Happy Thanksmasnewyearskwanzaakkah! [Open To All]

[Vespe Ratavo]

In a small, snow-covered valley, on the border between the Town and the ACRONYM universe, lies a tiny village consisting of gingerbread buildings. There, happy Magbots frolic and play, building toys for good little girls and boys. Every day, if you listen closely, you can hear their screams of agonizing pain as they're forced to do this instead of kicking puppies or similar evil deeds.

In the center of the town lies a giant chair, where you can line up to have your picture taken with Vespe Claus and tell him what you want for Thanksmasnewyearskwanzaakkah. Nine times out of ten, it'll be in the sack sitting beside him (it seems to be bigger on the inside).

There's also singing, candy, and all sorts of Thanksmasnewyearskwanzaakkah events, like the traditional Pin The Knife On The Magtok.

Have fun (and try not to blow everything up)!

[TwoBitWriter]

"What's this, what's this? There's color everywhere..." Jon asks as he steps through the snow, marvelling at all the lights.

He approaches Vespe Claus curiously. "What is the purpose of all this?"

[Vespe Ratavo]

Ho ho ho! Why, it's Thanksmasnewyearskwanzaakkah! That special time of year when we celebrate peace, love, and the buying and receiving of gifts! What do you want for Thanksmasnewyearskwanzaakkah little boy?

[Emperor Ing]

A man in an indistinguishable military uniform walks in, and scans the area. He then looks into the sky, as the valley is eclipsed by a massive starship. The man then notices the "Do not blow everything up" sign. He frowns, and walks away, and the starship, across 10 minutes, makes a u-turn into the direction it originally came from.

[TwoBitWriter]

"Well, I uh... I don't know. I have always wanted to be my own master. Can you help me with that?"

[Haruki-kun]

Haruki looks around the area.

"Oh mai! What a beautiful area. This must be--

VESPE CLAUS!" The Angel runs towards Vespe Claus and tackle-hugs him, probably knocking the chair over.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe raises an eyebrow. I suppose. Is it mind control? Or psychological? How are you not your own master? I have to- aaaa! The chair is knocked over. Oh. Hi 'Ruki.

[Raistlin1040]

Amour appears, blinking. Well, what is this now?

[TwoBitWriter]

"My master just created me to follow orders... I'm trying to break that compulsion. Can I get that for Thanksmasnewyearskwanzaakka?"

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe stands up, and waves to Amour. Hi Amour! It's Thanksmasnewyearskwanzaakkah, a winter holiday about love and capitalism! He turns to Jon. Maybe. I'd probably have to go inside your mind, though.

[Raistlin1040]

(Also Vespe, it's totally Newchristmahanukwazicus.)

Amour nods. I see.

[Duos]

Oscar burrows up through the snow, and spies the gingerbread houses.
"Food! It must be generic holiday time!"
The hydralisk then proceeds to eat the Magbots out of house and home, literally. After belching, Oscar spies Vespe.
"And there's the generic gift giving being! Happy day."
Slithering over, Oscar coils up near Vespe.
"Can I have the subjugation of civilized life as we know it to the Queen of Blades? Or, if you don't have that in your sack, I'd settle for a big bag of assorted deadly objects. And a mint."

[TwoBitWriter]

Jon shakes his head and sighs. "Sorry, none of that stuff for now."

To Amour, "I like your home, its very lovely... a stark contrast to what I had been used to."

[Vespe Ratavo]

A golden glow engulfs the remains of the gingerbread homes. They slowly begin to regenerate, looking slightly different, but still gingerbread.

Vespe rummages through his sack. Sorry, no subjugation. Here's your toys, though, please wait until you get home to play with them. He hands Oscar a bag full of assorted lethal things. And one mint.

[Fan]

Noctis walks into the thread intrigued by Vespe's new alter ego as Vespe clause. Is there anyone that bard CANT impersonate?

[Vespe Ratavo]

Noctis walks into the thread intrigued by Vespe's new alter ego as Vespe clause. Is there anyone that bard CANT impersonate?

Yes. Damn you, Bob Saget.

Vespe waves at Noctis. Happy Thanksmasnewyearskwanzaakkah!

[Fan]

Noctis waves back at Vespe Clause rather entertained by the landscape.
"Happy Thanksmasnewyearskwanzaakkah to you as well."

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fullbladder comes a'running, his long pale grey robes hiked up. Then he sees Vespe Claus. With a bit of a struggle he pokes his face out of the low grey hood and his shoulders sag, the icicle-covered scythe in his hand almost carving a bit into the snow.

"Huh. Guess I'm not needed. Ah well. Maybe they'll need the Ghost of Christmas Past next year."

He turns away and begins to shuffle off.

Yes, he's aware that his outfit better fits the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come, but I rather fancy the idea of the Ghost of Christmas Past being the Reaper-figure.

[Fan]

Walking up to the man in the chair in a red suit Noctis says
"So, Vespe Clause what do you have in that wonderful little sack of yours for a fellow music affecianto. The death of the rap genre would be favourable."

[Vespe Ratavo]

Victoria appears in front of Fullbladder, wearing a Santa hat. Where are you going? We always need the ghosts to put the Christmas spirit into people.
I wish. They don't let me kill genres of music, or it'd already be dead. Want anything else?

[Fan]

"They never let a bard have fun anymore do they? Well, I would appreciate some magical medicine. I have a few freinds back home who would appreicate it."

[Vespe Ratavo]

Sure. Vespe pulls out a bottle of something pink and hands it to him. One bottle of elixir. Cures just about anything. Don't drop it.

[Fan]

" Thank you. Have a happy Thanksmasnewyearskwanzaakkah Vespe Clause. You ever need any help just whistle."
He says as he takes the bottle of elixir smiling softly.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe waves. Happy Thanksmasnewyearskwanzaakkah!

[TwoBitWriter]

Jon starts getting heavy into the "Special" Thanksmasnewyearskwanzaakkah Egg Nog.

Stumbling around, he speaks in a slurred speech. "I canz haz cheezburgerzz...?"

He collapses and passes out in the snow, deadtiming.

(Hey, for this plot thread, Vespe can feel free to God-Mod Plot Clone Jon)

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"So I am needed? Hot dog!"

Fullbladder flops the hood back over his face. Then he bows low to Victoria, possibly in gratitude, coming back up with the requisite crooked back. He proceeds slink into perimeter of the festivities, leaning on the scythe.

He'll hunt down anyone coming into the area with any sort of scroogeness, grumpiness, or general lack of cheer and send them, properly threatened (unless they don't scare easy), at Vespe.

[Bergett]

((I wonder if it's a good idea that Michael and Ravik meet each other probably not... oh well))

ravik walks into the curious town, making one simple question

Where's the beer?

MIchael comes in on the other side of town, knifes himself a bit of gingerbread from a nearby house and starts munching on it.

*Scarf* Hmm I wonder how much of this town is edible...?

[Green-Shirt Q]

The Q drives into town on his motorcycle to see what all the fuss is about.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Victoria disappears and reappears in front of Ravik. No beer. There's eggnog, though. She offers him a glass of eggnog. She pops over to Michael. All of it. She disappears.

Vespe waves at Q. Happy Thanksmasnewyearskwanzaakkah!

[Green-Shirt Q]

The Q looks over in a puzzled face.

What is a "Thanksmasnewyeawhateveritisyoujustsaidthere?" I never heard of it.