Vote Up A Villain V: Epic! [Voting Closed, Villain Complete!]

[LordZarth]

30 FTW!

I'm going to guess: Vote Up A Giant What Would You Do. Or something along those lines.

VUA God What Would You Do?

[Mewtarthio]

Vote Up A God Who Wants You Dead?

[Juhn]

30 FTW!

I'm going to guess: Vote Up A Giant What Would You Do. Or something along those lines.

VUA God What Would You Do?

The second one there is a variation on my first guess, by the way. And mine wasn't correct from what I know.

[afroakuma]

Mewtarthio wins!

[Juhn]

It appears I was pretty close.

Oh well, I've already got a homebrew kicking around. Mewtarthio deserves his.

[afroakuma]

Not to mention you get a sweet sweet parody contest out of it.

Vote Up A God Who Wants You Dead is indeed going to run.

[thegurullamen]

It shall be a god of greed, one not above hiring lawns to do his dirty work.

[Egiam]

16. I want to get to use this dude.

[Owrtho]

Not to mention you get a sweet sweet parody contest out of it.

Vote Up A God Who Wants You Dead is indeed going to run.

Lol, Its almost the same as what I thought. Just slightly different wording...

Owrtho

[Magnor Criol]

It shall be a god of greed, one not above hiring lawns to do his dirty work.

He hires lawns to do his dirty work? Is he a god of gardening?

He sounds like a really down-to-earth kinda guy. Y'know, a real sodding fellow. The kind of guy that just...grows on you. You'd better respect his turf, though, or else he might go green with envy. Then he'll start to sow the seeds of discontent, and you may well find a blade in your back before long...But, you know, as long as you don't go digging around where you shouldn't, he's probably a pretty decent fellow.

Eh, not my best work.

[Lord Mancow]

CR 30!

My friend reckons that D&D is breakable at level 8. I hope to throw this guy at him and prove him wrong.
(He means breakable as in there are no challenges because of spells)

[puppyavenger]

CR 30!

My friend reckons that D&D is breakable at level 8. I hope to throw this guy at him and prove him wrong.
(He means breakable as in there are no challenges because of spells)

the constructs a artificer.....that means he's just one of the broken ones.

[afroakuma]

CR 30!

My friend reckons that D&D is breakable at level 8. I hope to throw this guy at him and prove him wrong.
(He means breakable as in there are no challenges because of spells)

Oh, I'm certain this guy will break your friend's brokenness. Unless he's planning Pun-Pun or suchlike.

[Alteran]

I'll vote for a CR of 21.

[Reath]

Oh my.

I just realize.

I started a bandwagon!

[afroakuma]

Technically, I started it, what with the "Epic" and the neon red "High CR" bit.

[Juhn]

He hires lawns to do his dirty work? Is he a god of gardening?

He sounds like a really down-to-earth kinda guy. Y'know, a real sodding fellow. The kind of guy that just...grows on you. You'd better respect his turf, though, or else he might go green with envy. Then he'll start to sow the seeds of discontent, and you may well find a blade in your back before long...But, you know, as long as you don't go digging around where you shouldn't, he's probably a pretty decent fellow.

Eh, not my best work.

This loses almost all of it's funny if it's bolded.

[Limos]

You know we might as well just move along to Alignment. It seems pretty much a foregone conclusion that it's going to be CR 30.

[afroakuma]

I sense impatience.

However, due to stupid extenuating circumastances IRL, I will do the turnover early. 24 minutes for final voting.

[starwoof]

I dunno there's still a good chance 24 could come from behind.

/cough.

[Reath]

Shh!

Don't take away my hopes and dreams of bandwagon beginning!

[afroakuma]

Alright, the turnover has happened early since I won't be up late enough to do the normal one. The winner by miles was CR 30.

Now, you may start voting for this sinister structure's Alignment!

[puppyavenger]

Lawful neutral because really.

[afroakuma]

I already did a CR 25 Inevitable, just so you know.

[Reath]

Lawful Evil.

[thegurullamen]

Lawful neutral because really.

Ditto








Now to leave a large white space so people will think there is something written here. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Yep.....ditto. (Word count.)

[Owrtho]

Choatic Good, cuz I can't think of anything else at the moment.

Owrtho

[Zeta Kai]

Well, Afro's done all the Evils, as well as CN, so I vote Neutral Good!
See, I don't have to always make logical sense.

[Heliomance]

Lawful Good! I will vote that in every contest until it goes through!

[Magnor Criol]

This loses almost all of it's funny if it's bolded.

Not if you imagine it as some sort of uber-cheesy, B-rated comedian in a bad plaid suit talking at some seedy dive. Imagine a nice, big, pleading grin accompanying each pun. :D

Also, puns never lose their funny. (Unless you have to explain them...)

My vote's for Lawful Neutral, too. Not an Inevitable, just LN; he is geometric, after all.