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2023-11-21, 05:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: MitD XIX: The Potted Plant Is Starting To Look Reasonable
As enlarge or reduce person show, the specific mechanism for changing size also lists the ability changes that it causes (reduce person is -2 to strength for a reduced size category).
The table is for size changes due to increased HD on a monster, applying it blindly to all size changes has no rules support.
The reason the FBS scales strength for size changes down is not because of some general rule that size changes from any cause scale by that table, it's because we've got exactly two examples of monsters that scale down from adult size due to youth in the rules, and giants lose exactly 8 strength per size category while dragons lose approximately 8 strength per size category and no change seems unreasonable. Scaling the MitD down in size if it is too big to fit under the umbrella means either houseruling or the dungeonbred template, and if Rich is houseruling down size, then it's not unreasonable to expect him to also houserule down strength, as the examples in the rules of that happening show.
But a listed (Ex) ability? That HAS its rules listed in the ability, and says nothing about losing size. And even if it said, "Scale strength based on size as per the size increase table in the improving monsters section of the MM (you'll need to calculate this yourself, reduce rather than increase for smaller sizes)", that still would give 35 strength at fine, which is enough to make smashing someone through a wall by pure strength plausible.
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2023-11-21, 07:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: MitD XIX: The Potted Plant Is Starting To Look Reasonable
Bolding for emphasis.
"A protean can assume the shape of any combination of physical nondeific creatures at the same time as a free action."
(emphasis mine)
I don't know why you assume that the Protean would definitely change size when it shifts. If it consciously changes into a single creature, sure, but a)I see no reason why we should assume MitD would do that here, and b)We have loads of evidence the MITD doesn't even know what he is or how he does the things he does, which makes it even less likely he would purposely shift into a smaller/weaker creature-- because he doesn't know how his powers work or how to control them.
It reads to me like "MitD is not a Protean because he didn't change size/shape in the way I assumed he would, even though he doesn't even know what he is or that he can do that."
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2023-11-22, 12:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: MitD XIX: The Potted Plant Is Starting To Look Reasonable
I mostly agree with your points, but I quibble with this one. Just because he might sometimes accidentally break things (as his reputation says he does), doesn't mean he always does. Other than, ironically, Miko herself, I can't think of a time when he's smashed something accidentally on-screen but we're told its something he does. So, maybe he *does* break half the bowls he eats popcorn from, it just happens off-screen and isn't considered a big deal because they're just bowls.
I did the math on this a while back, and, using real-world physics, if you punch (rather than push) someone so hard you actually knock them up in the air (rather than just knocking them over) you're almost certainly going to inflict massive internal injuries, because you have to hit someone HARD to do that.Last edited by Crusher; 2023-11-22 at 12:58 AM.
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2023-11-22, 01:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: MitD XIX: The Potted Plant Is Starting To Look Reasonable
I'm confused. That's my point as well: I don't think the argument that he hit hard because he can't control his own strength is plausible, because if it was, we would see him break things all the time. And yet, like you (and I) point out we don't, thus why I don't think the argument holds water. Instead, I think he failed at hitting light because the lightest that MitD can hit is still hard enough to punch horses through walls.
Yeah, but OotS most definitely doesn't run on real world physics. V's body was used to demolish a mountain and it barely scuffed them. And that's before going into the relative hardness of rock vis-a-vis humanoid flesh.
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2023-11-22, 01:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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2023-11-22, 09:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: MitD XIX: The Potted Plant Is Starting To Look Reasonable
So if the threads of creation instantly liquify people, maybe Rich is trying to create a connection between the threads of creation and the Protean's Destabilize Form ability, that instantly liquifies people.
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2023-11-22, 02:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: MitD XIX: The Potted Plant Is Starting To Look Reasonable
Come on, that was barely a rock!
It wouldn't and I don't. That's not my point.
If it consciously changes into a single creature, sure, but a)I see no reason why we should assume MitD would do that here, and b)We have loads of evidence the MITD doesn't even know what he is or how he does the things he does, which makes it even less likely he would purposely shift into a smaller/weaker creature-- because he doesn't know how his powers work or how to control them.
It reads to me like "MitD is not a Protean because he didn't change size/shape in the way I assumed he would, even though he doesn't even know what he is or that he can do that."
a. The Monster has no control over its shapeshifting whatsoever, because he doesn't understand it. In this case, how he always has two eyes and an appendage at a fixed position, the former having a fixed appearance, as well as always having a mouth-equivalent orifice seemingly at a fixed position when he appears to insert things into it is mighty odd.
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b. The Monster can consciously control its shape. An assumption readily contradicted by his own admissions of no understanding.
