Don't you get a warm, happy feeling when...

[Talya]

For your level 2 hit die, on a Saga Edition Jedi with mediocre constitution, you roll a 10?

[Starbuck_II]

For your level 2 hit die, on a Saga Edition Jedi with mediocre constitution, you roll a 10?

Usually, I don't have bad Con, but yes that would be sweet.

[Mushroom Ninja]

you roll a nat. 20 on an attack you just power attacked 20 on.

[Emperor Tippy]

you roll a nat. 20 on an attack you just power attacked 20 on.

While using a Scythe and rolling max damage.

[Mushroom Ninja]

While using a Scythe and rolling max damage.

As a level 10 Frenzied Beserker.

[Starbuck_II]

I eat Dwarf stew with a Dwarf as a party member standing within 10 feet of me and I'm smiling as I eat it.

I loved that part. The Frost Giants seasoned the Stew just right.

[Saph]

We had a new player join the group on Saturday, a Greek girl who was new to the city. I gave her the choice of 28 point buy or 4d6 stat rolls. She went for the 4d6 and rolled 17, 16, 15, 17, 10, 16.

She looked pretty happy.

- Saph

[Zeta Kai]

When you're a Rogue with Evasion, & you make a Reflex save, so you take no damage from an effect that would've killed anyone else.

[bigbaddragon]

.... when you cast Create Water just over the head of someone who annoys you at CL 10+ (my current cleric does this from time to time )

[Talya]

.... when you cast Create Water just over the head of someone who annoys you at CL 10+ (my current cleric does this from time to time )

I have a cleric in my party in another game that does that, regularly.

[TheCountAlucard]

We had a new player join the group on Saturday, a Greek girl who was new to the city. I gave her the choice of 28 point buy or 4d6 stat rolls. She went for the 4d6 and rolled 17, 16, 15, 17, 10, 16.

For my "Tomb of Horrors" game last year, one of my players rolled up a rogue. She got three eighteens, and everything else was at least fifteen.

Still didn't help her survive, though...

[bigbaddragon]

I have a cleric in my party in another game that does that, regularly.

Ha haa, high 5

[Oslecamo]

When we run in an army of enemies, my character gets focused fire by two dozen ranged attacks, and only gets a few scratches.

Seriously, this happens me a LOT! Not to mention the times when the attacks hit and I go from full life to bleeding.

Just the other day I was playing a 4e fighter and we run in 14 kobold minions with an orc and dragonshield blocking the path. I'm targeted first by everyone and only two minions attacks hit! That felt good! Next turn the paladin is the one being focused fire and loses more than half her life.

And then the cleric spends his turn taking out his sling and making a normal ranged attack against the dragonshield.

[Starsinger]

Your elf sorcerer with 8 con is the only PC to pass the Fort save for the BBEG's Wail of the Banshee?

[Oslecamo]

Your elf sorcerer with 8 con is the only PC to pass the Fort save for the BBEG's Wail of the Banshee?

Wouldn't that mean you're sudenly alone against the BBEG?

[Eldariel]

Wouldn't that mean you're sudenly alone against the BBEG?

It also means you're a Sorcerer. And that it's your move.

[Colmarr]

... your bastard sword crits the goblin that is busily stabbing your companion.

[ocato]

Your Gnome Bard successfully holds off an attacking battalion of monstrous humanoids at the south gate of a city under siege by himself while the other 4 party members get mauled heavily by an equal sized force at the north gate.

[Dr Bwaa]

Your Gnome Bard successfully holds off an attacking battalion of monstrous humanoids at the south gate of a city under siege by himself while the other 4 party members get mauled heavily by an equal sized force at the north gate.

The warmest, happiest feeling of them all.

[Knaight]

...you just know that the necromancer or like is over there trying to create undead/demon possessed people, manage to break away from his minions and close, and then hit the guy, say a bunch of prayers, and create a bunch of minor angels in a circle around him from the guys he was trying to turn into zombies/demon possessed people.

[comicshorse]

...... when the P.C.s recgnize they've just fallen straight into your bad guys trap a half-second before you spring it

[Enlong]

When you just say "screw it" and blow up the walls of the maze.

When you watch the PCs take the MacGuffin, only for the dungeon to start collapsing around them.

[Nahal]

You one-shot the BBEG.

[Enlong]

You one-shot the BBEG.

With a fork.

[Raging Gene Ray]

When you make horrible puns filled with the most disgusting double-entendres imaginable, reducing the DM to a giggling pile of silly. You win the encounter that you were supposed to run away from and would've had to if the DM had the presence of mind to remember all the cool abilities that the BBEG had.

[The Glyphstone]

With a fork.

....I had a player who did that.

They were a low-level party in a haunted mansion, struggling with the wall-crawling Vampire BBEG. The player was a rogue who played like a minor kelptomaniac, stealing everything that wasn't nailed down and worth even coppers. One of those things was all the silverware from the dining room earlier (yay for possessed food...ever had a chain of sausage links try to strangle you?). The Fighter got dominated after whittling down the vamp's HP to a small margin, and the Warlock was rolling just good enough on his blasts to counteract Fast Healing.

So the rogue asks if he can throw the silver forks he picked up earlier as an improvised weapon. I let him. He hits, max damage, gases the vampire.

[Lycan 01]

You grin, and your whole party starts to freak out.


Man, I love being an Evil DM...

[Quincunx]

. . .the guy who just turned to you and taunted you with "look, gnome blood!" alerted the dozen or so gnomes surrounding him?

I took his corpse to a cleric. Eventually.

[Starsinger]

Wouldn't that mean you're sudenly alone against the BBEG?

It also means you're a Sorcerer. And that it's your move.

Some of us cast Finger of Death.

[Blackfang108]

You grin, and your whole party starts to freak out.


Man, I love being an Evil DM...

When I grin, my DMs start sweating now.

They used to just wonder what I "thought" I was doing.

Until it kept working.