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2008-10-22, 06:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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AMEN XXVIII: The Melancholy of Haruki
Welcome to AMEN
Previous Threads:
SpoilerEvil Inc. Do-gooders beware! - Psyke_D [Thread Auto-pruned]
AMEN, Godmodding and Good Hating since, well, the last thread. - Rex Idiotarum
AMEN III: Revenge of the Munchkins - Rex Idiotarum
AMEN IV: Return of the Pogo - Rex Idiotarum
AMEN V: Rise of the Magtoks/Maggots - Rex Idiotarum
AMEN VI: The Secret of Saurous Rock - Lord Magtok
AMEN 007: Casino Ratavo - Saurous [Thread mysteriously missing]
AMEN VIII: The REAL one! - Fus.Weapon 1337
Amen IX: They just wouldn't stay away! - Korith
AMEN X: Call of Moonthulu - Castaras
AMEN XI: Raiders of the Lost Pie - PirateMonk
AMEN XII: Now pretty much equivalent to Final Fantasy! - Castaras
Amen XIII: Thread 1408 - Vespe Ratavo
AMEN XIV: A Growing Industry - PirateMonk
AMEN XV: Up to Eleven Days a Week- Vespe Ratavo.
AMEN XVI: Sanity's Requiem - PirateMonk
AMEN XVII: <insert witty title here> - Castaras
AMEN XVIII: Idiocracy - PirateMonk
AMEN XIX: Now Slightly Older Than Your Average Goldfish - Raistlin
AMEN XX: Welcome, Here's Your Accordion - Vael
AMEN XXI: All that is Necessary for Evil to Succeed is that Good Men do Nothing - Magtok
AMEN XXII: WARNING - Contents may Cause Insomnia, Nausea, Nightmares and Psychosis - Uncle Festy
AMEN XXIII: For ever Action, there is an Evil and Opposite Reaction - Haruki-kun
AMEN XXIV: The √of all evil- Shas'aia Toriia
AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)-Saurous
AMEN XXVI: Attack of the Klones -Lord Vader
AMEN XXVII: You All Saw It, the Orphanage Attacked Us- Goblin Music
AMEN Trophy Case:
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Want to join? Simple::
- Wander aimlessly in.
- Avoid the random AMENites/HALOers who will attempt to kill you.
- Poke one of the current members until they hand you the paperwork.
- If the aforementioned current member you poke kills you rather than hands you the paperwork, then you didn't pay attention to step 2. Repeat steps 2 & 3.
- Sign the mountain of paperwork, preferably in your own blood, although anyone's blood will do.
- Prepare to have had your non-existent soul to have been sold to
whoever gave you the legalese our leader-by-default, Lord Walrusthe AMEN soul bank for the goodly disinclined. - Congratulations! You're now an official AMENite! Do random stuff! Kill people! Make things asplode, explode, and resplode!
And if you're just visiting, then please do not leave muddy footprints in the base. Also, please try to avoid bleeding all over the furniture. All those who visit should be aware that AMEN take no responsibility whatsoever for any torture/evil practices/soul stealing/spontaneous combustion/death that may occur to the individual visiting. Srsly.
Disclaimer:
AMEN is in a different reality than The Town. It is not a part of The Town, does not cross over into it, and does not follow its rules.Spoiler
Do you surmise it's wise to have laser beams emitting from your eyes?
-They Might Be Giants, "The Lady and the Tiger"
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2008-10-22, 06:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVIII: The Melancholy of Haruki
Damn, I missed my chance by one post. All well...
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2008-10-22, 06:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVIII: The Melancholy of Haruki
Well, I still need someone to play the Giant Enemy Mecha.
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2008-10-22, 06:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVIII: The Melancholy of Haruki
Haruki suddenly goes hyperactive.
"ohmahgawdohmahgawdohmahgawdohmahgawd!!! I had a thread named after me??? AWESOME!!!! O.O" The Angel celebrates this by taking a pie from the freezer, which probably had been there for a very long time and throwing it at whoever is closest to him.
Emphasis on the fact that this is a PIE.
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2008-10-22, 07:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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The pie flies back at Haruki's face.
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2008-10-22, 07:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Haruki ducks and lets the pie fly at someone other than DC.
