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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    And DC will continue to filter it. Did I mention that suck enough stuff into it and it explodes as a massive reset?

    Well, that just happened.

    Finally, that's over.
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    Decker swoons. "Oh Dark Comet! My hero!" Then she looks at one of the smashed centipede. "Oh no! Footie, my one true love!" She bursts into tears.

    Then she deadtimes, just for Haruki.
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    The reset was supposed to cure love potions...

    He then walks off for a bit and comes back with a love potion cure-thing.

    He telekinetically pours it down Decker's throat.
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    Damn. My centipedes.

    Draken pulls out a crystal ball.

    Anom'Lie. I will need a new batch of centipedes. The last one was killed.

    Right away sir. We will have more in no time.
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    Fullbladder runs through the room, his head currently attached to an overweight human male's body. He doesn't seem to notice anything around him.

    A few minutes later he re-enters, moving slower as he is burderened by a very large cannon. At this speed, it becomes apparent that his cheeks, chin, upper lip, and scalp have grown a thick layer of fiery red fuzz.

    "HeyDChow'sitgoin'?" he asks much too quickly, just before he disappears through the door he'd originally come from.
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    sheep looks at the new title in approval, and sits down to read more war novels.

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    DC responds to Fullbladder just as quickly.

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    Phase comes in, sees that he missed the chance to make the new thread again, and leaves in a rage.

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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    Atomsized trots back into the room.

    Augh! I wear a technicolor dreamcoat and 3d glasses and centipedes show up?

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    Whoah, centipedes!

    exclaims sheep, as he didn't notice them.

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    Hey, the centipedes are dead already. I killed them. And apparently Draken is still angry with me.
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    Ooh, watch out for Draken. He/It's the most powerful being in the Town/ Acronym-verse.

    Also, edit the first post. Last I checked, I still lead this scum hole. The walri and the walruses have long since been killed.
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    He also seems to hate me.

    ((What's the password for the wiki?))
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    Suddenly, Darkcomet's chest explodes and Coplantor burst out from it.

    Hello fellow amenites! It's a delightful day this day were living! So full of joy, I'm feeling joyful. I have a game for all of you! Somewhere in here, there's a were-clown! The first one to find it will recieve a special and wonderful reward! While the other ones will die in a similar way to darkcomet, bringing to life more clones of myself, well, technically, Darkcomet's heart is still beating so it's not a corpse yet.

    Coplantor dissapears through a portal that looks like the insights of whale.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shas'aia Toriia View Post
    Ooh, watch out for Draken. He/It's the most powerful being in the Town/ Acronym-verse.

    Also, edit the first post. Last I checked, I still lead this scum hole. The walri and the walruses have long since been killed.
    Not really... There isn't really a "most powerful," when it comes to amen, as it's only a matter of who wants to godmodd longer...

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    "Wereclown, eh?" The fuzzy-headed Fullbladder pokes his head back in the door. "Just so long as it stays out of my business, I don't really care. But I do feel like a monster hunt. Might be fun? My project can wait a bit."

    He ducks away, returning, still unshaven, with a lot of muscles contained within nought but a vest and pants. A necklace made of razor-sharp teeth decorates his neck, and his wide-brimmed hat is lined with ammuniation. In his hands, an old Russian rifle. At his hip, his crossbow. In a sheath on his shin is a long hunting knife. His false eye is removed, and replaced with an eyepatch.

    This long spiel is just to say he's decked out like some sort of action movie hunter archtype.

    "Let's kick some clown."
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    Benny hops on top of Fullbladder's shoulders wearing a banana's in pajama's outfit. "Wet's get that cwown!!" Paddington strolls beside him, shaking his head. "Brawr..." Which probably meant something like "He's going to be dressing up for halloween all month..."

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    Halloween, that reminds me, i should go to the carnival again soon....

    Then Atomsized goes to the carnival in his technicolor dreamcoat and 3D glasses. Not like it would make that much of a difference if he weren't wearing that.

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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    Not be killed doesn't count as godmodding, if that counts.

    Oh, but unlike you, there are some of us who do keep track of the power levels.

    Magtok is, normally, right there, at the botton, right bellow Moon Called, Saurous and most AMENites.

    Above the rest are Phase, me, Shas I suppose, and a handful of other members that somehow have unfathomable powers. Most of which ditch silly things like guns and vehicles entirelly.


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    The "remains" dodge the fireball.

    Not so fast...

    Coplantor is telekinetically held in place before he can enter the portal, then spun around so much he could very well lose his entire digestive tract.

    DC then goes to the hospital. He comes back as if Coplantor had never burst out of his chest.

    NOW HOW DO PEOPLE KEEP GETTING INSIDE ME!?

    ((Seriously. Stop it. I'm looking at you, Magtok and Coplantor.))
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    well it's all a simple matter of stopping time, cutting you open, excavating a semi-vital organ, and waiting for the right opportunity, for example, I have abe lincoln in my right foot.

    With that, honest abe pops out, and begins to rant about how the US is so corrupted by blah blah etc...

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    "It's AMEN, mate. Long ago they perfected the xenomorph breeding ways. Never eat the food here, mate. Or drink the water. Hell, don't breathe the air."
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    Well, actually during my time away, I managed to create a pocket dimension that conects with everyone's insights... mmm, I wonder.

    Coplantor opens the portal again but only his head goes through it this time, seconds after that, Coplantor's chest explodes and reveals Coplantor's head

    Sweet! This will be awesome in parties! By the way, any luck with the wereclown? You dont want the disease to spread...
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    Sane.... isn't the word I'd use with you, Coplantor. Or myself, in fact. With myself, I'd say obssessive. With you, I'd say.... Coplantor.


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    no, you don't. Wereclowns would cause someone like saurous, or even me, to godmodd to get out of it...

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    Yeah, I think I see the wereclown right now.

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    You.
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    "Last I checked, I was somewhere around Shas's power level. But I don't really like to keep track of it. I kill and let myself be killed for the sake of fun. Some people would do well to remember that," he adds as he throws a dagger at Draken. A simple, run-of-the-mill dagger. Nothing special about it. Seriously, NOTHING. No, not even that.
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    of course, the dagger will be stopped by a mysterious dark, elder evil... force.

    I don't care if that didn't make any sense! Things generally don't around here anyway!

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    The dagger lodges itslef on Draken's empty eye socket, remaining there, useless, because the skeleton lacks skin or organs to pierce, muscles to cut, and similar stuff.

    I don't know about your power level really, I said the names that came to mind.
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    ... I would totally hit you if my hand wouldn't be encased in ice and decay and all that stuff...

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