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2008-11-13, 05:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
Welcome to AMEN
Previous Threads:
SpoilerEvil Inc. Do-gooders beware! - Psyke_D [Thread Auto-pruned]
AMEN, Godmodding and Good Hating since, well, the last thread. - Rex Idiotarum
AMEN III: Revenge of the Munchkins - Rex Idiotarum
AMEN IV: Return of the Pogo - Rex Idiotarum
AMEN V: Rise of the Magtoks/Maggots - Rex Idiotarum
AMEN VI: The Secret of Saurous Rock - Lord Magtok
AMEN 007: Casino Ratavo - Saurous [Thread mysteriously missing]
AMEN VIII: The REAL one! - Fus.Weapon 1337
Amen IX: They just wouldn't stay away! - Korith
AMEN X: Call of Moonthulu - Castaras
AMEN XI: Raiders of the Lost Pie - PirateMonk
AMEN XII: Now pretty much equivalent to Final Fantasy! - Castaras
Amen XIII: Thread 1408 - Vespe Ratavo
AMEN XIV: A Growing Industry - PirateMonk
AMEN XV: Up to Eleven Days a Week- Vespe Ratavo.
AMEN XVI: Sanity's Requiem - PirateMonk
AMEN XVII: <insert witty title here> - Castaras
AMEN XVIII: Idiocracy - PirateMonk
AMEN XIX: Now Slightly Older Than Your Average Goldfish - Raistlin
AMEN XX: Welcome, Here's Your Accordion - Vael
AMEN XXI: All that is Necessary for Evil to Succeed is that Good Men do Nothing - Magtok
AMEN XXII: WARNING - Contents may Cause Insomnia, Nausea, Nightmares and Psychosis - Uncle Festy
AMEN XXIII: For ever Action, there is an Evil and Opposite Reaction - Haruki-kun
AMEN XXIV: The √of all evil- Shas'aia Toriia
AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)-Saurous
AMEN XXVI: Attack of the Klones -Lord Vader
AMEN XXVII: You All Saw It, the Orphanage Attacked Us- Goblin Music
AMEN XXVIII: The Melancholy of Haruki- PirateMonk
AMEN Trophy Case:
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Want to join? Simple::
- Wander aimlessly in.
- Avoid the random AMENites/HALOers who will attempt to kill you.
- Poke one of the current members until they hand you the paperwork.
- If the aforementioned current member you poke kills you rather than hands you the paperwork, then you didn't pay attention to step 2. Repeat steps 2 & 3.
- Sign the mountain of paperwork, preferably in your own blood, although anyone's blood will do.
- Prepare to have had your non-existent soul to have been sold to
whoever gave you the legalese our leader-by-default, Lord Walrus the AMEN soul bank for the goodly disinclinedsome guy on E-bay. - Congratulations! You're now an official AMENite! Do random stuff! Kill people! Make things asplode, explode, and resplode!
And if you're just visiting, then please do not leave muddy footprints in the base. Also, please try to avoid bleeding all over the furniture. All those who visit should be aware that AMEN take no responsibility whatsoever for any torture/evil practices/soul stealing/spontaneous combustion/death that may occur to the individual visiting. Srsly.
Disclaimer:
AMEN is in a different reality than The Town. It is not a part of The Town, does not cross over into it, and does not follow its rules.
SpoilerLast edited by Phase; 2008-11-25 at 07:50 PM.
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2008-11-13, 05:55 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2006
- Location
- Cosmo Canyon
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
f1RST p0S7!
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2008-11-13, 06:37 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2007
- Location
- Atlantic Ocean
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
lulz, n00b, badd gra|\/|Mar iZ against t3h bored rulez
i ahm repotin joo nao
But in all seriousness, prepare to get shot for bad grammar.
*bang*SpoilerAvvies by Z-Axis, now bearer of 3 divine rank.
So you may have heard of Lord Herman. Well, he's pretty awesome.
Chief Arial Commander of HALO
Through hostilties, Leader of AMEN
Annoyingly Androgynous ElfLarger Avvies:Shas aia Toriia (under constuction)Spoiler
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2008-11-13, 06:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
Oscar inhales deeply.
"Aah. You gotta love the smell of a new thread..."
He then keels over, unconscious. Martin walks in with his visor shut and his rebreather on.
"Has anyone seen a vial of dark blue liquid? It's about this big, and..."
He spots Oscar.