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2008-10-22, 07:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVIII: The Melancholy of Haruki
PM gets hit in the face with the pie. "Auuuugh! It burns! Get it off!"
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Do you surmise it's wise to have laser beams emitting from your eyes?
-They Might Be Giants, "The Lady and the Tiger"
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2008-10-22, 07:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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"I'll save you! I'll save you!"
Haruki runs to get a high-pressure hose and blasts the quarterling out the window with it.
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2008-10-22, 07:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Meanwhile during all this pie madness, the enemy mecha FIRED ITS LAZOR. This may induce LAZOR in Haruki.
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2008-10-22, 07:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Trogdor suddenly appears in a lab coat and very scientific glasses.
Did someone say PI?
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Look upon the Goddess and rejoice!
Mr. Scruffy is all knowing; he doesn't believe in squid bones, so neither should you!Bathatars!Blog!
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2008-10-22, 07:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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"Fool! You can't induce the Lazor! that would imply--"
"IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!"
*shoop da whoop*
*straight at DarkComet*
*takes a moment to explain that Lazors are not matter, hence cannot be deflected by Telekinesis*Last edited by Haruki-kun; 2008-10-22 at 07:19 PM.
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2008-10-22, 07:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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*takes a moment to explain the properties of Laser vs. Lightsaber, which he obtained at K-Corp*
DC deflects the lazor. Your choice as to where it goes.Last edited by Darkcomet; 2008-10-22 at 07:21 PM.
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2008-10-22, 07:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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ah! a lazor!
sheep in incinerated.
((in other news...: Yay new thread!))
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2008-10-22, 07:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-10-22, 07:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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It is thrown back at the incinerated remains of Sheep, which are used to bury the Onion.
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2008-10-22, 07:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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"Fools! You have allowed me to start more threads than the Mad Pogoer himself! I am unstoppable now!"
v Check the index.Last edited by PirateMonk; 2008-10-22 at 07:50 PM.
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Do you surmise it's wise to have laser beams emitting from your eyes?
-They Might Be Giants, "The Lady and the Tiger"
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2008-10-22, 07:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVIII: The Melancholy of Haruki
...how many threads have you started?
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2008-10-22, 07:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Why is it that normally powerless objects have decided to deface my head!?
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2008-10-22, 07:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-10-22, 07:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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PM casts Summon Sarcastic Necromancer.
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Do you surmise it's wise to have laser beams emitting from your eyes?
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2008-10-22, 07:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Suddenly Fullbladder grabs DC's shoulder from behind and sticks his head up beside the psion's.
"Because they like you, I guess. Hey, you've got a giant robot! We should fight!"
He bounces off to the side and painfully rips out his soul with a spark extractor. The red orb that it is immediately zooms down the corridor and out of the base.The above post sponsored by Fullbladder Manufacturing.
And so begins the Age of Extinction! The Year of the Dinosaurs! And the Reign of the Predacons!
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2008-10-22, 07:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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AAAHHHH!!! sheep quickly casts greater dispel magic to counter it.
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2008-10-22, 08:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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DC waits to see what Fullbladder's thing will do.
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There is a horrific rumble. And then a house smashes against the base/robot/whatever.
A mountain rises upon four massive stone stubs and lurches, crab-like, toward DC's machine. A pair of smaller mountains, shaped into claws, are attached to the sides. Erosion and quick avalanches have given the mountain a face, and subsequent avalanches allow modification of expression.The above post sponsored by Fullbladder Manufacturing.
And so begins the Age of Extinction! The Year of the Dinosaurs! And the Reign of the Predacons!
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2008-10-22, 08:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Fullbladder? Is that you?
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2008-10-22, 08:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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sheep takes out a grenade launcher and blasts fullbladders face open. You are now no longer capable of making faces.
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2008-10-22, 08:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Saurous pops up. He doesn't waste any time, ripping into PM immediately.
"Congratulations. You've posted more times than an emo hermaphrodite/transsexual on a pogo stick with HPD who managed to 'rule' over AMEN for a period of time because no one really wanted to deal with him/her. You should feel so proud, stooping down to his/her/I-really-don't-give-a-rats-ass-about-Rex's-gender's level. Whoop-dee-****ing-doo."
Saurous then slashes Sheep across the throat, and disappears again when the spell wears off.
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2008-10-22, 08:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-10-22, 08:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-10-22, 08:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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