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c. It's vibes-based and instinctive, with features manifesting to cater for his needs without him understanding how the process works. In which case it is odd that he can apparently partial-transform into an Umbral Blot to use an obscure ability he has trouble even naming properly, but when he simply tries to hit lightly, he doesn't even get smaller, although he could trivially achieve that. (I presented the math: it doesn't take weird epic abilities for a full Protean to reduce the damage output of a single hit to a measly 1+11 points.)
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2023-11-22, 03:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: MitD XIX: The Potted Plant Is Starting To Look Reasonable
This got me thinking about two of the instances where MitD displayed some of its power.
In one instance where it launched Miko, she wanted to hit it harder to overcome what she perceived as DR.
For the Escape scene, I think it is safe to assume V and O-Chul wanted to flee.
Maybe somehow MitD picked up on both of those. Instead of hitting lightly when attacking Miko, it sensed Miko's true desire to attack at full strength and (without its own knowledge) MitD attack back at full strength itself?
The reading of desire obviously worked out better for V and O-Chul. They wanted to get away from Xykon and lived.
I have no idea if there is a creature that could do this... but it is an interesting thought to me.
I wonder if there are other examples of this behavior. The stomping scene doesn't fit this observation. Unless it was reading the desire of the demon roach, probably not though.
tldr: Maybe MitD mirrors some feats/powers/strength/etc based on what individuals want or desire? We would probably would see different behavior from MitD with it being around Xykon. I think it's known Xykon desires MitD to be more ruthless (and it isn't).Last edited by mashlagoo1982; 2023-11-22 at 03:45 PM.
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2023-11-22, 04:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: MitD XIX: The Potted Plant Is Starting To Look Reasonable
The Protean does have detect thoughts at will and the ability to have access to its powers only when it wouldn't embarrass it to have them, so we can probably ignore why it didn't use this ability on Xykon here.
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2023-11-22, 06:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: MitD XIX: The Potted Plant Is Starting To Look Reasonable
I am still on Team Slaad. When I read through that list of cons, they all stem from fluff rather than crunch, and fluff is much easier to change for the story. And there has been enough variation on Slaads over the years that there is plenty of wiggle room. And unlike proteans, a slaad is going to be recognizable. If it's a protean, I suspect most people are going to be scratching their heads at the reveal.
The only major objection is about it possibly being product identity, but Sunny's place in the current storyline undercuts that one pretty significantly.
And for that last reason, I am also on Team Snorlax. Mostly because I just really want it to be a Snorlax.Last edited by Sky_Schemer; 2023-11-22 at 06:20 PM.
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2023-11-22, 07:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: MitD XIX: The Potted Plant Is Starting To Look Reasonable
And I'm also Team Snorlax, but put my vote down as Uvuudaum, if only because it's far more bizarre-looking.
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2023-11-23, 06:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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2023-11-23, 06:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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2023-11-23, 08:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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2023-11-23, 08:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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2023-11-23, 09:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: MitD XIX: The Potted Plant Is Starting To Look Reasonable
He doesn't want to ruin the Guess MitD's Species game in the twenty-something threads over the years since MitD first spoke from the shadows. I mean, there are readers who regularly check the comic hoping this time they will discover The Clue™ that allows them to win the game!
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2023-11-23, 09:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: MitD XIX: The Potted Plant Is Starting To Look Reasonable
Why would it be obvious? There are so many shapechanging monsters they get their own subtype. People could be sweating through those as avidly as they sweat monsters that can pass the Circus Scene.
Why is the Circus Scene not "making it obvious" but showing even one alternate set of eyes is?
Personally I think Rich is working to show us the right monster's abilities, one by one, and the extent to which he hides them is to simply not say their names.Last edited by Tubercular Ox; 2023-11-23 at 09:32 PM.
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2023-11-24, 12:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: MitD XIX: The Potted Plant Is Starting To Look Reasonable
One that has been listed in the OP for quite literally over a decade. So at the very least, I really wish those that dislike the protean would come up with either a new objection, or cease retreading old ground. Yes, we get it, they don't like it because they feel that a creature frequently accused of being lazy might have been spending every move action retaining a face to fit in is implausible. But coming here to tell us "I don't buy that it's a protean because there is no overt evidence of changing shape" like this is some major revelation become boring... I don't know, six or seven years ago now?
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2023-11-24, 12:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: MitD XIX: The Potted Plant Is Starting To Look Reasonable
Why is it a surprise that it’s talking?
Why is the Jungle a surprising place to find it?
Why does it smell?
Why don’t the goblins recoil in abject horror at the sight of it?
Why does Xykon think it can swallow things whole?
Why does Xykon think it can vomit the amulet back out?
Why does it break its toys?
Why isn’t it as scary as it should be?
Why can’t it figure out what a Gate is?
How does it shout, “STOP!” ?
