AMEN XXVI: Attack Of The Klones

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AMEN XXI: All that is Necessary for Evil to Succeed is that Good Men do Nothing - Magtok
AMEN XXII: WARNING - Contents may Cause Insomnia, Nausea, Nightmares and Psychosis - Uncle Festy
AMEN XXIII: For ever Action, there is an Evil and Opposite Reaction - Haruki-kun
AMEN XXIV: The √of all evil- Shas'aia Toriia
AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)-Saurous

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Want to join? Simple::

1. Wander aimlessly in.
2. Avoid the random AMENites/HALOers who will attempt to kill you.
3. Poke one of the current members until they hand you the paperwork.
4. If the aforementioned current member you poke kills you rather than hands you the paperwork, then you didn't pay attention to step 2. Repeat steps 2 & 3.
5. Sign the mountain of paperwork, preferably in your own blood, although anyone's blood will do.
6. Prepare to have had your non-existent soul to have been sold to whoever gave you the legalese our leader-by-default, Lord Walrus.
7. Congratulations! You're now an official AMENite! Do random stuff! Kill people! Make things explode!

And if you're just visiting, then please do not leave muddy footprints in the base. Also, please try to avoid bleeding all over the furniture. All those who visit should be aware that AMEN take no responsibility whatsoever for any torture/evil practices/soul stealing/spontaneous combustion/death that may occur to the individual visiting. Srsly.

Disclaimer:

AMEN is in a different reality than The Town. It is not a part of The Town, does not cross over into it, and does not follow its rules.

[CommodoreFluffy]

In Soviet Russia, Town post YOU!!

[LordVader]

LV breathes in the new-thread smell deeply.
"Ahhhhh."

Then, not one to let a Soviet Russia joke go unanswered,
"In Soviet Russia, gun shoot YOU!"

*scratches head*
"Wait...crap...doesn't that already happen?"

[SurlySeraph]

A heavily armed, paranoid-looking, mostly-on-fire angel wanders in, tightly gripping a machete.

He inspects AMEN's banner of members. On spotting Haruki-kun, he seems to fly into a rage.

"HARUKIIIIII!" he bellows. "THOU SHALT NOT BLUR THE BOUNDARIES BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL ORGANIZATIONS!"

He then kicks over a few chairs and wanders back out.

[CommodoreFluffy]

Haruk' has been with us (AMEN) for ever. Either you just returned to the playground, or you are extremely imperceptive. Either way, you should try to catch up with the rest of the world.

[Goblin Music]

that was odd. oh well. let us rescue Phaze now please. GM says.

[SurlySeraph]

"Oh, I am very unperceptive, and have not paid any attention to AMEN since I attempted to invade it about nine months ago. Things were quite a bit different then. Ah, those were the days..." Surly continues rambling on about the past while attempting to figure out how he got into AMEN and, therefore, how he can get back out.

[CommodoreFluffy]

He's been here more than nine months you angelic twit.

With that, the Commodore Empties his clip on the intruder and goes on to discuss the phase thing.

Yes...We shall...Just the THREE of us will go and find Phase, without knowing where he is or anything. Yep...Sounds like a plan

[Boo]

Topsy reenters AMEN.

"Oooo hahahaheheheheee!! I'm disappointed in atomsized. He has awful aim! Hehehee!"

Topsy disappears and reappears in front of Surly. He bends down so his mask is dangerously close to Surly's face.

"Y HALO THAR! Hahahehehehee!!"

[CommodoreFluffy]

The Commodore sighs,
Get out of my way you Moronic Cretin.

[SurlySeraph]

"Ow. Bullets hurt. Semi-provoked violence, random insanity... looks like AMEN hasn't changed that much. I'll be troubling you fellows no more for now. Please do consider repenting of your sins and coming to the Light, though." With those last patronizing words, Surly teleports out.

[Boo]

Topsy's mask falls into the darkness of his hood, and is replaced by one with a frown. He turns to Commodore.

"Well, that's not a very nice thing to say."

He wraps Fluffy's gun in his sleeve, and it is lost.

"Guns. Such pathetic weapons. You are a sad little thing, aren't you? oooo hoo hoo hahahahaa hehehehee hahaaaa!!"

His original masks reappears, and he begins walking out of the base.

"No fun to be had here right now, I think I'll try next do-oooo oh oh hoo hoo hee hee hahahahahahaaaa!! *ahem* Next door."

[CommodoreFluffy]

The commodore slides a short sword from his uniform and amputates the cloaked...*thing*'s arm off. Expecting to at least find his gun to put back.

