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2024-05-22, 09:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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What if it was a competition?
As said in the comic referenced in this thread's name, the Order of the Stick has witnessed a certain number of evil speeches during their adventures.
So the question is simple: which evil speech do you think is the best?
I think focusing only on the evil speeches witnessed by at least one member of the Order would be best, but the speeches which weren't can still get honorable mentions.
Personally, my vote goes to Xykon's "power equal power" speech.
Not only the delivery is perfect, but the Lich is 100% correct about what power is. And that single speech ends up changing Vaarsuvius immensely, kickstarting their character development toward becoming a better person and a more efficient user of power.Last edited by Unoriginal; 2024-05-22 at 09:39 AM.
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2024-05-22, 10:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: What if it was a competition?
ABD’s “fragile pointy-eared monkey” one is a personal favorite of mine.
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2024-05-22, 10:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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2024-05-22, 11:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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Xykon's power is power speech.
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2024-05-22, 11:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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2024-05-22, 10:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: What if it was a competition?
Xykon's Power Equals Power speech is usually my go-to. Hel's big speech at the Godsmoot is also a contender, in addition to the others mentioned.
I'd also saySpoiler: SoDRXykon's final monologue to Redcloak is a contender.
If we're limiting ourselves only to villain monologues given by members of the Order, I'd say spliced V describing the effects of Familicide beats any villainous monologue Belkar has given (and no one else in the Order has anything that qualifies as a villain speech).Last edited by 137beth; 2024-05-22 at 10:23 PM.
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2024-05-22, 11:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Online-only, it's a tossup between Xykon's Power Is Power and Tarquin's There Is No End, Just The Part Where The Storytellers Stop Talking. Tarquin's is more insightful on the whole, and more philosophical, but Xykon's is far more menacing, and cements his status as Big Bad in my eyes.
But in my opinion, they're both blown out of the water by the speech at the end of SoD.
Spoiler: SoDAnd now I see that planning doesn't matter. Strategy doesn't matter. Only two things matter: Force, in as great a concentration as you can manage, and style.
And in a pinch, style can slide.
That speech goes so hard. I get chills every time I read it.
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2024-05-23, 01:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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To be fair, the closest thing to a villainous monologue from Belkar I can recall is his short speech to Mr. Scruffy at the Guild. It's just not really his thing to bother with delivering these (instead of stabbing someone), even though when he does choose to monologue… Well, his breaking speech to Roy in the Pyramid is a world-clas heavyweight.
More on topic, yeah, Xykon is the absolute champion of these. Even his less inspired one given to Roy during the Zombie Dragon fight is quite something, and the two big time Wizard lecturings… Well, damn.
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2024-05-23, 04:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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2024-05-24, 03:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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2024-05-24, 04:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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"Thursdays. I could never get the hang of Thursdays."-Arthur Dent, The Hitchhiker's Guide
"I had a normal day once. It was a Thursday." -Will Bailey, The West Wing
Roy will be Xykon's Final Boss
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2024-05-24, 06:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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2024-05-25, 11:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: What if it was a competition?
The Order of the Stick death pool thread -- place your bets! (Yes, it's still ongoing and maintained.)
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2024-06-04, 02:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: What if it was a competition?
V has a pretty solid evil speech in response.
"Disintegrate. Gust of Wind. Now can we PLEASE resume saving the world."
https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0595.html
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2024-06-04, 03:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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2024-06-04, 04:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: What if it was a competition?
I'm not sure what "villain speech" means in context of this thread. Is it just a speech given by a villain? Because there's nothing actually evil about Xykon saying that everything is oddly balanced* until he gets to the end and is suddenly talking about how he's choking Vaarsuvius.
*However much distress it causes optimizers on this forum.Orth Plays: Currently Baldur's Gate II
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2024-06-04, 05:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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2024-06-04, 09:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: What if it was a competition?
I've always taken the oddly balanced thing as a bit of a non-sequitur, in the middle of a rant about true power is actually powerful and can't be stripped away from you.
Now I'm wondering if he's just rambling on about class levels borrowed vs class levels actually earned. How disappointing.Last edited by Tanarii; 2024-06-04 at 09:31 AM.
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2024-06-04, 10:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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2024-06-04, 02:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: What if it was a competition?
It's not a non-sequitur, nor a ramble against borrowed levels.
Xykon is saying that it doesn't matter what kind of power is used, so long as it is power. He's specifically calling out Vaarsuvius for thinking a) that arcane magic is somehow inherently superior b) that their power was "two epic arcane casters' arsenal of magic" as opposed to "my personal capacity to keep the Soul Link ongoing".
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2024-06-04, 03:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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The key to the put down was the bit about
Your soul shenanigans are realy flashy, but they had one weakness: they were shackled to your lame, mid-level ass!
The other reason I like that mini rant is that it reminded me of a line Jock Ewing used on Bobby in the drama (night time soap?) Dallas:
Power isn't something you are given, power is something you take!Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
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2024-06-04, 11:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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2024-06-05, 07:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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2024-06-05, 07:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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I like Xykon and his power is power speech.
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2024-06-05, 09:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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Xykon belittles Vaarsuvius because they're using borrowed power.