How does it do the earthquake?
Why does it hope for things and expect them to happen?
Why does Rich keep telling jokes about it eating sentients?
Why was its father really big? All Proteans are Large.
How does it know Tsukiko has half a ritual?
How does it know what the Astral Plane is?
Why does Oona call it a beast? It’s a monstrosity.
How does it manage trenchant political analysis?
What did Xykon read that made him think the Monster in the Dark wants to eat dwarves?
The Protean can answer none of these with its character sheet. Nearly the entire case for the Protean is a game of pretending that the stuff the thread makes up must be what Rich made up, which itself is premised on the idea that Rich made the Monster in the Dark a Therblewurkersaurus in a dozen scenes so that it could be a Protean in three.TinyMushroom drew my avatarSpoiler: A shaggy dog storyAn evil sorcerer in command of a dark cult is trying to unleash a god-killing abomination more real than the gods themselves. At his side, yellow eyes revealed a Haunter of the Dark. The evil sorcerer ordered it to kill.
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2023-11-24, 01:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: MitD XIX: The Potted Plant Is Starting To Look Reasonable
For the record, I quite like the Protean, I think it's the strongest of the proposed candidates by quite a bit. But the shapeshifting thing is still a pretty big hitch, and it's what's keeping me from going all-in on the Protean.
If the monster was obviously a shapechanger that narrows down the possibilities to a specific subtype of monster, which would drastically reduce the number of viable candidates and make it a lot more obvious.
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2023-11-24, 01:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: MitD XIX: The Potted Plant Is Starting To Look Reasonable
I don't agree it "really bends" anything. We see two eyes in the dark. We don't know what's going on underneath that.
How many of them fit the other scenes? How many of them have shapechanging powers that work in the particular manner of the Protean's?
Quite a few can indeed, just off the top of my head. The language one certainly. The intelligence and detect thoughts at will for some of the others. Others I do not understand how they are a question. ("How does it shout 'STOP'?" With a voice, which it has.) Others yet I don't think necessarily have anything to do with its species, or even will be answered. ("What did Xykon read that made him think the Monster in the Dark wants to eat dwarves?" Who knows? What does it matter? Xykon and Redcloak think the MitD eats a lot and will eat anything, we know that.)
Yeah, I should just stop because we're just rehashing the same things over and over at this point. I just get a little frustrated by arguments that misrepresent the Protean's powers or essentially ask "If the MITD is a Protean, why hasn't Rich shown us the most defining and distinctive characteristic of that species, which he is trying to keep a secret?"
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2023-11-24, 02:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: MitD XIX: The Potted Plant Is Starting To Look Reasonable
Yeah, really bends is an overstatement, and in truth I could easily see a protean design that kept the eyes consistent just so that the character would have some familiar point of reference. It's something which doesn't sit right with me, but that doesn't mean it's a dealbreaker. The eyes in general aren't particularly diagnostic. They were introduced well before the monster's identity was decided and it'd be pretty easy to incorporate them into a design that didn't explicitly feature them. Like if MITD was the red-eyed Athasian Nightmare Beast for example, I could easily imagine the final design being drawn with Lammergeier-style eyes with yellow irises and red sclera to mesh the description with how the monster has been portrayed.
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2023-11-24, 10:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: MitD XIX: The Potted Plant Is Starting To Look Reasonable
They can speak and understand the language of any other creature. It's only surprising when the Therblewurkersaurus speaks common.
And the Therblewurkersaurus has Knowledge (arcana), so Tsukiko's ritual is covered.
If it's so easy for it to use detect thoughts that Rich doesn't even have to signal that it's using any ability at all, why can't it use detect thoughts in the scene where it's trying to please Xykon and can't figure it out? I guess the Therblewurkersaurus doesn't have detect thoughts?
The Therblewurkersaurus has a powerful voice. The Therblewurkersaurus has books written about its love for dwarves. The Therblewurkersaurus is always hungry.
Your story is that Rich wrote a Therblewurkersaurus that sometimes looks like a Protean.
Then maybe he should've shown some of the less obvious features of the Protean, instead of writing a Therblewurkersaurus:
Spoiler: Fitting the story without giving it awayspell resistance
destabilize form
Its entire SLA list: detect thoughts, dimension door, ethereal jaunt, knock, nondetection, plane shift, suggestion.
Its entire skill list: Bluff +59, Diplomacy +53, Disguise +59, Hide +35, Intimidate +47, Jump +29, Listen +55, Move Silently +35, Sense Motive +29, Spot +55
Its entire feat list: Alertness, Cleave, Combat Reflexes, Endurance, Great Cleave, Great Fortitude, Improved Initiative, Iron Will, Lightning Reflexes, Multiattack, Power Attack, Weapon Focus (slam), Blinding Speed, Devastating Critical (slam), Overwhelming Critical (slam)
If Rich isn't going to show the most defining and distinctive characteristics, and he prefers to invent useless details instead of using actual details of the Protean, then the guessing game is dead.Last edited by Tubercular Ox; 2023-11-24 at 11:29 AM.