Those things are expensive

[Boo]

The blade pierces the cloak, but the blade is lost with the gun halfway through the cut. shmog pours from the slit, and when it clears the cloak is repaired.

"Hehehehee hahahahaaa! I'm sorry, please try again!"

[Haruki-kun]

"Oh, I am very unperceptive, and have not paid any attention to AMEN since I attempted to invade it about nine months ago. Things were quite a bit different then. Ah, those were the days..." Surly continues rambling on about the past while attempting to figure out how he got into AMEN and, therefore, how he can get back out.

Haruki calmly pats Surly on the back.

"Yes, Surly, it's true. Those were the days... but you know what? As hard as it might be, those days are over. So you have two choices: Move on with change or fade into oblivion. I chose the former.

Besides, don't worry. I'm still doing Good stuff all the time. Just ask anyone. They'll all tell you I'm cramping their style."

Haruki's player looks at the title.

"Cool... a variation of one of my ideas! Hey, LordVader... any chance you could edit the title so that the Acronym is in Caps? 'Amen' just isn't the same as 'AMEN'."

[Atomsized]

Yes, because when someone is saying AMEN, we know it is AMEN AMEN and not just Amen Amen for alot of various reason to be saying Amen Amen rather than AMEN AMEN.

Amen.

Then atomsized looks at the Topsy guy.

Guns are useless weapons? Well-how-a-bout-THIS?

Atomsized pulls out a tetris block and thonks him with it.

[Boo]

Topsy blocks it with several L tetris pieces.

"No more moves left! Quick! Restart!"

[Atomsized]

Atomsized takes 2 more weird shaped tetris blocks and dual whack the Turvy guy.

[Phase]

Phase's player walks out, glances at the URL, then turns back to Haruki.

"Haruki! What does the scouter say about its power level?!?"

[Beholder1995]

Beholder yawn and undeadtimes in the new thread.

Gah!

[Boo]

The weapons hit the robes, and squish Topsy. He brushed them from his clothes, and resumes his normal shape. He bends his head forward, and stares into atomsized eyes.

"Ever wondered what they would do to you?"

Two candy canes come out from Topsy's sleeves, and he bats atmosized against a wall. He's not dead or anything, but just has a few bruises.

[Haruki-kun]

Phase's player walks out, glances at the URL, then turns back to Haruki.

"Haruki! What does the scouter say about its power level?!?"

"It's over ninety thousand!!!!!"

[Coplantor]

"It's over ninety thousand!!!!!"

That's an amazing Ki!

*coplantor starts casting a spell*

Once I'm done with this, you will all be transported to the dimension of eternal polka!! Mbwahahahaha!!

[Haruki-kun]

Haruki casts Warp Portal beneath coplantor's feet. He'll find himsefl alone in a dimension of pure polka.

[Coplantor]

Haruki casts Warp Portal beneath coplantor's feet. He'll find himsefl alone in a dimension of pure polka.

*Coplantor falls through the dimensional hole*

You have'nt seen the last of meeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*after a few seconds..*

Because I have a cloooooooooooooooooooooone!

[Free Hand]

Kat looks up at the new thread title.

"Hey why are we referencing one of the bad starwars films! And why the horrible misspelling of the word Klone!"

Another Kat joins him.

"I koncur."

[Atomsized]

Koncur? So i suppose you don't Katatize the second c?

Then he turns his attention to Topsy.

Well, that was unexpected. But i suppose two can play with candy canes and tetris blocks.

Atomsized takes tetris blocks until he constructs something that looks rather like a shillelagh. Then he assembles a shotgun that shoots individual blocks and can be abused to win tetris. Even if you can't. He slings the gun around his back and rushes the clown with his shillelagh.

[Coplantor]

Kat looks up at the new thread title.

"Hey why are we referencing one of the bad starwars films! And why the horrible misspelling of the word Klone!"

Another Kat joins him.

"I koncur."

*Coplator grabs a Kat and uses it to beat the other Kat*

HAHA! Take that both of you!

*Coplantor makes a hole in Kat's back and wears him like a hand puppet*

I shall call you... Mr. Waffles! Do you like Mr.Waffles little platypus?

No

[Free Hand]

"Ahh! your greasy hand is in organs!!!!"

The other Kat gets up.

"Hey! quit moving in on my territory! Puppets are my thing! Well that and dairy products."

[Coplantor]

You shoud've thought that before I opened your back! Dont you think so Mr.Waffles?