AMEN XXVI: Attack Of The Klones

[LordVader]

Fan opens the door JUST enough for magtok to come in, and kept his guard up to the max. he didn't trust him, he had spies in AMEN,"[/COLOR]

*clears throat*
"Gentlemen. This is a problem. And it needs to be resolved."

To do so, Vader begins slaughtering every single NPC mook in the entire base. He then orders more shipped in from wherever the factory they turn these guys out from is.

[Haruki-kun]

"Pfft! He's been claiming he has spies in AMEN for ages, but I've never once seen him reference any NPC. Problem? No problem!"

[LordVader]

"Still, we need to remove any legitimacy that his statement might have. So he can't really claim he's got spies in here anymore."

"Although, come to think of it, we don't really have many NPCs here anyways."

[Fan]

"Hey Haruki, haven't I been in this orginization for awhile now!" Evil fanboy called out from across the room.

[LordVader]

Lord Vader crushes Evil Fanboy's skull.
"I'll have no potential traitors in this organization, thank you very much. In your position, I'd never have let Vespe get as far in as he is now, even considering your most-definitely-not-good counterpart is telepathically controlling him anyways."

[Fan]

Fanboy re merges from the cloning vat, and back stabs LV.
"You should know death isn't permanent. Silly vader tricks are for kids!"
And that is todays lesson kids,.

[LordVader]

Vader re-emerges, and WARLOCK PUNCHES the cloning vat.

Presumably it doesn't do anything, as I doubt those things can be destroyed.

"I'm watching you, aligned-as-same-as-the-other Fanboy..."

[Fan]

Fans player would like to deliver a message to LV.
"I do believe that you should refrain from punching invincble things it tends to hurt ALOT. Also I'm not evil in RL I'm NG."

"And I'm evil Fanboy!"
"Good for you, now go kill something, becuase I dotn really care this not being reality."
"WEEEEEEE!!!!" he cries as he stabs a random Amenite.

[LordVader]

Vader shakes his head.
"Silly Fanboy, I was referring to your other character in the GLoG. To continue the cereal references, silly Fanboy...I can't think of anything funny. For kids. There we go."

[PirateMonk]

"Should I reset the base? After all, wouldn't want any spy cameras or nukes to be left lying around, now would we?"

[LordVader]

"Agreed. Also, it's rather odd that all three of Fanboy's characters work together to help the GLoG one...that doesn't seem exactly fair. Now, where's that reset button?"

Vader looks around for what is presumably a rather melodramatic large red button.

((Seriously though, if you're in all three organizations, play them separately, don't use one of your characters to spy for the one you actually play.))

[Fan]

"Actually I had spies back when I was actually evil, and your hardly one to talk about fair. Your like the god mode king even outside AMEN."

((Seriously NO ROOM whatso ever to talk.)))

[LordVader]

((Actually, Fanboy, I don't godmod. And it's perfectly fine to have characters in multiple groups, but actually use them or it seems kind of silly, no? ))

"Where's that button...hmm...."

[Fan]

((I seem to remeber multiple occasions, but your positive reponse to that makes me want to end this while I can.))
"Riiighht. Okay, never mind."
FAn began hiding again/

[PirateMonk]

"The button is orbiting a distant gas giant on another plane. I put it there after an unfortunate incident involving the base becoming a genius loci."

[LordVader]

"Makes sense. So, do we need to use a member as a projectile to activate it or something?..."

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok quickly sneaks up behind PirateMonk and stuffs him into a cannon.

No, but it's definitely more fun that way.

The cyborg then sets the destination for said cannon by kicking it towards where he hopes the other plane is, and fires it.

[PirateMonk]

"Nah. This is easier." PM teleports away. The base and everything in it (yes, even the "invincible" things) are vaporized. The base is rebuilt near immediately, with everything not registered as a member restored to its state in mid-July.

[LordVader]

"Hmmm. That's quite an intriguing process, I must say."

[Shas aia Toriia]

Darn. I don't think I'm actually a member of AMEN yet.

Shas sighs.

Darn. I don't think I ever bothered joining AMEN. Back to June/July for me!

[LordVader]

Well, at least we got rid of any spies...wait...Shas? Shas??? SHAAASSS!!!!""

[Vespe Ratavo]

Well, at least we got rid of any spies...wait...Shas? Shas??? SHAAASSS!!!!""

I'm going to have to call you Kolonel Cambell now, by the way.

Now...where was I...oh yes, this! Vespe pulls out a small button. With this, I will be able to mind kontrol GLoG Vespe! Muahaha!

First, however, I require snacks. Vespe telprots to go get snacks.

[LordVader]

"Oh, we're still using the Ks? Kool. Anyways, pick me up some Fritos (non-poisoned, preferably) while you're out, mmkay?"

[PirateMonk]

PM sighs and restores Shas to the present, then returns to the base. "Now that that's out of the way, anything else we should do to minimize spying?

And wouldn't it be snakks?"

[Shas aia Toriia]

We kould reinforce the kow falling machine Magtok made a while back. The one that worked if you walked through the front door.

Also, we kould remember to blow up this krazy place every once in a while. Ya' know, just to get rid of any spies still alive.
Or, just finally konvince fanboy he's still evil.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe reappears with a giant paper bag labeled "snakks." He jumps inside of it (it's that big) and pulls out a four-foot bag of Fritos and a tub of bean dip the size of a kiddie pool, and hurls them both at LV. All right! Now, I would activate it immediately, but it doesn't seem very many GLoGgers are on at the moment.

I shall wait until the time is right. And hope none of them use out-of-character knowledge. HINT. HINT.

[LordVader]

Vader yells after Vespe,
"Remember though, just break Fanboy's kontrol, I have a feeling kontrolling him ourselves would put Magtok's attempt to drive the GLoG into sectarian violence in a bit of a tight spot."

And then he shrugs.
"If certain people actually posted here, instead of just saying that they know everything we do, it might make more sense. Oh well."

He begins munching on Fritos.

[Beholder1995]

Beholder pipes up:

OI! VADER! TELL YOUR PLAYER TO POST IN THE DANCING FOX INN!

Beholder colapses, unconscious.

[LordVader]

((Oops, sorry. Will in 1 sec, AFK.))

[Shas aia Toriia]

Also Vader, AMEN is all all kaps, not lowerkase letters.