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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Default Choosing to fail a D20 roll [funny-ish]

    I know you can chose to fail a save or skill check on purpose, but can you do similar things with attack rolls?

    for instance, if you chose to attack the ground with a body slam?

    throwing yourself a the ground and missing.


    (BTW Don't Panic. it's just a joke)
    Nerd-o-rama Wrote on 10/16/06 at 01:06:57:
    Even creatures listed as "Always Alignment" have one-in-a-million exceptions: the Chaotic Good White Dragon Ranger yearning to throw off the reputation of its Evil kin, anybody?


    Dice for the Dice God! D20s for the D20 Throne!

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Default Re: Choosing to fail a D20 roll [funny-ish]

    Quote Originally Posted by vanyell View Post
    I know you can chose to fail a save or skill check on purpose, but can you do similar things with attack rolls?

    for instance, if you chose to attack the ground with a body slam?

    throwing yourself a the ground and missing.


    (BTW Don't Panic. it's just a joke)
    It something special to miss the ground tho. You need to be suitably distracted by a nice set of legs or your airline luggage that went missing years ago.

    On topic, I have seen a deck of critical fumble cards used for that purpose. I also once played with a group that used a fumble table. It can be funny, but in the long run I personally believe it is more detrimental to the players because it will happen and at the worst opportune times.
    You just lost the game. I lost too but at least I took someone down with me.

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    Troll in the Playground
     
    Zombie

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    Default Re: Choosing to fail a D20 roll [funny-ish]

    Do you know where your towel is?

    I know where BOTH my towels are! :D

    that was awesome.

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    Bugbear in the Playground
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    Default Re: Choosing to fail a D20 roll [funny-ish]

    You can, in fact, choose to fail an attack roll.

    If you attack the ground with a body slam and choose to fail your attack roll, then you start falling upwards.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Choosing to fail a D20 roll [funny-ish]

    The problem is that you can't even make the attack roll against the planet. The darn thing is always grappling everyone and you've got a grapple modifier roughly equivalent to escape velocity in order to even attempt to throw yourself at the world and miss.

    Sorry.

    Though I can see intentionally swinging your weapon at someone and whiffing. I mean, how ward could that be? Just come up a few inches too short. Sure the rules don't say that you can. But playing by the strict rules alone is boring.

    And inherently self contradictory (and often nonsensical).
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    Titan in the Playground
     
    MindFlayer

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    Default Re: Choosing to fail a D20 roll [funny-ish]

    This concept intrigues me. The hilarity that could ensue... For Call of Cthulhu, at least. If my players found out they could auto-roll 100s for certain things, it would be interesting. They've always wanted to know what would happen in certain situations for 100's... (I think we've only had one. A kick roll ended with an awkward drop kick and a dislocated ankle)

    Seriously. I already decided that if they roll a 100 on a Spot Hidden check in the 1920's, they'll see a drink machine in the future because that is just how badly they weren't paying attention.
    Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Default Re: Choosing to fail a D20 roll [funny-ish]

    "I attack all of the air around my opponent!"

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    MindFlayer

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    Default Re: Choosing to fail a D20 roll [funny-ish]

    Quote Originally Posted by Mephit View Post
    "I attack all of the air around my opponent!"
    Reminds me of the time I learnt why not to cast a fireball in an airtight room
    Boats are like nuts, the outside is hard but the inside is usually good to eat.


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