasons, then you can have it back.
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    "It helps with the nightmares. And if I'm going to be here for 426 days, then that's 426 reasons."
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    Then don't fall asleep. Simple as that.
    Take some caffeine pills.


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    Turtle flings the pills at Shas.
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    Magtok reaches into his robes, pulling out Happyturtle's staff.

    You mean this staff? I might, given the proper motivation. I'll probably be moving a little slow though, thanks to your epicly long list thingy in the Redemption thread.
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    "That wasn't me, that was Annalee. I don't have the attention span for long lists." She looks at the staff longingly.
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    (logalmier enters the room, looking from Lord Magtok, to happyturtele, to Lord Magtok again)

    Ooooo, if happyturtles stuck here then that means the
    arkancabage will be here soon to. Lord Magtok what are you planing to do with that cabbage? Could we work out an agreement together?
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    Turtle looks curious. "What do you know about the Arkencabbage?"
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    I know that it's a very powerful artifact. But what I'm more interested in is the fact that it's a cabbage. One that others could use for purposes that I would find unlucky.

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    Magtok raises an eyebrow at the intruder.

    Wait...how the heck did you get here? And what's all this about a cabbage?
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    "Any idea where it came from? Because I haven't a booping clue." She looks back at Magtok. "Can I have my staff, please?"
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    Through the front door. Where else?

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    I think it came from the chaos dimensions. Other than that I'm not sure. My question is why did chaos want to make a healing cabbage?
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    Magtok raises an eyebrow at the intruder.

    Wait...how the heck did you get here? And what's all this about a cabbage?
    "The cabbage I fed you the other day. Geez, keep up."
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    WHAT?!? you fed him the cabbage?!? Why?

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    "Because he was stupid and didn't call ahead so we could open the portal for him. He got all busted up, so I gave him the cabbage to heal him."

    Turtle starts pacing. Her walk is bouncy, as if she were in Lunar gravity. She keeps sipping on her soda every few minutes.
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