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2023-11-24, 02:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: MitD XIX: The Potted Plant Is Starting To Look Reasonable
If the Protean's main selling point makes it a poor fit on account of it being
a. either too difficult to guess becasue it cannot be accurately depicted without spoiling the game; or
b. too easy to guess if depicted accurately
that doesn't make pointing that out a poor argument. It makes the Protean a poor fit.
We never see anything clearly indicating constant shapeshifting (or even occasional shapeshifting), but we do see things staying constant (rough size, the eyes, having an umbrealla-supporting appendage, having a mouth-equivalent something-something, all with basically unchanging positions…) which tells us that… Constant shapeshifting is going on?
Yeah, I should just stop because we're just rehashing the same things over and over at this point. I just get a little frustrated by arguments that misrepresent the Protean's powers or essentially ask "If the MITD is a Protean, why hasn't Rich shown us the most defining and distinctive characteristic of that species, which he is trying to keep a secret?"Last edited by Metastachydium; 2023-11-24 at 02:35 PM.
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2023-11-24, 02:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: MitD XIX: The Potted Plant Is Starting To Look Reasonable
And the reveal isn't even going to fix it. Now we know it's a Protean and we still have to wonder why Rich didn't just write it better, with even a single hint of its shapeshifting.
I've always tried to see the story as it's going to exist after the reveal. I can't see people looking at the story, knowing it's a Protean, and thinking that Rich did anything but squander his resources on a dozen red herrings that did nothing but sell the Protean as something it isn't. It just doesn't fit.TinyMushroom drew my avatarSpoiler: A shaggy dog storyAn evil sorcerer in command of a dark cult is trying to unleash a god-killing abomination more real than the gods themselves. At his side, yellow eyes revealed a Haunter of the Dark. The evil sorcerer ordered it to kill.
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2023-11-24, 04:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: MitD XIX: The Potted Plant Is Starting To Look Reasonable
How exactly could the Giant hint at MitD being a shapeshifter without giving away at least that huge part of the puzzle if not the whole thing? Bear in mind that a protean doesn't change sizes due to its passive shapeshifting, and that the only part of MitD we ever see is his eyes.
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2023-11-24, 04:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: MitD XIX: The Potted Plant Is Starting To Look Reasonable
Detect thoughts is a mind-affecting spell and undead, such as Xykon, are immune to all mind-affecting effects. This is useful, since we know from #106 5th and #109 that Xykon was specifically trying to bluff the adventurers, and as far as he Xykon knows, either Elan or Vaarsuvius could be capable of using a Detect Thoughts spell.
Contrast this to the Escape. #653 7th to 11th shows that Xykon just dispelled Vaarsuvius's Mind Blank, and that after that she was vulnerable to mind-affecting effects. Further, Vaarsuvius was hindered by the Mind fog that Tsukiko cast on her, and that spell adds a heavy penalty to will saves. This means that if the MitD tried to use Detect thoughts on Vaarsuvius, he would likely succeed.
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2023-11-24, 04:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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2023-11-24, 05:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: MitD XIX: The Potted Plant Is Starting To Look Reasonable
Why is that a huge part of the puzzle? Rich told us outright that the monster has a smell and can swallow creatures whole, and not a single FBS monster has both those abilities, so clearly a nod or two to shapeshifting would've gone unnoticed until after the reveal, or until after people were so sure it was a Protean it jumped out at them. Except we're there and it doesn't. There are no scenes that hint at any kind of shapeshifting, just attempts to use shapeshifting to cheat the guessing game.
In contrast, Rich could've made the entire plot about shapeshifting. Start with a climb speed, then a fly speed, then a swim speed, and people are thinking, "Alter self," then keep upping the ante until only one monster can do everything that's been seen.
If I can write a better Protean story with a few minutes effort than Rich can manage in 20 years, there is a problem with the Protean.TinyMushroom drew my avatarSpoiler: A shaggy dog storyAn evil sorcerer in command of a dark cult is trying to unleash a god-killing abomination more real than the gods themselves. At his side, yellow eyes revealed a Haunter of the Dark. The evil sorcerer ordered it to kill.
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2023-11-24, 05:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: MitD XIX: The Potted Plant Is Starting To Look Reasonable
No and no.
The creature asked if the big game hunters were ignoring what he was saying because of his smell. (They weren't.)
Xykon assumed that if the creature eats a lot, he's able to swallow Redcloak whole.
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