something i wrote recently, the aligniment of Bud White

[EvilElitest]

I wrote this down, and i figured that it might be interesting for those people who like alignments dissuasion of characters. Just a final thing before i go to bed, enjoy
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[EvilElitest]

nobody saw LA confidential? Bump
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[AstralFire]

Sorry, don't know the show. All I see is "Bud Lite" and I do not think beers can be aligned. Perhaps milk, but not beer.

[EvilElitest]

Sorry, don't know the show. All I see is "Bud Lite" and I do not think beers can be aligned. Perhaps milk, but not beer.

??? Its bud White, from the movie
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[AstralFire]

??? Its bud White, from the movie
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I was being silly about the fact that I don't recognize the name, so I automatically parse Bud _ite as the beer. Marketing wins again; I've never even drank any and that's my first though.

(Heck, I thought LA Confidential was a TV Show, apparently it is a movie.)

[EvilElitest]

I was being silly about the fact that I don't recognize the name, so I automatically parse Bud _ite as the beer. Marketing wins again; I've never even drank any and that's my first though.

(Heck, I thought LA Confidential was a TV Show, apparently it is a movie.)

1) Ah, ok i don't drink so i wouldn't get it
2) No, through i would understand the mistakes. Its basically a cut and paste of every film noir in the modern era
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[chiasaur11]

Sorry, don't know the show. All I see is "Bud Lite" and I do not think beers can be aligned. Perhaps milk, but not beer.

I disagree.

Beer can definitely be lawful good.

If you doubt, ask Thor, or Ben Franklin!

[The Glyphstone]

I disagree.

Beer can definitely be lawful good.

If you doubt, ask Thor, or Ben Franklin!

Neither of whom are exactly paragons of Lawful Goodness. Thor's solution to everything is "smash it with a hammer, then go home and drink'. Ben Franklin is responsible for a zombie apocalypse because he wasn't willing to stay dead even after cloning himself.

[Neon Knight]

Ben Franklin is responsible for a zombie apocalypse because he wasn't willing to stay dead even after cloning himself.

Doctor Mc. Ninja isn't cannon.

....

Wait. What did I just do? Did I just...

Nevermind.

[Superglucose]

I disagree.

Beer can definitely be lawful good.

But Bud Light is purest evil. We're talking, evil to the point Demons and Devils are cringing, saying, "damn, that's bad. Even I wouldn't do that.

[chiasaur11]

But Bud Light is purest evil. We're talking, evil to the point Demons and Devils are cringing, saying, "damn, that's bad. Even I wouldn't do that.

Note I said "Beer can be lawful good" I did not say Bud Lite can be Lawful Good.

If I had said "Moose Urine can be lawful good" then you and I would be disagreeing.

[theMycon]

I was being silly about the fact that I don't recognize the name, so I automatically parse Bud _ite as the beer. Marketing wins again; I've never even drank any and that's my first though.

For your own sake, continue avoiding it. It's not the worst beer in the world (Natural Ice), but it's also not the cheapest. It's even pretty far from the best for the price.

[EvilElitest]

I'm so confused and lost....on my own thread no less
oh the humanity
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[streakster]

Fun fact: When working at a friends wedding, do not serve Bud Lite as though it were wine for the toast.

Or do. It was hilarious.

[JaxGaret]

Beer is Lawful Good, Wine is Chaotic Good, Whiskey is Lawful Evil, and Tequila is Chaotic Evil.

Prove me wrong

And Vodka, of course, is True Neutral.

[EvilElitest]

Beer is Lawful Good, Wine is Chaotic Good, Whiskey is Lawful Evil, and Tequila is Chaotic Evil.

Prove me wrong

What is Vodica
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[Draco Dracul]

What is Vodica
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A type of clear distilled spirit that orginates from from russia. Has a high proof.

[EvilElitest]

A type of clear distilled spirit that orginates from from russia. Has a high proof.

....................you know what i mean

I never suspected this thread would get so off topic in this way, i wonder what my next one will become?
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[Stupendous_Man]

....................you know what i mean

I never suspected this thread would get so off topic in this way, i wonder what my next one will become?
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A beautiful butterfly.

[Asbestos]

For your own sake, continue avoiding it. It's not the worst beer in the world (Natural Ice), but it's also not the cheapest. It's even pretty far from the best for the price.

Whoa! whoa... whoa. Natty Ice is not the *worst* beer in the world. I sumbit to you... Milwuakee's Best Also, I had some Double Bastard tonight and man, the bottle was right, I was not ready for it.

[BobVosh]

nobody saw LA confidential? Bump
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Sorry to "derail" the conversation, by which I mean to put it back on course, but I saw that movie. I didn't know what it was called, but your description reminded me. I would do CN for him, but I can't really dispute CE. CN because of all the evil you said, along with all the good of his actions caused (the way he picked his targets).

Why no rum? What alignment is rum? Also I don't think ANY alcohol is "lawful."

[Starsinger]

(Heck, I thought LA Confidential was a TV Show, apparently it is a movie.)

I think that's L.A. Law

[chiasaur11]

Sorry to "derail" the conversation, by which I mean to put it back on course, but I saw that movie. I didn't know what it was called, but your description reminded me. I would do CN for him, but I can't really dispute CE. CN because of all the evil you said, along with all the good of his actions caused (the way he picked his targets).

Why no rum? What alignment is rum? Also I don't think ANY alcohol is "lawful."

Some wines probably are, and given that Durkon is as lawful as you can get and loves beer with all of his heart that isn't being used by Thor, I figger Beer can be lawful too.

It's complicated

[BobVosh]

Some wines probably are, and given that Durkon is as lawful as you can get and loves beer with all of his heart that isn't being used by Thor, I figger Beer can be lawful too.

It's complicated

You can't trust short hairy men for questions of morality. BAD!

[chiasaur11]

You can't trust short hairy men for questions of morality. BAD!

But you can trust Thor.

And he seems cool with it while officially being lawful good.
In OoTS at least.

[snoopy13a]

Whoa! whoa... whoa. Natty Ice is not the *worst* beer in the world. I sumbit to you... Milwuakee's Best Also, I had some Double Bastard tonight and man, the bottle was right, I was not ready for it.

Ah, the Beast. I have drank much of that due to it being very cheap

[Crafty Banana]

Whoa! whoa... whoa. Natty Ice is not the *worst* beer in the world. I sumbit to you... Milwuakee's Best Also, I had some Double Bastard tonight and man, the bottle was right, I was not ready for it.

Ladies and gentlebeings, allow me to present Carlsberg Special Brew, a larger-beer specifically designed with the park-bench dwelling population in mind. It apparently has ‘cognac flavors among its tasting notes’, but you won’t notice it for the more prominent tasting notes of lighter fluid and brain cell death. It is truly the alcoholic definition of Epic Fail.

[AstralFire]

Don't worry, I have no intention of trying Bud Light or any other beer. I don't drink alchy. =p

[EvilElitest]

Sorry to "derail" the conversation, by which I mean to put it back on course, but I saw that movie. I didn't know what it was called, but your description reminded me. I would do CN for him, but I can't really dispute CE. CN because of all the evil you said, along with all the good of his actions caused (the way he picked his targets).

Why no rum? What alignment is rum? Also I don't think ANY alcohol is "lawful."

I don't think that good results change the fact your commiting evil deeds, otherwise napleon could be LN instead of LE. Also i think Bud's results don't often count as good either
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[Starbuck_II]

I don't think that good results change the fact your commiting evil deeds, otherwise napleon could be LN instead of LE. Also i think Bud's results don't often count as good either
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Who said Napolean was evil all the time?
I think his alignment changed over his lifetime.