"Hmm. Well, not to cause a panic, but i recommend we evacuate the base for a period of, say, twelve to sixteen hours. For no reason, really."
He grabs Oscar by the back of the head and drags him out of the main room.
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2008-11-13, 06:41 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2006
- Location
- Cosmo Canyon
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
gah! mah heed is leekin'!! the water clone dissolves.
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2008-11-13, 07:19 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2007
- Location
- The Nation of Procrasti
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
Uncle sloshes his negative energy cocktail in it's glass. He ignores Martin, as undead don't breate.
Quote Of TheWeekWhenever I Feel Like Updating It (last updated 1/17/12)SpoilerOriginally Posted by Phase
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2008-11-13, 09:02 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2006
- Location
- Missionary Pirate Ship
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
"Excellent choice of title."
Spoiler
Do you surmise it's wise to have laser beams emitting from your eyes?
-They Might Be Giants, "The Lady and the Tiger"
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2008-11-13, 09:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
Unfortunately for Festy, It's not poison-It's an airborne strain of a flesh-eating bacterium, the one thing that actually eats zombies(along with everything else organic.) Fortunately, though, his cup of negative energy will negate most of the damage done. (I recommend keeping a thermos of the stuff handy for the foreseeable future, by the way.) On a related note, Piratemonk will feel a burning sensation on his skin, eyes, tongue, and lungs.
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2008-11-13, 09:43 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2007
- Location
- The Nation of Procrasti
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
Uncle sighs. "Sphere of Force. Air Purge." He is now in the center of an impenetrable, poison-free zone.
Quote Of TheWeekWhenever I Feel Like Updating It (last updated 1/17/12)SpoilerOriginally Posted by Phase
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2008-11-13, 09:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
Martin walks in, visor down and rebreather on, carrying what amounts to a large vacuum. He looks at Uncle Festy, who is not being eaten by microbes, and stops.
"I really need to find a way to use magic like that. It would be so helpful."
He switches on the machine, and it flash-filters the air. He flips up his visor and turns off his breathing apparatus.
"Much better."
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2008-11-13, 09:59 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2006
- Location
- Cosmo Canyon
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
you know if you want to hurt people all you have to do is stab them
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2008-11-13, 10:01 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2007
- Location
- Atlantic Ocean
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
Shas telprots inside the sphere.
Hmm. . . without any air in here, how can I talk?SpoilerAvvies by Z-Axis, now bearer of 3 divine rank.
So you may have heard of Lord Herman. Well, he's pretty awesome.
Chief Arial Commander of HALO
Through hostilties, Leader of AMEN
Annoyingly Androgynous ElfLarger Avvies:Shas aia Toriia (under constuction)Spoiler
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2008-11-13, 10:04 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2007
- Location
- The Nation of Procrasti
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
"Gah!" Uncle leaps backwards, slamming into the side of the sphere. Which starts rolling. Fast. It bounces off the nearest wall, caroms off the ceiling, and falls onto Martin.
Quote Of TheWeekWhenever I Feel Like Updating It (last updated 1/17/12)SpoilerOriginally Posted by Phase
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2008-11-13, 10:17 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2008
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
The floor garners a new, Martin shaped dent as the sphere of force shoves him two feet into the floor. With a grunt, Martin gets up, lifts the sphere of force, and heaves it straight at GM.
"It was an accidental lab release, cut me some slack. Or, keep bothering me, and I devise a strand of the virus to rot your tongue out. Not pleasant, Hmm?"
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2008-11-13, 10:29 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2006
- Location
- Missionary Pirate Ship
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
PM casts Sterilize on himself, killing all microbes in and on him. He then collapses and dies due to lack of vital microbes.
Spoiler
Do you surmise it's wise to have laser beams emitting from your eyes?
-They Might Be Giants, "The Lady and the Tiger"
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2008-11-13, 11:37 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2006
- Location
- Cosmo Canyon
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
the sphere is is hits, but the sand clone just reforms
can't have a fleshy tongue eaten if i don't have one!
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2008-11-14, 09:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
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Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
Martin rolls his eyes.
"I'm going back to my workshop. If anybody bothers me, I'm levering them."
He drags the flash-air purifier back down the stairs.
((For a description of levered, see this page.))
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2008-11-14, 09:53 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2007
- Location
- The Steamboat
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
A deep rumbling is felt within the base as a huge eight bajillion ton truck crashes into the wall of the base, in reverse destroying half of the room and running over Shas in the process. A young Angel jumps out the passanger seat, shaking, unable to stand or fly.
