Funniest Inn Names

[Alcopop]

Ok guys, funniest, weirdest and most random inn names from you or a game you've played!

Heres mine (both from my GM)

The Prancing Soldier
A gay bar that had the best drinks in town. One character would always persuade another to go in there and pretend to be gay so that they could get the drinks. Hilarity Ensued.

The Leaky Wench
The dodgiest port town inn ever... ever!


Whadoyagot?

[Flickerdart]

In a D20 Modern game, we had a "The Loading Bar".

[Zeful]

In a D20 Modern game, we had a "The Loading Bar".

That sounds like it should be in Shadowrun.

[adanedhel9]

A couple campaigns ago, my players seemed to get a kick out of "The Rusty Sickle", which I still don't find particularly funny.

[Zeta Kai]

Actual inn/tavern names that have seen use in my games:

• The Boiled Cat
• The Wounded Whale
• The Dead Duck
• The Broken Egg
• The Smilin’ Lion
• The Drunken Whore
• The Puking Peasant
• The Bent Finger
• The Boiled Weasel
• The Burning Itch
• The One-Eyed Willy
• The Come-On Inn
• The Cat ‘n’ Bucket
• The Orc’s Bladder

My favorite name? The Bull’s Milk. Just think about it.

[Deth Muncher]

In my Oriental Adventures campaign, I've got the seedier of the two inns in town called "The Enraged Panda."

Now think of Tekken 3.

[Brauron]

My roommate uses, when he DMs, a McDonald's-like chain of taverns called the Drunketeria.

[Akisa]

In my Oriental Adventures campaign, I've got the seedier of the two inns in town called "The Enraged Panda."

Now think of Tekken 3.

I think of PVPonline when I hear enraged panda...

[BizzaroStormy]

"The Flaming Gnome"

just...*facepalm*

[Collin152]

The Prancing Soldier
A gay bar that had the best drinks in town. One character would always persuade another to go in there and pretend to be gay so that they could get the drinks. Hilarity Ensued.

I'll try very hard not to be offended.
Very hard.

Two and a half words, people: Wok-on Inn.

[Lycan 01]

I think for our next session my players will be starting in "The Generic Inn" or "The Cliche Tavern."

[Xefas]

The current game I'm playing in has three taverns; each for a different division of the city.

The tavern in the upper-class sector is named "The Thirsty Fish", and the tavern in the slums is named "The Dizzy Priest".

I find both of those amusing, though the one in the middle-class area is pretty "meh".

[Lerky]

The Dancing Fox Inn

[ahzreal]

From a campaign I was in with my gnoll barbarian character: The Gnoll's Head, featuring an actual gnoll's remains. The tavern only stood for a few more rounds. ^_^

[SurlySeraph]

The Twitching Modron, in Sigil.

[Roderick_BR]

The Scream.

You understand when you go in, and see the barwomen

[Carrion_Humanoid]

Actual inn/tavern names that have seen use in my games:

• The Boiled Cat
• The Wounded Whale
• The Dead Duck
• The Broken Egg
• The Smilin’ Lion
• The Drunken Whore
• The Puking Peasant
• The Bent Finger
• The Boiled Weasel
• The Burning Itch
• The One-Eyed Willy
• The Come-On Inn
• The Cat ‘n’ Bucket
• The Orc’s Bladder

My favorite name? The Bull’s Milk. Just think about it.

Which is why, Zeta, you win at Everything DM

Here are some of mine.

• The Bloated Baby Inn
• The Mexak Inn
• The Crunchy Water Inn
• The Fried Feces Inn

[Pie Guy]

The Grappling Pixie

[Ixahinon]

The Grappling Pixie

Wonder where you got that one.

[The Glyphstone]

I had an "inn" of sorts in my campaign called Thog Sells Beer. It wasn't an inn so much as a tavern, as it didn't have anywhere to stay, but it did have the best beer in the city, and was run by an Orc named Thog (obviously). The recipe was a secret, and my players became obsessed with sneaking in and finding out how the beer was made - for a while, they got it into their heads that it involved orc urine somehow. Thog had VERY good security despite being Int 6, however, so they never did find out, and I never had to decide.

[MisterSaturnine]

• Mouth's Inn
• The Mant Inn (if it only had a heart)
• The Venials Inn
• The Mysterious Hooded Traveler Inn (guess their clientele)
• The Violent Cassowary
• The Salad Inn (in a ToB-less campaign. The owner doesn't like Crusaders)
• The Indignant Elephant

Please don't hit me for all the bad puns.

[Fax Celestis]

"The Broken Drum."

...what?

[Kroy]

The Half-Eaten Cat,
I'm serious!

[Deth Muncher]

"The Broken Drum."
The Mended Drum.
...what?

Fixed that for you.

[Szilard]

I sometimes put taverns in the middle of a dungeon. They were all called "On the Way Inn."

[AngelSword]

After much joking in my campaign, the party came across a tavern known as "Angst." It was nothing but corners, and each corner was filled with a shady figure, leering at everyone else in the tavern.

In similar fashion, the party promptly set fire to it, armed themselves, and set to work at killing anyone who survived the blaze.

[Fhaolan]

Once, the party was looking for a tavern. Not looking for adventure hooks, or anything like that. They just wanted to eat.

They spotted a Inn, and glanced at the sign swinging outside. It was a sheep, apparently a male one given the spiralling horns, eating from what everyone swore looked like a bowl of spagetti.

Ram & Noodle

I'll start running now...

[Dervag]

"The Broken Drum."

...what?

It can't be beat!
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I'm going to go with "The Burning Ice Cube."

The name stirs up business, because anyone who tries to figure out how to make ice cubes burn will get so confused that they need a drink.

[Zeta Kai]

It can't be beat!

That's a hilarious response to the name. I'm gonna use that.

[Celeres]

prancing badger.

it became funnier when i finally got a badger out of my bag of tricks to represent it.