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2008-12-17, 06:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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I take a Potato Chip...AND EAT IT!
As said by one evil psycopath, whose natural 20 in penmanship killed a man.
Simply put, share your stories of characters that have epicly done the mundane (as opposed to a mundane epic)."So Marbles, why do they call you Marbles?"
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2008-12-17, 06:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I take a Potato Chip...AND EAT IT!
whenever the dm says "you see _____", I say it in a nonthreatining, almost ben stein voice "I see _____"
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2008-12-17, 07:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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I once beat a lich to death with a baseball bat, if that counts. Actually, I did it repeatedly, since he kinda cheated on his regeneration.
EDIT: on second thought, this is more like doing the epic mundanely.Last edited by Nerd-o-rama; 2008-12-17 at 07:01 PM.
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2008-12-17, 07:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I take a Potato Chip...AND EAT IT!
I had a character with Perform (Dance). One day, I jokingly asked the DM what the DC on a Fred Astaire Ceiling Dance would be, and the DM replied "60".
A few minutes later, my bard defied gravity and danced her way around a giant pit trap. Granted, the sorceress could have just casted a Fly spell on us all, but I was somewhat confident in my 15% +Action roll chance."So Marbles, why do they call you Marbles?"
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2008-12-17, 07:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I take a Potato Chip...AND EAT IT!
Originally Posted by kladams707
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2008-12-17, 07:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I take a Potato Chip...AND EAT IT!
I was playing in a group which insisted on rolling for every single minor detail, so I took it one step farther: I rolled for walking, opening doors, making sarcastic comments- everything.
Eventually, this happened:
'I slam the door open'
20
'I step in'
20
'I point at the Mayor, shouting 'WHERE IS THE TEMPLE!?'
20
This lead to the DM spending the next 15 minutes describing the exact location of the temple in obsessive detail.
EDIT: My friend wanted me to share his . . . experience . . . from DMing for the first time 6 years ago.
This conversation took place in the middle of combat:
'Can I eat a Kobold?'
'. . What?'
'Can I eat a Kobold?'
' . . . No'
'What if I roll a 20?'
'N-'
20
'Great! I eat it!'
'I said no!'
'What if I roll another 20?'
'NO!'
'Twice!?'
'Fine, lets get this over with'
20
20
He still refused to let him eat the Kobold. Jerk.Last edited by Grey Paladin; 2008-12-17 at 07:22 PM.
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2008-12-17, 07:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I take a Potato Chip...AND EAT IT!
"I grasp the lemon wedge between thumb and index finger. Carefully, so as to not spray myself or others, I SQUEEZE the lemon until the last drop comes forth. I place a cube of sugar in the cup. Again. THRICE! The tea is perfect. I DRINK IT!"
I skipped the part where I boiled the water and added the leaves and such.
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2008-12-17, 07:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I take a Potato Chip...AND EAT IT!
Three lemons and three sugars? That is hardly a mundane tea.
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2008-12-17, 07:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I take a Potato Chip...AND EAT IT!
Last edited by Fax Celestis; 2008-12-17 at 07:27 PM.
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2008-12-17, 07:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I take a Potato Chip...AND EAT IT!
Originally Posted by Fax Celestis
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2008-12-17, 07:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I take a Potato Chip...AND EAT IT!
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2008-12-17, 07:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-12-17, 07:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I take a Potato Chip...AND EAT IT!
Originally Posted by Fax Celestis
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2008-12-17, 07:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-12-17, 07:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I take a Potato Chip...AND EAT IT!
In a PBP, I had a dragon shaman with a super high skill in Craft (Refreshing Alcoholic Beverages).
Many of my drinks involved using lightning breath on the shakers and such.
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2008-12-17, 07:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-12-17, 07:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I take a Potato Chip...AND EAT IT!
I lassoed a hobgoblin once. Around the neck.
So this is a 1E game, and me and my friend had just been chucked into jail after this hobgoblin king gave us a sound beating. We got our (non-magical) equipment, but none of our weapons and magic items. Not knowing any other way out of our situation, I ask the DM if I could attempt to lasso the hobgoblin guard.
Feeling pity for us, the DM says "OK, you got like a five per cent chance of actually catching him with my lasso." (Keep in mind this is 1E, so 100 percentile dice are a must.) I roll a 00 on the first try. I lassoed the hobgoblin, dragged him over to the cell door and stole his keys.
A half-hour later, we were standing over the hobgoblin king's corpse.Last edited by FoE; 2008-12-17 at 08:06 PM.
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2008-12-17, 07:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I take a Potato Chip...AND EAT IT!
Originally Posted by Face Of Evil
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2008-12-17, 08:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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7th Sea is great for this. My last character's highest skill was Millinery (hat-making).
One of the other characters in that game had the Shopping skill. While we were stopped in a pirate port she just 'went shopping'... and rolled something like 70+ on three (open-ended) d10.
It was a shopping trip of legend, that none of us really knew how to describe. She shopped as the gods would shop, and pirates everywhere still tell the story of that day.
They also still tell the story of the flying sea bear, but that's another story entirely...I write a gaming blog. It also hosts my gaming downloads:
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2008-12-17, 08:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-12-17, 08:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I take a Potato Chip...AND EAT IT!
In one of my campaigns we discovered who the bad guy was.
By doing some awkward things with some awkward sex-goddess worshipping elves.
Naked.
The romp ended up with 2 of us in jail and.1 of us unconcious from fall damage- without us even confronting the villain yet.Last edited by Ulti; 2008-12-17 at 08:22 PM.
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2008-12-17, 08:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I take a Potato Chip...AND EAT IT!
I once wrote a couple or three pages describing my character getting up and doing his morning exercises.
I also had a blog for a little while about my Shadowrun ganger trying to make a living the Yakuza... mostly catching him at moments when he was doing absolutely nothing.The Cranky Gamer
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2008-12-17, 09:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I take a Potato Chip...AND EAT IT!
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2008-12-18, 01:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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2008-12-18, 05:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I take a Potato Chip...AND EAT IT!
Christopher Walken approves of your anti-gravity dance number.
"I hear Newton weeping!"
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2008-12-18, 05:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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SNEAK ATTACK!
In one of my campaigns we discovered who the bad guy was.
By doing some awkward things with some awkward sex-goddess worshipping elves.
Naked.
The romp ended up with 2 of us in jail and.1 of us unconcious from fall damage- without us even confronting the villain yet.
Guard: ... you mean Jill?
Jailed Fighter: Aye, that's the one.
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2008-12-18, 06:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I take a Potato Chip...AND EAT IT!
How did you get out of prison after that? Also, why was the awkwardness necessary?
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2008-12-18, 06:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I take a Potato Chip...AND EAT IT!
I remembered a better one for the character mentioned earlier.
Mid-level Paladin
vs.
Vending Machine.
Winner: vending machine.Last edited by Nerd-o-rama; 2008-12-18 at 06:50 AM.
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2008-12-18, 07:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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2008-12-18, 08:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I take a Potato Chip...AND EAT IT!
Cuthulu, something as odd as mid 1980ies setting
My character missed the ice-cream truck.
Seriously, we were sitting doing some reading at one character's house, and the ice cream truck came by (as part of "every day suburbia description"). My character decides he wants some, startling both the GM and the other players by running out to get some, miss the truck and to the dismay of the GM get in the car and catch up to the truck...
Serious business, Ice cream.