"Haruki! Listen to me! All Angelic Specifications and stuff aside, that is NOT the proper way to drive a motorized vehicle."
Out of the Driver's seat, Haruki jumps out. "WOOO! That was fun! Hey, come on, lay off me, I've only just learned to drive. Besides, how was I supposed to know 'R' meant reverse? It could have been anything! Like... Rapidly! Or 'Really Fast' Why didn't they just label the 'D' as an 'F' for forward instead?"
"Oh, I've got you an F right here, you--"
"LANGUAGE!"
"Bite me!" The passenger Angel gets on the Driver's seat and pulls out of the base. "I'm never letting you drive anything other than a Mario Kart Racing Car!"
"It's OK, man! I was happy to see you, too!"
Haruki walks to the couch and jumps on it, throwing his luggage aside. "Ah... finally back home. Hey, we have a newbie! Hi, new guy! What's your name?"
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2008-11-14, 11:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
Martin stops dragging the machine long enough to answer.
"I am Martin, the newest of an apparently large number of evil scientists working in this building. I will tell you now, and once only, to stay out of the Engineering Bay unless you are explicitly asked by me to come down to it. Failure to adhere to this rather simple guideline will result in extreme pain, followed shortly by death."
He adjusts the settings on his Powered Armor, and hefts the two-ton block of machinery over his shoulder, disappearing down the stairs. Oscar slithers in and looks at Haruki.
"Massive property damage? I like you already. I'm Oscar. I'm here because I bummed a ride from Martin when he left our reality. I enjoy killing things, pissing off Martin, and long walks on the beach. Sometimes I party."
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2008-11-14, 11:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
- Location
- Cosmo Canyon
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
Welcome back
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2008-11-14, 01:44 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2007
- Location
- The Steamboat
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
"Thanks, GM!
Oh, glad to have you around here. No, I'll stay out of anything engineering related, cuz engineers like Math, and Math sucks."
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2008-11-14, 03:11 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2007
- Location
- Not there.
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
Atomsized strolls in.
Does anyone get the title?
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2008-11-14, 03:14 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2007
- Location
- Ancapistan
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
A purple lightning bolt drops down in front of Atomsized. From it's impact point, Rand appears
Yo, I hope you don't mind if I drop by for a quick tour of your, erhm, *snicker* operations.Dark Souls Remake in a Nutshell
Don't mess with a Primarch
Sometimes I make avatars too. Shoot me a PM if interested.
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2008-11-14, 03:18 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2007
- Location
- Not there.
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
Atomsized scratches his head.
Well....it's been awhile since i came here, so i wouldn't know if there were any operations going on....you'll probably have to ask someone else.
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2008-11-14, 03:19 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2007
- Location
- Ancapistan
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
Hmm, understandable.
He scans the room he's in, and a voice echoes throughout the facility
is there anyone else here?Dark Souls Remake in a Nutshell
Don't mess with a Primarch
Sometimes I make avatars too. Shoot me a PM if interested.
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2008-11-14, 04:06 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2006
- Location
- Missionary Pirate Ship
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2008-11-14, 04:14 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2007
- Location
- Ancapistan
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
Oh, hai. What's up?
Dark Souls Remake in a Nutshell
Don't mess with a Primarch
Sometimes I make avatars too. Shoot me a PM if interested.
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2008-11-14, 04:21 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2007
- Location
- The Nation of Procrasti
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
((Yes.))
"Oh. Hi Haruki. Want a drink?" Uncle pours another cup of black liquid, and passes it to Haruki.Quote Of TheWeekWhenever I Feel Like Updating It (last updated 1/17/12)SpoilerOriginally Posted by Phase
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2008-11-14, 06:12 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2008
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
Oscar pipes up, waving his claws.
"Don't do it! He plans to kill you and take your stuff!"
He then takes the cup and drinks it himself, falling over and twitching.
"Gak...Decaf...Losing all energy...Must...Remain...Conscious..."
Oscar stops moving, and chainsaw snores can be heard.
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2008-11-14, 08:32 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2006
- Location
- Outrageous Places
- Gender
Re: AMEN XXIX: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air
"It just so happens I'm experimenting with airborne toxins as well. I'm just smart enough to keep them in my lab," comes a voice, right behind Martin.
Should he turn around, he'll come face to face with Phase I Clone Trooper Armour. Because that's how Fullbladder rolls.The above post sponsored by Fullbladder Manufacturing.
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